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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Crown of Halcyon
« on: October 06, 2021, 05:57:58 pm »
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Waluigi jumps onto the 1st place podium and grabs the microphone connected to the podium before Cranky can speak! "WAAAAA I WOULD LIKE EVERYONE HERE TO KNOW THAT EVERYONE ELSE HERE IS A BUNCHA STINKING CHEATERS WHO HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT TRY TO RUIN WALUIGI THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE RACE ESPECIALLY THAT EVIL ICECREAM CONE MAN WHO HAS TRIED TO BRAINWASH WALUIGI INTO INTENTIALLY LOSING LIKE THE COLD FIEND THEY ARE!" The race guards start rushing over to the podium! "BUT WALUIGI IS STRONG! DESPITE ALL THE CHEATING AND EVERYONE HAVING IT OUT FOR WALUIGI, WALUIGI STILL MADE IT TO THE TOP THREE AND NEVER GAVE UP THIS SHOWS THAT NOT EVEN CHEATERS HAVE THE POWER TO STOP WALUIGI!" The guards start pulling Waluigi off the podium! "ANYWAY LONG STORY SHORT I WOULD LIKE TO THANK NO ONE CAUSE THIS WAS ALL WALUIGI AND ALWAYS REMEMBER WALUIGI NUMBER ONE WAAAAAAAAA! Waluigi is pulled off the podium and taken off the track!
Waluigi gives off a pained Waaaaaa "WELL... WALUIGI CAN STILL GET 5TH PLACE USING THE SHORTCUT ATLEAST? WAAAaaa..." Dejectedly use my cheep cheep and take the shortcut waaaa...
"YOU THINK WALUIGI IS STUPID? WALUIGI ALREADY HAS ITEMS! YOUR CLEARLY TRYING TO GET WALUIGI TO WASTE A PERFECTLY GOOD ITEM BOX FOR NO REASON! WELL WALUIGI WONT FALL FOR IT WAAAAAA!"
Waluigi's life metaphorically flashes before Waluigi's eyes all the WAAAAing all the gloating FOR A LOUSY 6TH PLACE?!?! is this truly all Waluigi can amount to? "NO! NO! NO! WALUIGI WILL NEVER GIVE UP AGAINST CHEATERS! THEY THINK WALUIGI WILL JUST SIT BY AND ACCEPT SUCH A UNFAIR DEFEAT?!?! NEVER!!! WALUIGI IS AND WILL ALWAYS BE NUMBER ONE! WAAAAAAAAAAA!" Throw all Waluigi's shells forward than do a kart flip to dodge the POW Box the stink lizard infront of Waluigi just got! Waluigi will be number one!
"TIME FOR WALUIGI TO FINALLY GET A ITEM AND WIN THE WHOLE RACE WAAAA!" Inner curve powerslide grab a item for once! WAAAAAAA!
(To be honest, I only went with Suzy from several people telling me she was outright horrifying.(That's fair although what makes Suzy terrifying isn't so much her appearance but the implications of her existence more of a existential dread sort of terrifying then a they look scary terrifying akin to the concept of the thing monster)
..that said, in a horror-themed game, this won't be the same character as the on in Solar was, I'll come up with different motivations and such.)
... Also, I'm trying to figure out how Waluigi ended up in front of Olaf. Didn't Olaf just stall out in the same way?
"Because Waluigi number one WAAAAAA!"
"AHHHHHH WHERE DID SLEEPY MAN COME FROM WHY IS WALUIGIS KART MOLDY WHY DID WALUIGI GET SMITED WITH LIGHTNING WAAAA- WAIT WALUIGI IS IN 4TH? HAHA! ALL PART OF WALUIGI'S PLAN SOON WALUIGI WILL BE NUMBER ONE! WAAAAAAAAA! Defensive driving grab a red cheep cheep WAAAAAA!