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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: June 05, 2018, 11:58:03 am »
Edit: I found this gem while looking at the Russian version of Evangelion.
incredible

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after a few months, I finally helped my players with their character sheets

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I use pot of greed allowing me to draw two cards from my deck

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8/10

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: May 29, 2018, 02:55:59 pm »
granted, but you get the real swordgun which is 6 inches long. it is also a flintlock pistol

I wish there were no ants in my room

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: The bard needs a woman
« on: May 29, 2018, 09:34:27 am »
I can think of a couple GWAR songs that fit this scenario  :P
ah yes, such classics as "I'm in love with a dead dog" and "fuckin' an animal"

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can I get a turn?

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Other Games / Re: How did you last die?
« on: May 29, 2018, 09:06:50 am »
got stun-locked, didn't have enough healing items, got my skull pulverized by a big guy with a brick, weird mid-dodge hit boxes, and I'm too used to square being attack and X being dodge (I blame witcher 3 for that)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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spagetti western

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5/10

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General Discussion / Re: The Dream Thread
« on: May 28, 2018, 03:55:50 am »
odd dream I had last night.
I go into a comedy club in some big city, all there is is a man screaming on stage for a few minutes. when he stops screaming the audience laughs. but after a few rounds of screaming and laughing he proceeds to say "Hi. Welcome to my Ted Talk" and talk about why he wants to fuck stalin.

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BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

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Those sorts of clauses end up so serpentine because they have to ensure they've covered all the possible loopholes.
somewhat related story, at one point my town banned exotic pets, but someone found a loop hole and was able to legally own a bear (the bear was in a cage in the guy's front yard, he also lived close to a lot of people with kids)

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Spoiler: doggo (click to show/hide)

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lets wait for the next release

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