Bay 12 Games Forum

Dear Dwarves of Violencegate,

That jabberer is minding it's own business, and it's not going to hurt you. Please stop spamming me with job cancellations.

Sincerely,
Your Overseer

But there must be violence at the gate!

You must train your young relative from birth to be a competitive Tetris player.

The youtube algorithm still isn't very good at figuring out what content is G-rated.

This slaps

No, but then I'm not suffering for it.

Multinational corporations are making out like bandits ever since the pandemic began. It is ridiculous to think they can't pay their workers a living wage.

And if your business can't be profitable enough to pay your workers a living wage -- it doesn't deserve to exist.

That's because there is already a small burden of evidence in that case.

An accusation is not evidence on its own.

*takes out drum set*

I'm still thinking the buried-trap idea may work. Change out the bait to throw the groundhog off. Maybe make it bountiful so it's worth the digging. It might be some work but dig out someplace to put it, preferably near a groundhog tunnel exit, then put the trap in there, cover it with a plywood sheet, then put the dirt back on top of it.

Maybe even put it directly in the groundhog hole.