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frick you OP for giving me a 1 and misspelling my username in the same post.

YOU.

MUST.

SUFFER.

>For an action, I'll decide that it's time to use alts to bypass the ban.

Ok fuck you Pheobe, yer supposed to be the nice one.

Phoebe suffers from bipolar disorder, and she does nothing for several months which makes you question if your game is broken, before sending two hordes of pirates with sappers who will dig through your defenses while simultaniously giving your entire colony stomach parasites because they didn't wear appropriate protection while eating ass. Don't use her for a storyteller. Cassandra is just hardcoded to regularly check the amount of trees on the map while spawning alphabeaver swarms if there's at least one tree on the map after checking. She can go fuck herself.

Legua got her leg shot off by a shitbot

the prophecy has been fulfilled

Reminds me of the time I had a colonist who got sniped in the head by a lancer, and only lived with her head getting dropped to 1 HP all because she was wearing a steel simple helmet. Wear your helmets, kids. It'll save your life against murderbots that somehow have less morals than the average RimWorld player. No refunds if they don't save colonists from angry insectoids.

Meanwhile, the fire department, with their firefighters having noticable hangover from last night, brings flamethrowers instead of water hoses.

Meanwhile, slimes rise to the sky in what some are dubbing slime rise.

Quote from: pisskop on March 14, 2020, 11:39:53 pm

a single psychic soothing stick for emergencies.

I didn't realise dildos were a thing back at the beginning of the 20th century, but apparently they have existed for (probably) tens of thousands of years.   
The more you know!   

Sigged. For the record, Rimworld is set in the year 5500 at the start of every run. It hasn't been tens of thousands of years since the invention of dildos in yet in Rimworld's setting.

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