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Name Votes
(1) People who play God for fun and profit : 0cra_tr0per
(1) The Zoo Tycoons : Happerry
1: Eden Inc: Tyrant Leviathan

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(2) Fossil Recovery Agency : Happerry, TL
(2) Zookeeper Connections : Happerry, TL
(2) Lego Gene Simulators : Happerry, TL

I think we should be the Zoo Tycoons. After all, no other zoo will be able to compete with our outstanding creations.

And speaking of Zoos and outstanding creations...

Fossil Recovery Agency
Fossils have DNA in them, everyone who watches movies knows that. So let's see if we can get a dedicated agency up for the purposes of collecting fossils so we can examine a wide variety of them and make some dinosaurs! We can also sell the fossils to museums and stuff once we're done with them to make some spare cash. We'll probably need some specialized equipment to do this though, so we should make sure the agency has the needed gear. We'll also need a lot of prehistorical amber if watching Jurassic Park has taught me anything.

Zookeeper Connections
As Zoo Tycoons, we know a lot of people in the zoo business. So why not leverage our connections and be able to get close up and needle-poking with animals in zoos? After all, zoo animals can still bite people in half so we can get some good science done with them if we can make friends with some zookeepers or zoo owners. Or just bribe them, that could work as well.

Lego Gene Simulators
The Lego Company already has experience in this kind of mix and match stuff it seems, so why not buy some simulators from them so we can get a better idea of what sticking part a into part b does before we try it in real life? That way we'll have a better idea of what everything does, and when we know how stuff works better we can get better results.

...So, anyone up for making some dinosaurs?

Our future, it seems, dwells in the past.