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« on: May 22, 2018, 11:06:10 am »
Okay, got an artifact shopping list;
Usta Zutosp, "The Strap of Tunneling" - shale spostza (instrument), made by the dwarf Snamoz Devilburns in Menacedwills in 800.
Kept as an heirloom, later stolen by another dwarf, Bosa Confuseplague, who proceeded to lose it. Later found and offered to Vermini Aurasneak the Subtle Seer, a tortoise fiend who rules one of the Goblin civs. Later stolen once again by the dragon Ibmat Flareheated the Torrid Pearls, who kept it as an heirloom.
Gongukrotstong, "Riskedcloistered" - copper low boot, made by the dwarf Usbu Crazyticks in Menacedwills 577.
This one will be tricky, as the poor enslaved dwarf offered his creation to Vermini, the same tortoise fiend as before, and was later stolen by the exact same dragon.
Otezstoslug, "Pickrifts" - pyrolusite toy axe, made by the dwarf Nako Badspin in Menacedwills in 522.
Offered to the goblin Song Perplexedmenaced the Unbridled Rips of Rampage and remains a symbol of the Lord to this day.
Absnulut Mallasuru, "Tamedstable the Curious Watches" - bronze goblet, made by the dwarf Utes Nastysole in Menacedwills in 194.
Offered to our tortoise fiend friend, then stolen by the exact same dragon.
Smas Tubeb, "The Rack of Glaciers" - troll fur tunic, made by the dwarf Stozu Doomleaves in Menacedwills in 185.
Stolen and taken to Dreadclasps, and stolen by countless goblins for centuries until finally being stolen and lost by a wild boar man, later found and claimed as an heirloom by NONE OTHER THAN OUR DRAGON FRIEND in 788.
Osle Snusnad, "The Worm of Elevation", tiger bone weapon rack, made by the dwarf Nako Enterhated in Menacedwills in 142.
Kept as an heirloom, lost, found by a goblin and offered to the tortoise fiend who kept it as a symbol of the Master, where it has stayed to this day.
Lungorotstong, "Playcloistered" - iron bow, made by the dwarf Asno Momentmaligned in Menacedwills in 129.
Stolen repeatedly until 429, where it was found and taken to Hellgrizzles by the goblin Ber Tormentsand (made by a dwarf with a goblin name, found by a goblin with a dwarf name...weird) and offered to Zolak Doomdens the Stormy Tree of Dreading and made a symbol of the Lord.
Rakustmomuz, "Tombcrypt" - quartzite slab, made by the dwarven god Nekol Fatedghost in 35.
Claimed by the dwarf Udib Braidedstake and kept in her tower, Anguishedboats, to this day.
Noteworthy that this is the only artifact related to dwarves that is still in dwarven hands, and is held by not only one of the last dwarves in existence, but one of the oldest living beings in the world. There's a second slab that Nekol made but we only really need one.
There also exist two Vaults holding slabs bearing the names of the demons ruling the Goblin civilisations, the pale pink monster Zolak (who died in 11 so that's pointless), and Vermini Aurasneak the Subtle Seer, everyone's favourite tortoise fiend. His slab is in Cursebastions, a Vault located near the south pole (near Udib's tower.) if any Adventurers want it.
To recap, most of dwarfkind's masterworks are being fought over by a dragon and a freakin' demon, while the rest are hoarded by goblins and one of the last five worldgen dwarves holds a necro slab, with a kakapo man apprentice of hers holding the second. We're in for a giggle, lads.
