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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Destroy the Godmodder
« on: March 08, 2017, 03:32:38 pm »
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Destroy the Godmodder
« on: March 08, 2017, 08:25:29 am »
Gun looks over at the Tavern, before declaring that he needs a drink to recover from all the summoning he has just done. He carefully walks over to one of the Staff and hands them an assist worth three charges in return for a drink.
Now, according to the rules and like in any other Destroy the Godmodder game, people are able to give assists, also known as "plus"es. Each plus gives a certain amount to an ally or enemy if you're into that sort of thing, with the max being three. This turn, Gun hands a +3 to OceanSoul, so he can boost his charges. He can either deploy all three to one charge or distribute them equally among all three charges.
"I'd like some root beer, I'm not really the drinking type. And make it quick.
However, to Gun's surprise, a big thud is heard outside the Tavern. He runs out to see an ally killing Churros Man!
"Dude, we're allies! You're not supposed to hurt him-"
Gun blocks Crazyabe's attack and shoves an explosive churros down his throat as a warning, not actually dealing damage to him, as they are allies after all.
"I'm still not sure if I can swear here, but that guy just said 'ass' so I think I'm in the clear!"
SUMMARY - Gun requests Root Beer from OceanSoul and stops Crazyabe's crazy attack.
CHARGE: Bane of the Arrrrthropods - 3/???.
"You are a pirate!"
CHARGE: The Cake is a Pie - 3/???.
"Metaphysics at its best."
CHARGE: What is Love - 3/???.
"Baby don't hurt me."
ASSIST: +3 OceanSouls
Now, according to the rules and like in any other Destroy the Godmodder game, people are able to give assists, also known as "plus"es. Each plus gives a certain amount to an ally or enemy if you're into that sort of thing, with the max being three. This turn, Gun hands a +3 to OceanSoul, so he can boost his charges. He can either deploy all three to one charge or distribute them equally among all three charges.
"I'd like some root beer, I'm not really the drinking type. And make it quick.
However, to Gun's surprise, a big thud is heard outside the Tavern. He runs out to see an ally killing Churros Man!
"Dude, we're allies! You're not supposed to hurt him-"
Gun blocks Crazyabe's attack and shoves an explosive churros down his throat as a warning, not actually dealing damage to him, as they are allies after all.
"I'm still not sure if I can swear here, but that guy just said 'ass' so I think I'm in the clear!"
SUMMARY - Gun requests Root Beer from OceanSoul and stops Crazyabe's crazy attack.
CHARGE: Bane of the Arrrrthropods - 3/???.
"You are a pirate!"
CHARGE: The Cake is a Pie - 3/???.
"Metaphysics at its best."
CHARGE: What is Love - 3/???.
"Baby don't hurt me."
ASSIST: +3 OceanSouls
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Destroy the Godmodder
« on: March 07, 2017, 01:33:13 pm »
First off, could I please be listed as Gun instead of TrickleJest? Or maybe TrickleJest / Gun?
Anyway, Gun looks over to the now-barren Battlefield before urging others to join.
"Come on, it's a fun time, I know from personal experience."
"Well, mostly..."
"You know what I mean."
Gun then gets really bored and decides to summon yet another entity, this time hoping it will turn Hostile.
Using the power of origami, he unfolds a sheet of paper into a paper castle and runs into it, before setting it on fire.
The burnt paper is then tossed into an ocean, where a great white shark eats it. However, from the stomach of said shark emerges Charcoal Man.
I'm not sure if paper can become charcoal, but I frankly don't exactly care anymore.
Charcoal Man - 1/1 HP.
SKILL: Useless - Its skill is the fact that it has no skills. Pretty cool, huh?
Churros Man then horribly injures Charcoal Man using a ton of churros, all in poor Charcoal Man's face, who still might be our teammate.
Then said creature made of churros places Charcoal Man into a giant churros and sends him down a giant mountain of hot sauce.
Yes, that just happened and you can't deny it.
Also, if the Godmodder's calling me a liar, how about he gets the label 'hypocrite'? I mean, he deserves it.
So Gun does just that.
He shoves the label down the Godmodder's throat.
SUMMARY - Gun summons another sh!tty entity, Charcoal Man. Churros Man gets salty and jealous and proceeds to kill Charcoal Man.
CHARGE: Bane of the Arrrrthropods - 2/???.
"You are a pirate!"
CHARGE: The Cake is a Pie - 2/???.
"Metaphysics at its best."
CHARGE: What is Love - 2/???.
"Baby don't hurt me."
Anyway, Gun looks over to the now-barren Battlefield before urging others to join.
"Come on, it's a fun time, I know from personal experience."
"Well, mostly..."
"You know what I mean."
Gun then gets really bored and decides to summon yet another entity, this time hoping it will turn Hostile.
Using the power of origami, he unfolds a sheet of paper into a paper castle and runs into it, before setting it on fire.
The burnt paper is then tossed into an ocean, where a great white shark eats it. However, from the stomach of said shark emerges Charcoal Man.
I'm not sure if paper can become charcoal, but I frankly don't exactly care anymore.
Charcoal Man - 1/1 HP.
SKILL: Useless - Its skill is the fact that it has no skills. Pretty cool, huh?
Churros Man then horribly injures Charcoal Man using a ton of churros, all in poor Charcoal Man's face, who still might be our teammate.
Then said creature made of churros places Charcoal Man into a giant churros and sends him down a giant mountain of hot sauce.
Yes, that just happened and you can't deny it.
Also, if the Godmodder's calling me a liar, how about he gets the label 'hypocrite'? I mean, he deserves it.
So Gun does just that.
He shoves the label down the Godmodder's throat.
SUMMARY - Gun summons another sh!tty entity, Charcoal Man. Churros Man gets salty and jealous and proceeds to kill Charcoal Man.
CHARGE: Bane of the Arrrrthropods - 2/???.
"You are a pirate!"
CHARGE: The Cake is a Pie - 2/???.
"Metaphysics at its best."
CHARGE: What is Love - 2/???.
"Baby don't hurt me."
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Destroy the Godmodder
« on: March 06, 2017, 02:20:09 pm »
Oh, hey, looks like I accidentally found this thread! Never mind my name literally being credited in the Original Post, it must be a coincidence, there are at least ninety TrickleJests running around the multiverse.
A hero. A hunter. A [word starting with an H] emerges out of a wormhole and sets foot on the Battlefield.
After thoroughly looking through the field, he spots the Godmodder standing there, being his usual Godmodder self...
Except that this Godmodder seems to be visibly different. Hmm. How odd. But that doesn't stop our hero from trying his best to kill him. Or not. That's usually how this goes, you either kill the Godmodder, or try to, anyway, or you die while opposing him.
The hero walks over to the Godmodder, head high. He lowers his shades to reveal sparkling bright orange eyes. Not the carrot-ey orange that Trickle sports, but more of a brighter shade, reminiscent of red.
"The name's Gun."
"Epic Gun."
"But you can just call me Gun, I guess."
Yes, this character was just made up on the spot.
"As you can see, I've been brought here via wormhole."
"That's basically what I usually do, hop through worlds, kill Godmodders, no biggie."
"I'm pretty much a celebrity."
Gun cracks a half-assed dumb smile before quickly deciding the whole notion was stupid to begin with.
"Let's get this over with."
Taking out his TrickleJest Inc. branded Master Blaster, a fusion between a gun and a sword, and prepares to mess stuff up.
Except that there are no entities and his chances of hitting the Godmodder are nigh impossible. Oh well.
Using the power of churros and their amazing deliciousness, Gun summons Churros Man. Yes, I'm aware this f!cker will probably be eviscerated in one turn or simply brainwashed. This is just, for sh!ts and giggles, after all.
Churros Man - 1/1 HP.
SKILL: Mexican Stand-Off - Can only be killed in a Mexican Stand-Off. Simple enough.
SUMMARY - Gun emerges and summons a sh!tty entity, Churros Man.
CHARGE: Bane of the Arrrrthropods - 1/???.
"You are a pirate!"
CHARGE: The Cake is a Pie - 1/???.
"Metaphysics at its best."
CHARGE: What is Love - 1/???.
"Baby don't hurt me."
A hero. A hunter. A [word starting with an H] emerges out of a wormhole and sets foot on the Battlefield.
After thoroughly looking through the field, he spots the Godmodder standing there, being his usual Godmodder self...
Except that this Godmodder seems to be visibly different. Hmm. How odd. But that doesn't stop our hero from trying his best to kill him. Or not. That's usually how this goes, you either kill the Godmodder, or try to, anyway, or you die while opposing him.
The hero walks over to the Godmodder, head high. He lowers his shades to reveal sparkling bright orange eyes. Not the carrot-ey orange that Trickle sports, but more of a brighter shade, reminiscent of red.
"The name's Gun."
"Epic Gun."
"But you can just call me Gun, I guess."
Yes, this character was just made up on the spot.
"As you can see, I've been brought here via wormhole."
"That's basically what I usually do, hop through worlds, kill Godmodders, no biggie."
"I'm pretty much a celebrity."
Gun cracks a half-assed dumb smile before quickly deciding the whole notion was stupid to begin with.
"Let's get this over with."
Taking out his TrickleJest Inc. branded Master Blaster, a fusion between a gun and a sword, and prepares to mess stuff up.
Except that there are no entities and his chances of hitting the Godmodder are nigh impossible. Oh well.
Using the power of churros and their amazing deliciousness, Gun summons Churros Man. Yes, I'm aware this f!cker will probably be eviscerated in one turn or simply brainwashed. This is just, for sh!ts and giggles, after all.
Churros Man - 1/1 HP.
SKILL: Mexican Stand-Off - Can only be killed in a Mexican Stand-Off. Simple enough.
SUMMARY - Gun emerges and summons a sh!tty entity, Churros Man.
CHARGE: Bane of the Arrrrthropods - 1/???.
"You are a pirate!"
CHARGE: The Cake is a Pie - 1/???.
"Metaphysics at its best."
CHARGE: What is Love - 1/???.
"Baby don't hurt me."