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DF General Discussion / Re: Future of the Fortress 3
« on: May 05, 2008, 01:11:00 pm »
maybe new Kobold civilizations could crop up on their own.  any time a human civilization has access to dogs and domesticated animals, there is a chance that they could crossbreed and the offspring could be deposited into nearby caves.

the kobold civ would expand from these caves and eventually become a minor threat on its own.


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DF General Discussion / Re: Future of the Fortress 3
« on: April 23, 2008, 10:54:00 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by Drakale:
<STRONG>Urgh now il get sued by games workshop i guess...</STRONG>

I was thinking the EXACT same thing!


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DF General Discussion / Re: Future of the Fortress 3
« on: April 06, 2008, 03:18:00 pm »
maybe im closed minded, but im probably not alone in my blinded little view.  if you like, you can assume this is no ones opinion but mine, and thus safely disregarded.  i dont want to start a stink:

I'm very comfortable with racial tensions between actualy different species (dwarfs, elves, ratmen, whatever) as they can be viewed as alegorical and satyrical and generally critical of the darker parts of the human condition in a lighthearted tongue in cheek sort of way.

I'm less comfortable simulating racial tensions between different ethnic groups within a single species (pink dwarfs, tan dwarfs, brown dwarfs, whatever) as it hits a bit closer to home.  sure, its fundamentally the same allegory / parody, but its a bit more pointed.  also, while rational people might take grim humor from exploring a cold simulation of human folly, less healthy people might take a more perverse please from the idea of packing all the dwarfs of a certain color or religion into a furnace.  attacting that sort of people to the fan-base might not be the best plan.

But in the end, these are the same guys that brought us Stumpy Wumples.  Theyre not afraid to tell it like it is.  Theyve got more balls than me, and theyre not ashamed to let them hang out.


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DF General Discussion / Re: Future of the Fortress 3
« on: April 04, 2008, 09:55:00 am »
of course the clothes fit children, thats why goblins are misunderstood.  theyre not stealing children, theyre liberating what they assume to to be captive goblins!

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DF General Discussion / Re: Future of the Fortress 3
« on: March 21, 2008, 04:39:00 pm »
or a great worm that leaves tunnels through the earth.

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DF General Discussion / Re: What race do you like most?
« on: July 07, 2007, 06:33:00 pm »
dragons.  pffft.  what a bunch of flamers.

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DF General Discussion / Re: What race do you like most?
« on: July 07, 2007, 04:41:00 am »
quote:
Originally posted by Funkadelic Jive Turkey:
<STRONG>That's very vain Bein.</STRONG>

no its not.  i think that aestethic has a lot against it, so i think hes being very humble.

i like dwarfs.  im not nearly as stout, but they allways seemed to be a "no nonsense" kind of type to me.


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DF General Discussion / Re: Does Three Toe realy have three toes?
« on: July 05, 2007, 08:30:00 pm »
there are many species of amphibians in the same general family.  two of these are the Toad, and the Three Toed Tree Frog.

Get it?  Toady and TheeToe are in the same family?  Get it?

you ninnies are goofy.


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DF General Discussion / Re: Bloat4, HIDDEN FUN STUFF, Completed.
« on: February 02, 2007, 12:07:00 pm »
oh, thats great.  now i have to start a massive cow breeding program and have my kitchens prepair biscuits.

dwarves eating cow biscuits.  you made my day.


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DF General Discussion / Re: Bloat4, HIDDEN FUN STUFF, Completed.
« on: February 01, 2007, 07:40:00 pm »
By Grungni, NO!, we're not talking about Warcraft, you misbegotten videogamer!  Real Dwarfs are WARHAMMER Dwarfs!

   

Warcraft, indeed.  Warhammer had gyrocopters before Warcraft even had Dwarfs!

(all in good fun, of course.  im not really prejudiced towards any particular make-believe setting.  much.)

[ February 01, 2007: Message edited by: puke ]


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DF General Discussion / Re: Bloat4, HIDDEN FUN STUFF, Completed.
« on: January 31, 2007, 12:38:00 pm »
dwarfs dont sail, they fly in gyrocopters.

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DF General Discussion / Re: lock your doors!
« on: January 22, 2007, 09:59:00 pm »
this is why i double-door my gabage pits.

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DF General Discussion / Re: Best World/Area Names?
« on: July 06, 2007, 08:37:00 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by Asehujiko:
<STRONG>The shimmering prairy of dead faces. A vast, pure evil grassland area covering about 20% of an old inflate errorered world.</STRONG>

i shouldnt post this.  i should just let it slide, and go on about my business.  but i cant.  so i appologize in advance to the entire forum for my jackassery.

but this is bullshit.  look at every other name in this thread.  look at every name you have seen in the game.  NONE of them modify the final noun.  they are all "...of [something]".  NONE of them are "...of <twiddley> [something]" where <twiddley> is an adjective.  none of them.

also, Forgotten / Forgetting / Forget isnt a word in dwarf.  in fact, the only "forg" word in the ENTIRE RAWS is "toy mini forge".  thus, i call bullshit on your artifact adamantine longsword, and anything else in this fictitious inflate -3 world that you never had.

also also, were ascii-game-playing internet geeks.  theres no reason to lie to impress us.  its not going to get you laid.

right.  like i said.  sorry for my behavior.  its unnecessary.


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DF General Discussion / Re: One productive Dwarf!
« on: June 30, 2007, 03:04:00 pm »
you people are HORRIBLE.

so, if you made dwarfs butcherable in the raws, will they eat their dead?

we could have a breeding class and an eating class.


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DF General Discussion / Re: One productive Dwarf!
« on: June 25, 2007, 11:13:00 am »
i think i once had a countess with four or five kids.  it was pretty crazy.

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