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i pet the doggo numba wan

i pet the dog

I realize absolutely nobody is going to answer the Receptionist's questions, and decide to fire off a missile named "Triklejest" which interferes with any attacks not spelling Tricklejest properly as a perfectly rational response.

I hit Augustus with a copy of the New Testament

(note to self: destroy the other CCC)
i remind the right honorable gm that the doctor's other hand is perfectly fine and probably capable of holding a pen he just has to completely relearn his daily routine which is probably a clear sign we didn't murder him hard enough but this isn't the CST (chaos sociopath trainwreck) so

i ask him "what's coming up next anyway? the stalest possible your mom joke?"

mr doctor why did you try writing on eyes with a pen, they are a subpar surfuce to write on as the owner tends to struggle and once you put them down they tend to rot, making it a subpar surface for writing? is the cause of your laughter the knowledge that you just wasted the last of your pen ink writing on someone's eyes a bit too forcefully? mr doctor why are you laughing? mr doctor?

while i'm asking this i tear up the gm railroads i followed into the room for iron and wood

i throw a glass of eggnog though the door