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Use ChatGPT for everything in DF...

...judging by the other threads in this subforum it seems to be what everyone wants anyway.

A set of well-plucked nostrils helps to draw attention to the magnificence of dwarven facial hair immediately below. It's common sense, really. 

All creatures should also have miniature variants going all the way down to microscopic scale. This makes it possible and even likely to have mini-dwarves mining around in the beards of your full-sized dwarves.

Elderly dwarves should get bad thoughts from anything young dwarves do.

Young dwarves should likewise get bad thoughts from spending time around elderly dwarves, who mostly make them sit through rambling monologues about how much better things were when they were the young dwarf's age and about how the young'uns in this day and age have it too easy (this will be the case even in a world that's just been created).

Not quite a FotF-related question, but: have any of you heard much from Toady at all lately? Don't mean to be alarmist, but TBH I'm getting just ever-so-slightly concerned since he hasn't yet posted his FotF reply here for this month or even the monthly announcement (neither of which he's ever been late on before to my knowledge), and a glance at his profile has revealed to me that he hasn't been active on the forum since May 16th.

I'm hoping he's just been unusually busy with Steam-related matters this month or something similar (which would be perfectly understandable), but if anyone here could confirm this for me that would be much appreciated.

If you don't keep your nobles satisfied, they may decide to blackmail you (simulated by the DF code tracking your personal information and releasing it to the internet if the mandates of your nobles are consistently refused).

I pose an idea to make the game better and you come back with this?

Do you have anything constructive to add or do you just like being a combative and negative elf lover?

I think you're taking the comment more seriously/personally than it was intended. If you browse other suggestion threads you'll quickly see that joke comments like muldrake's are pretty standard and almost always meant to be playful rather than malicious.

In all seriousness though, this is a good suggestion. +1.

Toady should pursue a sponsorship with goblin babysitting services. Everyone knows goblins are the finest babysitters you can get.