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There you go mulch I beat him with it just for you.

Zom....

ROLL TO DODGE!!!!!

I jump seven feet into the air, landing my heel on sheep 6's head, shattering it.

Mr. Trainer attempts to use the jump attack from FF4 (2) but you just can’t seem to leave your beloved ground.

I freeze the blood of every other attacking non-dead animal.

Mr. Freezypants tries to make all the animals cold blooded (6+3=6) you manage to “kill in cold blood” 2 sheep but in the process your power gets away from you and flows into the bleeding animals and transforms them. They become an ice covered mountain goat with large menacing ice horns, the donkey becomes a saber tooth ice donkey, the chicken in essence becomes an ice phoenix, and finally the horse grows a new leg and becomes an ice stallion.  +2 exp

Ghost action: Same as last turn.

Free action: I adopt a combat style similar to those of Persian princes. (Acrobatic. I jump off the walls and shit. Dodge a ton of times but rarely attack unless I specifically focus on attacking.)

Normal action: I assault the animals making sure to engage one at a time and never let them surround me.

Your royal highness tries to do his kung fu (1) but only manages to fall over on the ground.

I stab upwards into the horses chest. Snowball shall urge me onwards.

Carpman attempts to stab the ice stallion in the chest (6-2+5=6) snowball preaches at you as you thrust your sword forward and into the ice stallions chest and managing to shatter off its front leg again. +1 sword exp

I, certain in my faith in Steve, jump from the top of the farm and lad on the crippled horse all the while chanting a prayer to his steveness.

Weasel man prays to Steve and takes the leap of faith (2) but at the last second decide against it.

I punch the ground, creating a massive shockwave that takes down the building the pigs are in.

You punch downwards into the ground (1) and smash your hand, you get light bleeding.

I channel my explosive power to aid Neo in killing them.

Mr. Lightningexplosion tries to explode some animals (6) and manages to blow up a chicken, a sheep and gives yourself burns. +2 explosion

War dog 1: Condition fine. Steveist

War dog 4: Condition bruised. Steveist

Chicken 1: Dead neo kill turn 1

Chicken 2: Dead neo kill turn 1

Chicken 3: Dead neo kill turn 1

Chicken 4: Dead Cheeeter kill (vicariously through snowball) turn 2

Chicken 5: Ice phoenix attacks neo (1) its still getting used to its new body and flies harmlessly by.

Chicken 6:  Dead Coreleon kill.

Chicken 7: Currently exploded. Neo kill turn 1

Sheep 1: Dead neo kill

Sheep 2: Dead neo kill

Sheep 3: Dead coreleon kill

Sheep 4: Dead turn 2

Sheep 5: Attacks coreleon (6-1-2=3)and gives you brusing.

Sheep 6: Attacks Tokay (6-1-5=1) does nothing.

Sheep 7: Currently exploded. Coreleon kill turn 1

Horse 1: Ice stallion 3 legs. Attacks Cheetar (5-1-4=1) does nothing.

Horse 2: Dead wolfmanz kill turn 2

Donkey: Saber tooth ice donkey. Attacks Inaluct (4-1-5=1) nothing.

Goat: Ice mountain goat. Attacks Yanlin (5-1-5=1) does nothing.


Current situation: You are all currently in the volcano "The Pit of Infinite Joy and Sunshine". You have passed the front doors, illuminated the darkened room, ascended the obsidian staircase, reached the platform, and are passed the door and a room with a large frozen pool, in the room of weapons and only weapons, another room has been found and opened, and under a weapon rack a trap door was noticed and opened, 100ft down is a small farm with a small two story farm house, a barn, and what appears to be the foundation of a windmill. They have approached the house and the pigs called the alarm 2 war dogs are on you but are no longer a threat and the rest of the animals have arrived the pigs are in an upstairs room of the house.

I think guns make combat cheap so i'm a blade and mace advocate and own several.

Yeah people with no military coordination that attack from both side close range with uzis and blast the f*** out of everyone involved.

Well the hostage might not apreciate that and the pigs would probably make it out alive.

I want to be the zombie disembler who was chained to a radiator with a stack of comic books and tries to deal with the new world as one of the heros would.

None taken but he's actually working on rolls he just has more to do than I do and there is school craziness.