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Messages - Rethi-Eli

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Who wants +2 to their rolls, because you're all getting +2 to your rolls! Let's get some cake n' other crap

"I shall walk up to accursed faces. While they are distracted, you strike from their flanks."

If Revenant agrees, show myself to the dragonslayers.  Get ready to dodge ANY immediate attacks. See what the cursed dragonslayers do.

Revenant nods at your query.

"I suppose that'll work. I mean, it's worth a try, isn't it?"

You move away a bit from Revenant before bolting upwards. the startled dragonslayers stumble back, growling and unsheathing their weapons. One of them, wielding a battleaxe, hastily swings at you... (14 vs. 3) but you easily weave out of range of the blow. The second one, armed with a curved blade, rushes at you when Revenant leaps from cover! (21 vs. 11) In a quick second, the dragonslayer's heart is gouged out. Surprisingly, the fiend still stands even after the supposedly mortal blow had been struck!
Stomping down on the chestplate of his foe, he reaches down and tries to pull their weapon free from their hands, before tossing aside.
"When I ask a question, I expect answers. Where were you taking us and why, on who's orders?"
(Provided this is successful, both guards will be unarmed and Deikos has one of their halberds.)
You stamp on the guard's chestplate, but the blow bounces off, as if you were stomping on a solid wall. The guard (12 vs. 17) retaliates by grabbing you by the ankle and slamming you into a nearby wall with force. Painful force.

-3 HP!

The other guard (12 vs. 16) punches Deikos in the face, turns to you, and swings a fist at you. (6 vs. 6) You barely manage to duck under the blow.

Deikos is too disoriented to do much. Y'know, since he was punched in the face. Probably not good for the brain and all that.
((I think Shadow and I REALLY need to stop waiting on each other.))
Dwyn hunkered down to the serpent's back, raising his whip in a flowing arc that terminated in a stinging crack beside the serpent's eye. Taming a creature required the ability to exhaust it, at least when gentler methods became unavailable, which meant he needed this thing to MOVE.

Crack the whip and get this pony moving. Ram it into a couple towers if possible.




(14 vs. 19)

You try whipping the serpent into submission. This enrages it, and it promptly dives deep underwater, leaving you floundering and very vulnerable.
Vingar was expressionless on the ability for the figure to "mount" the serpent with such ease, he had a quick plan to make this situation less dire, however.

"Hey serpent!, over here. You haven't forgotten about me too soon?"

Try to draw attention from Dwyn to Me from the serpent, if it tries to lash at me than show it somes pokes from my spear

((Agreed))

Just as Dwyn flops off of the serpent's back, you manage to get its attention. It hisses and rams into the pedestal you're standing on, causing it to shake. (11) You retain your balance. You retaliate by poking the thing with your spear (4 vs. 6), but it's pretty ineffectual.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 33)
« on: June 15, 2017, 03:28:21 pm »
While blissfully unaware of the impending apocalypse, try and rent a good movie. Use conjuring manual (for awesome +2 bonus which I promise I won't abuse) to create a huge TV with all the works. Send a stormtrooper to get a few cases of beer and a barrel of mead for Ithadtam.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Evolution, /tg/ style
« on: June 14, 2017, 05:51:15 pm »
Buh, what if I'm bad at art...?

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 32)
« on: June 14, 2017, 05:50:33 pm »
Drop-kick famine over to the Milkdrinker concert gone awry. Set off with ithadtam towards the fort we built during the good ol' days.

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I'm having a bit of trouble writing the turn, so I'm gonna have to put RTKEOAES on a temporary hold. On the bright side, you're getting very close to the first climactic point

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Mong Kima - The Nation of Pearls
« on: June 11, 2017, 06:02:03 pm »
Wow, what dicks. Are there any skilled marksmen?

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 31)
« on: June 11, 2017, 01:11:39 pm »
Kick famine back, let them know that I'm working on a turn.

Attempt to summon Ithadtam's spirit into the giant suit of armor. If successful, perform an awesome high five.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Mong Kima - The Nation of Pearls
« on: June 09, 2017, 11:42:01 pm »
I propose an edict stating that the library must be referred to as the Violent Garlic

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 30)
« on: June 09, 2017, 11:40:39 pm »
Conjure a 10 foot long spear, along with a rectangular shield the length of two school buses and the width of a house.
take said spear from him as he tries to conjure it, and poke him in the eye till he releases the next turn for his own RTD.
Joke's on you, because you haven't even chosen a name yet
Jokes back on you, I don't really need one because my username fits almost anywhere.
(Edit: the RTD in question is RTKEOAES, which stands for "roll to kill eachother and enemies")
Joke's back on you because I'm lazy and it'll probably take me another 2 days to finish the update

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: June 09, 2017, 10:34:49 pm »
Get a lot of nature crap in his beard, realize the false ways of the elves, and set fire to the home-tree.

WWUD of babysnatched and raised by goblins?

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 30)
« on: June 09, 2017, 10:32:30 pm »
Conjure a 10 foot long spear, along with a rectangular shield the length of two school buses and the width of a house.
take said spear from him as he tries to conjure it, and poke him in the eye till he releases the next turn for his own RTD.
Joke's on you, because you haven't even chosen a name yet

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 30)
« on: June 09, 2017, 04:40:39 pm »
Conjure a 10 foot long spear, along with a rectangular shield the length of two school buses and the width of a house.

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: June 08, 2017, 07:53:56 pm »
Have an existential crisis. Solve it with booze.

WWUD if given a Bay12 account and a computer?

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Do your best immitation of what you think a barrel full of stumble bumbling fluffy wamblers would sound like.
+1 for stumble bumblings

-1! They will want to investigate them! Who wouldn't want to open a barrel of fluffy wamblers?!

Instead make sounds as though you are filled with water. No dwarf would open that barrel. Use your kobold wiles to sound like water, not alcohol. This is important. Also, everyone knows dwarven barrels can't leak, even if left outside for centuries. We are therefore fine.
-1 because fluffy Wamblers make more sense in this context

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Do your best immitation of what you think a barrel full of stumble bumbling fluffy wamblers would sound like.
+1 for stumble bumblings

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