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1966
Roll To Dodge / Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 28)
« on: June 06, 2017, 07:26:30 am »
Summon the four horsemen of the milkpocalypse.

BOOM LAWSUIT, Hell now has a case against you for COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT. If there is anything in hell more evil then the seven princes, its the lawyers. GET READY TO SUFFUR!!!!!
Shouldn't the copyright on them have expired by now?
What did I say about Hell's lawyers, they would never let a copyright expire. It would mean missing out on a chance to try someone for copyright infringement.

1967
Roll To Dodge / Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 28)
« on: June 05, 2017, 09:16:01 pm »
Summon the four horsemen of the milkpocalypse.

BOOM LAWSUIT, Hell now has a case against you for COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT. If there is anything in hell more evil then the seven princes, its the lawyers. GET READY TO SUFFUR!!!!!

1968
Roll To Dodge / Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 28)
« on: June 05, 2017, 06:24:01 pm »
Continue my goal of sending earth back where it belongs and leaving ATHATH and the doom mug behind.

1969
Doesn't a target have to be immobilized for the bite attack to hit, so shouldn't Bruce still be alive?

It says it can also be done against targets in the water.
Mistakenly read the or as an and. Also, what were you thinking CABL!?

1970
Doesn't a target have to be immobilized for the bite attack to hit, so shouldn't Bruce still be alive?

Marco Ruyn

NCA: Begin studying the Kraken for weak points besides the eye.
CA: Another Magic bolt to the beasts eye.

1971
Marco Ruyn

NCA: Begin working on analyzing every move Sitcher made to learn how to preform his spells.
CA: Another Magic bolt to the beasts eye.

1972
Ok, but what if one or both of us die?

1973
Damn it, I've been busy all day and couldn't post my action. Also, you forgot the prophecy.( I spoke out-loud a dark prophecy as part of my previous action, just call it my action for last turn.)

Marco Ruyn

Three times damn it, I took to long laying the ice, well, better than the fools who waited dumbfounded.

Very well then,  NCA:Climb the rigging and reach the crow's nest. Then shoot a magic bolt of lightning straight for the Eye (CA:Magic bolt aiming at the eye

This may be a bit much but I think it would help even out the mages, can we have some NCA spells, like darkness to lower the chance of hits landing, and some ways to temporarily immobilize a limb. We've seen mages preform magic out of battle, and even though it was only for story purposes, like I said above, it would make mages more even with the others and could create some support abilities besides heal.

1974
Starting next turn, (which is when battle starts)

That won't help then, the kraken wll spend its first couple turns on 11, also daisy is on 9, I'm on 7.

1975
is it three turns starting now, or three turns when it starts attacking.

1976
Alright, I did the thing. I'm not sure what you were trying to accomplish, so the bonus might not be what you wanted.

Good enough, thanks. My only concern is that ship 9 won't become a target until 11 is already down. Did you get this decision from a d12?

1977
No. I'm at church. Patience young padawan.

Ok, sorry for bugging you.

1978
When I get to a computer.
Have you gotten to a computer yet, because I can't write my next action until I know how this one turned out.

1979
*facepalm* Sorry, I'll edit that.

Thanks, I'm honestly surprised everyone is listening to me,

1980
"teleport" to boat 1.
NCA: If the Kraken tries to atack the boat, kick it in the tentacle (Heavy Attack).


You play a warrior, go to boat 11, we have a plan of attack.

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