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Messages - Sir Elventide

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: October 31, 2017, 11:03:50 pm »
Granted. Your wish leads to this lame pun: "Who's gives a Heck? Marvel do!"

I wish to be the master of puns

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: October 31, 2017, 09:41:30 pm »
Granted. Now humanity went extinct due to fatal amounts of diarrhea via chocolate, giving alien paleontologists quite the laugh millennia later.

I wish to make it up to the Hulk for slapping him.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: River of Lost Souls: IC Thread
« on: October 31, 2017, 08:26:41 pm »
"Mama del Cristo, wait!" Nagisa yelled as Makiko ran down the alley to escape the plant 'demon'. Why can't she understand that they were safer in the crowds and with each other than apart? Running after Makiko, Nagisa was keenly aware that the monster was onto them now. Suddenly, a question surfaced in her head: if the gear 'demon' was the only one who showed up earlier and Youka was surprised at to why that was so, what of this plant 'demon'? Could it be that it actually stalked them all the way to the bus stop and waited until Youka have left before striking? If that was true then it was smarter than she'd expected such a 'demon' to be. As a result, she must be smarter as well.

Continue to chase Makiko while pushing obstacles into the 'demon's' path. Use 5 Wits to predict when it will leap and where to so that she can use all of her Power to knock it out of the air with the Wooden Rod. Dedicate 2 Defense to protect against plant based magical attacks and the rest against physical attacks. Dedicate all of Presence to evading whatever attacks she failed to block.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: October 31, 2017, 07:48:46 pm »
Granted. However, since you wished for something that will happen anyway this forum will put a random curse on you for wasting its time.

I wish to pimp slap the Hulk

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Sacrilege OOC thread, [5/6]
« on: October 30, 2017, 11:11:30 pm »
Spoiler: Annabelle Winston (click to show/hide)

(I PM you the backstory and relation whenever I get time.)


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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: October 30, 2017, 09:46:42 pm »
Granted. You don't have to work tonight...because you have been fired.

I wish to eat Hellstar Remina

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: October 30, 2017, 08:05:23 pm »
Granted. However, since you spent all your money on video games, you have no money for rent and food. You cursed your wish as you sleep inside a cardboard box, starving. You then sell your games for money to buy food, defeating the purpose of your wish.

I wish that people think before saying anything.


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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: October 30, 2017, 06:48:11 pm »
Granted. However, for every second the time machine takes you back into the past, 200 people die at your destination. Soon you disappear as you ancestor die as well with the knowledge that you are causing all of this. On the bright side, E. B.'s ancestor die as well so you technically stopped him from enslaving humanity.

I wish for the ability to decide other's fates, literally.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: River of Lost Souls: IC Thread
« on: October 30, 2017, 01:02:30 pm »
The wonders of the city intrigued Nagisa. The stone towers of a thousand torches, the ever changing signs and colorful lights, and the self propelled machines, some big enough to hold lots of people, are just a few things that stroked her interest. If she wasn't hunted by dangerous people or 'demons', she would be exploring every inch of this strange town or whatever it was called.

Turning to find herself staring into the eyes of a woman, Nagisa gave her a shrug and a small smile before continuing her musings. As long as she didn't draw unnecessary attention to herself and Makiko, she has nothing to worry about. However, it still was getting late so she decided to:

Remain inconspicuous and follow Makiko's lead, not exactly of course.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Imperial Commander ooc/ sign up.
« on: October 29, 2017, 11:08:40 pm »
Tyrant's planning an update tomorrow, and has been AWOL for a day or so. I suspect that whatever's keeping him offline is also what's delayed the update til Monday.

Ah, real life occurrences, the ever present bane of many roleplayers. Well, all we can do is wait.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: October 29, 2017, 11:02:56 pm »
Granted. Now that you have a body, you can experience all the resultant suffering and disappointments that only the living can understand. On the bright side, your alien sons now have a clear purpose, bring you more alcohol so that you can drown out your misery.

I wish that I was Hellstar Remina.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Imperial Commander ooc/ sign up.
« on: October 29, 2017, 01:32:09 pm »
(Ignore this post. I quoted myself...:(  )

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Imperial Commander ooc/ sign up.
« on: October 29, 2017, 01:13:40 am »
Short question: Do you roll for the number of our starting tech options and we pick which ones afterward?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: October 29, 2017, 12:37:59 am »
Granted. They all considered humanity a liability and start exterminating us. However, they saved you for last for wishing them into existence in the first place.

I wish to be Armok!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: October 28, 2017, 11:25:48 am »
Granted. However, the bugs that make DF great are squashed in the new update and you now hate the game.

I wish to be a Dorf

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