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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: WHAT is the avatar above you?
« on: January 07, 2018, 08:15:47 pm »
Urist McDrunkalot

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Special People: Photon Carnage
« on: January 07, 2018, 11:15:34 am »
Coughing profusely, Napoleon blinked in confusion as he stared up at this stranger, trying to see her features clearly into the shadows cast by the burning building. For some reason, she seemed... familiar. No that can't be it, he assured himself. This is only a hallucination brought on him by the stresses of a life-or-death situation. Nothing more.

"Thank you madame for rescuing me," Napoleon said as he got up and dusted off his clothes, which were repairing the scorched portions back to pristine condition. He then gave her a low bow. "If you haven't pulled me from that building, I would've been burned alive. Nevertheless, as long as that stupid doll who tried to control me are still pinned to that wall, then I'm satisfied. I trust that it will find Hell to be much more accommodating. Anyway, to who do I owe the pleasure?"

Await the strange person's response.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Battle World: Lets rock
« on: January 07, 2018, 12:46:23 am »
Miss Lacy: "Okay, I'm back!" [Pops head back on.]

Delilah: "Thank goodness, I thought you were dead!"

Doll!Daphne: "I'd hate to interrupt your dialogue but I must return to the battle. My fighter jets seemed to be a bit silent for some reason. They have either been completely destroyed or they have wandered off somewhere. Until next time."

Delilah: Wait, what's a fighter jet-"

Banishing the three dolls, Daphne also banished the torches and false rock wall as she exited the cave. Lucidly 'dreaming' a pair of fiery wings, Daphne took to the air and turned to see the flaming wreckage of the fighter jets scattered on the ground, already dissolving into nothingness.

"That stupid cat is going pretty overboard," Daphne mused as she looked into the sky. "It seems that I must be likewise excess-"

Daphne froze when she saw a swarm of huge objects falling down toward the same area she's in. They were too thick to be swords and they were bigger than any missiles she'd ever used. Regardless of who, if not the cat, have launched them, Daphne begin to have a sinking feel that she'd better get as far as she can.

Fly the hell out of Dodge, preferably at 30 km/hour.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Battle World: Lets rock
« on: January 06, 2018, 08:39:06 pm »
Delilah: "Miss. Lacy, have you heard the news from Graycastle?"

Miss Lacy: "Why I certainly have, Delilah! Apparently, a little girl your age broke into the castle and murdered the king! She claims that he is a mean old man who threw her dolls into a fire. Thought it was funny too!"

Delilah: "How did she get past the king's guards?"

Miss Lacy: "I've heard that she 'dreamed' a horde of giant spiders into being and slipped pass them while they fought with her creations."

Delilah: "What an impetuous girl! Heavens save us from her! What place is doomed to be visited by her next?"

Miss Lacy: "There's a rumor that she's being called to another world where monsters roam and everything is the playground of a big man craving for excitement in the form of a big fight between people from different worlds! Currently, the little girl is fighting a cat that can manipulate objects with its mind."

Delilah: "Yes, I hope the kitty turns her inside out!"

[A third doll enters]

Delilah and Miss Lacy: "AUGH, IT'S HER! SHE IS HERE!"

Doll!Daphne: "Au contraire, my inferior naysayer! You see, the cat may be strong but it is still a stupid animal. It will die, and die, and die, and die until it decides to go home. Then I will be the one to turn the others inside out, not necessarily in that order."

Delilah: "What is it you want?!"

Doll!Daphne: "What I want is to be the greatest girl in the universe! I don't want to be a princess or a queen any more, I want to be a goddess! Scratch that, I am already a goddess; I just have to prove it!"

Miss Lacy: "You are a bad, bad, little girl! Just you wait until I inform your parents! They'll give you a spanking you won't soon forget!"

Doll!Daphne: "In that case, if you know a bit of necromancy, you're more than welcome to call their souls back into their dusty bones and tell them. Since I 'dreamed' myself into being 13 years old forever about 150 years ago, I'd been my own boss. I answer to no one but myself."

Miss Lacy: "You are an aberration from Hell itself! A freak-"

[Doll!Daphne makes a motion with a hand and Miss Lacy's head pops off her neck. The doll collapses a second later.]

Delilah: "Auugh by the gods, you killed her!"

Doll!Daphne: "No, I'd simply incapacitate her. No need to lose your head over it. [Giggles] Calling me a freak is like calling a newborn baby a mistake. I'd personally preferred the term 'dreamer'. I have many dreams and the ability to make them real. Sure, I'm incapable of remaking whole swaths of reality like a proper goddess could but I intend to get there. It will be a utopia for me.

[Doll!Daphne summons an illusion showing a doll-version of Cat getting roasted on a spit, above a campfire.]

Doll!Daphne: "And a total nightmare for my enemies."

As Daphne continued to play with her dolls, the seventy fighter jets she 'dreamed' into existence continued to dogfight Cat. Though some of them and the other, nontangible fighter jet illusions were taken down by the swords, the rest will continue their tasks until they are banished by Daphne herself or eradicated.

Continue the air battle as usual.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Battle World: Lets rock
« on: January 06, 2018, 11:12:49 am »
Having safely distracted Cat long enough to slip away undetected, Daphne have lucidly 'dreamed' seventy fighter jets to harry the psionic feline before flying to a cave in the distance. Unsummoning her fighter jet, Daphne 'hallucinated' an illusion to disguise the cave's mouth as a rock face and lucidly 'dreamed' a handful of floating lanterns. Making sure that the coast was clear, she:

Simply took a break, preferably by playing with lucidly 'dreamed' dolls

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: WHAT is the avatar above you?
« on: January 06, 2018, 11:07:22 am »
A mysterious person who is hopefully throwing dwarves shaped like books into a furnace.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: WHAT is the avatar above you?
« on: January 06, 2018, 01:47:53 am »
I spy with my elven eye kobold trash who's about to die.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Sacrilege IC thread [5/6]
« on: January 06, 2018, 01:46:56 am »
(Technically, food do undergo a chemical reaction when heat is applied. That's right, it took chemists in humanity's distant past to ensure that we can actually stuff our faces with things that would've taken longer to digest otherwise. :P)

"Breakfast~♪!" Annabelle sang as she prepared two platefuls of deliciousness. "Even in this strange time, it seems to be guaranteed that the amenities of the modern age would've melded nicely with mixed ancient cultures! Next we'll discover that the Ancient Greeks have access to their variant of the Baghdad Battery. It probably have enough voltage to power some sort of flying machine! This would've been a wonderful time to be alive if everything weren't so wrong!"


Annabelle rubbed her chin thoughtfully as she thought of whether there are other people who are currently pondering this strange new world and their place in it. Perhaps she and Jammy should take a walk around town to locate these people. However, that can wait for the next few minutes. Right now she wiil:

Eat breakfast while determining which places to start looking for more 'Awakened'.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: WHAT is the avatar above you?
« on: January 06, 2018, 12:07:29 am »
A guy moaning his loss.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: WHAT is the avatar above you?
« on: January 05, 2018, 06:21:11 pm »
Alcoholic, rock humping scumbag- I mean dwarf.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Battle World: Lets rock
« on: January 04, 2018, 11:01:10 pm »
"Okay, now you're just being more difficult!" Daphne yelled at the cat as the swords pounded against her shields. "So can I!"

Lucidly 'dreaming' the falling bees into homing missiles, Daphne will 'hallucinate' thousands of illusions of herself and the plane in order to fool Cat. She will then use the distraction to fly off to a safe place.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: WHAT is the avatar above you?
« on: January 04, 2018, 09:57:34 pm »
A woman shooting a bow.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Battle World: Lets rock
« on: January 04, 2018, 09:57:02 pm »
As the newcomer, which she compared to a king, attacked the green plumber operating a mecha, Daphne was busy dogfighting Cat. Suddenly, Cat unleashed more swords which she directed toward the fighter jet. Lucidly 'dreaming' a few more layers of bubble shields around the aircraft, Daphne braced as the swords shattered against the protective forcefields. However, they were beating down the shields rapidly and Daphne cringed as a sword forced its way through the weakening shields and nicked a wing, hopefully not damaging anything important.

"Okay, so you want to use excessive force, eh?" Daphne grumbled irritably. "The gloves are coming off then!"

Strengthening the shields with more layers, Daphne will lucidly 'dream' turrets on the plane's fuselage to shoot down as many swords as they can. She will then lucidly 'dream' 70,000 swarms of killer bees to attack Cat.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Battle World: Lets rock
« on: January 04, 2018, 04:42:59 pm »
As the fighter jet finally righted itself after nearly being knocked out of the sky by the strange explosion of light, Daphne opened her eyes to find that all of her 'duplicates' have been banished. Looking around, she saw the same newcomer that walked out of the portal shortly after she picked a fight with Cat. Something told her that he was the one who caused the bright explosion. However, he was too far away to be an immediate threat, not to mention that she couldn't be bothered with him due to having a psychic cat on her heels. However, that doesn't mean that she couldn't protect herself better.

Lucidly 'dreaming' a bubble shield around the fighter jet, Daphne will order the plane to strafe Cat again with multicolored missiles.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Battle World: Lets rock
« on: January 04, 2018, 02:58:35 pm »
(Hey Tyrant, do you type in the results of our actions?)

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