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DF Suggestions / Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« on: July 11, 2023, 06:28:26 am »
Use ChatGPT for everything in DF...

...judging by the other threads in this subforum it seems to be what everyone wants anyway.

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DF Suggestions / Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« on: July 07, 2023, 09:54:44 pm »
A terrible suggestion procedural generator built into the DF code that implements one or more randomized terrible suggestions into each player world.

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DF Suggestions / Re: AI-Powered Zork-Style Text Inputs
« on: June 22, 2023, 06:13:24 pm »
A set of well-plucked nostrils helps to draw attention to the magnificence of dwarven facial hair immediately below. It's common sense, really.  :P

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DF Suggestions / Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« on: June 21, 2023, 08:54:22 pm »
Deep in the depths of Dwarven mythology lies the prophecy of The One Who will come to Shave the Dwarves.
One Thing to Shave Them All

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DF Suggestions / Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« on: June 07, 2023, 11:06:17 am »
All creatures should also have miniature variants going all the way down to microscopic scale. This makes it possible and even likely to have mini-dwarves mining around in the beards of your full-sized dwarves.

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DF Suggestions / Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« on: June 06, 2023, 02:39:27 am »
You know what would be fun replace everything in the game with meat, meat air, meat water, meat rock, etc.....
Does this mean dwarves' hair, beards, teeth, bones, etc. are now made of meat as well?

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DF Suggestions / Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« on: June 05, 2023, 02:20:05 am »
Elderly dwarves should get bad thoughts from anything young dwarves do.
Young dwarves should likewise get bad thoughts from spending time around elderly dwarves, who mostly make them sit through rambling monologues about how much better things were when they were the young dwarf's age and about how the young'uns in this day and age have it too easy (this will be the case even in a world that's just been created).

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DF General Discussion / Re: Future of the Fortress
« on: June 04, 2023, 05:02:34 pm »
That's good to know, thanks a lot.

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DF General Discussion / Re: Future of the Fortress
« on: June 04, 2023, 03:31:38 pm »
Not quite a FotF-related question, but: have any of you heard much from Toady at all lately? Don't mean to be alarmist, but TBH I'm getting just ever-so-slightly concerned since he hasn't yet posted his FotF reply here for this month or even the monthly announcement (neither of which he's ever been late on before to my knowledge), and a glance at his profile has revealed to me that he hasn't been active on the forum since May 16th.

I'm hoping he's just been unusually busy with Steam-related matters this month or something similar (which would be perfectly understandable), but if anyone here could confirm this for me that would be much appreciated.

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DF Suggestions / Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« on: June 01, 2023, 07:54:18 pm »
Cavern passages narrow enough for dwarves (and other creatures) to get stuck in.

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DF Suggestions / Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« on: May 23, 2023, 02:45:13 pm »
If you don't keep your nobles satisfied, they may decide to blackmail you (simulated by the DF code tracking your personal information and releasing it to the internet if the mandates of your nobles are consistently refused).

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DF Suggestions / Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« on: May 20, 2023, 12:26:20 am »
You can see things that have been reported to the mayor whether true or not... And there's no way to tell the difference between reality and one or other of mistaken observations, deliberate lies, fabulations or just out-of-datedness.

This sounds interesting TBH. Granted, there should be ways that the player can gradually work out the true information from the false (perhaps with varying and/or customizable difficulty levels).

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I pose an idea to make the game better and you come back with this?

Do you have anything constructive to add or do you just like being a combative and negative elf lover?

I think you're taking the comment more seriously/personally than it was intended. If you browse other suggestion threads you'll quickly see that joke comments like muldrake's are pretty standard and almost always meant to be playful rather than malicious.

In all seriousness though, this is a good suggestion. +1.

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DF Suggestions / Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« on: May 07, 2023, 02:03:33 pm »
Every dwarf's worst nightmare is becoming a wereelf.

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DF Suggestions / Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« on: May 04, 2023, 03:24:51 pm »
Toady should pursue a sponsorship with goblin babysitting services. Everyone knows goblins are the finest babysitters you can get.

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