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Messages - Sir Elventide

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Weaponize it.
« on: August 28, 2017, 02:46:58 pm »
Show it to someone who really hates smileys and watch them go in a murderous rampage.

Siege weaponry

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: (OOC:) RWBY: Fallen
« on: August 27, 2017, 04:51:14 pm »
Hi, this roleplaying session looks interesting! Is it too late for me to join?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: August 27, 2017, 04:44:17 pm »
Unfortunately, that includes the language of the Old Ones. Your puny brain melts from the realization of it all.

I wish to be the mayor of R'lyeh

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: August 27, 2017, 01:55:32 pm »
Congratulations, now corruptions can't rhyme anymore, even when you want them to.

I wish that I can bitch slap the Hulk

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Weaponize it.
« on: August 27, 2017, 01:53:35 pm »
Infect it with small pox. Diseases don't count as brewed poisons.

Biology

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: August 27, 2017, 02:27:01 am »
A corrupted wish that rhymes, don't you see! You're sent back to ancient times, hee hee hee!

I wish for a better joke.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: River of Lost Souls: IC Thread
« on: August 27, 2017, 02:22:54 am »
"Good, now let's make sure that no one is watching us."

Scans the surroundings for any unwanted guests

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: August 27, 2017, 12:47:10 am »
Your mind control ability has the unintended side effect of peering into the target's mind. Not knowing this, you then tried to mind control an old woman with deplorable sexual fantasies concerning you...

I wish for (more) elven beauty!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Weaponize it.
« on: August 27, 2017, 12:44:09 am »
Fill it with gunpowder then tell a pyromaniac convention that whoever burns it up first gets the grand prize.

Superman

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Weaponize it.
« on: August 26, 2017, 06:32:18 pm »
Congratulations! You are now trapped in the wonderful world of Rimworld where you'd just landed in the middle of a swarm of mechanoids. What's left of you can fill a medicine cup.

A desire to bitch slap the Hulk.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: August 26, 2017, 06:30:07 pm »
You got Exterminatus'ed before you could even taste one bean.

I wish for relaxation

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Roll To Dodge / Re: River of Lost Souls: IC Thread
« on: August 26, 2017, 06:27:22 pm »
"I don't know you either, yet I am at least diplomatic enough to talk to you instead of treating you as a possible murderer," With a shrug, Nagisa turned to leave. "Of course, if you want to stay our here in the rain, you're welcome to."

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Roll To Dodge / Re: River of Lost Souls: IC Thread
« on: August 26, 2017, 10:51:37 am »
Nagisa gave the girl a quizzical look before glancing at the shrine. "I'm not in the mood. Anyway, let's get out of this rain. Perhaps you can tell me everything once we are dry and comfortable."

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Roll To Dodge / Re: River of Lost Souls: IC Thread
« on: August 26, 2017, 12:32:31 am »
Nagisa looked at the girl strangely. "What was an accident?"

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Weaponize it.
« on: August 25, 2017, 10:24:55 pm »
Beat two guys to death with two corpses. How many bodies are left will be your answer.

Gruesome math

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