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At being shaked around a bit Sir Lootington stops for a bit, before taking what is probabaly the biggest breath someone can take, before releasing it something that can barely even be called a sentence.

"So yeah as I was saying I was friends with a bunch of people who pranked me because I think that's how friendship works and then one day when I knocked one of them out they all suddenly left for some reason and I never saw them again and then I got sent to a really comfortable place where they had lots of nice food and a nice lady talked to me and asked me if I had any problems and I said no I don't have problems because I have loads of friends who I get to prank every day and then after a while she kept talking about how brain damage is bad and stuff although I don't know why she did that because it has nothing to do with my friend and how I prank them lots which for some reason loads of people have problems with me pranking my friends even though I know that is how friendship works atleast I think so yeah I am pretty sure that is how it works and then I went to a bunch of different schools and for some reason I always only ended up staying at for a few weeks before I got kicked out because everyone was jealous of my friendship skills oh yeah and my parents also did alot of traveling to different places where there were different schools and sent me to multiple schools in each place and I also don't understand what is so good about school except from friendship because I am pretty sure that I was friendship and after a while everyone started to get smaller for some reason and my parents decided to leave to get in boxes I don't know why I don't think it makes much sense to spend alot of time in boxes but then I was alone for a while and I decided to get a job as a blacksmith and was very good at it so eventually I got my own blacksmith and things kept getting smaller and lots of people bought and bunch of different weapons yes I do know what weapons and death are by the way I am not stupid I know weapons are things that send people to the magical sky aliens in the sky and that death is when you are spending time with the sky aliens in the sky and that apparantly it has lots of fire and death and destructing and great magical alien people called gods who live in a place called Hell which is apparantly in the sky even though it has massive caverns and loads of different stuff but yeah the magical sky alien people called gods do a bunch of stuff do the world like making people kill loads of other people so that they get to live in Hell and be very happy oh yeah and they also solve world hunger by making it so you can only eat crumbs sometimes."

He stops before taking another big gasp of breath.

"So yeah anyway never mind all that stuff are we friends now I hope we are friends now I mean I know we probably are because I pranked you and pranking people means you maked friends with them apparantly atleast I think so yeah I am pretty sure I am correct anyway you haven't told me what happened to that one guy who died I forgot his name what was it again Hamcelak oh well never mind that I also want to know about what sorts of adventures you had while you were gone also actually could you please tell me whether or not I am correct about friendship and stuff also why am I feeling so lightheaded right now oh well nevermind it's probabaly nothing also does anyone else have this strange feeling in the back of their head that something's trying to invade their mind and fill it with a bunch of random memories oh well probabaly also nothing oh hey looks it's you other guys when did you get how did I not see you oh well it doesn't matter I would the most important thing here is-" "GAA-" "Ok what was that strange noise it was probabaly nothing anyway as I was saying the next most important thing here is probabaly going on adventures again and stuff also I don't want to go to the magical aliens in the sky just yet because apparantly some people fear them I don't know why hey hang on a second where did that memory of me cutting my hands off come from I never did that eh it's probabaly nothing anyway as I was saying I am curious to where we are going next are we going anywhere important OOOOOH are we going on a field trip wait what's a field trip I don't know what a field trip is that word just randomly popped into my head ok then this is weird anyway I think that strange feeling I had of something in the back of my mind has now turned to a feeling of something whimpering in the back of my mind oh well it's probabaly nothing so anyway where are we going now?"

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