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DF Bug Reports / Re: 40d: Heroes exploding into masses of jewellery upon death or removal of limbs.
« on: January 20, 2009, 09:33:26 pm »
This world is only 300 years old. And so far she's killed 24 named critters, lots unknown, and 870 other critters of various types. Kinda nuts if you ask me.

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DF Bug Reports / Re: 40d: Heroes exploding into masses of jewellery upon death or removal of limbs.
« on: January 20, 2009, 09:18:31 pm »
You hack at The Elf Elite Wrestler in the right upper leg with your +Steel battle axe+!
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the small giant cave spider silk shoe.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the horse bone ring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the horse bone ring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -horse bone ring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the horse bone ring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the horse bone ring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the groundhog bone ring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -groundhog bone ring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the groundhog bone ring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the groundhog bone ring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the groundhog bone ring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +groundhog bone ring+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the groundhog bone ring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +groundhog bone ring+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the chimpanzee bone ring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the chimpanzee bone ring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the chimpanzee bone ring.
The right upper leg flies off in a bloody arc!
You hack at The Elf Elite Wrestler in the lower body with your +Steel battle axe+!
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the small giant cave spider silk shoe.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the small alligator leather trousers.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -horse bone ring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +gazelle bone ring+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -gazelle bone ring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -gazelle bone ring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -gazelle bone ring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the gazelle bone ring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -gazelle bone ring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the gazelle bone ring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +gazelle bone ring+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -gazelle bone ring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -gazelle bone ring-.
The lower body flies off in a bloody arc!
Asmel Arelunib At”l Salir, Elf Elite Wrestler has been struck down.


This is what happened when I killed him finally.

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DF Bug Reports / Re: 40d: Heroes exploding into masses of jewellery upon death or removal of limbs.
« on: January 20, 2009, 09:16:30 pm »
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the *groundhog bone bracelet*.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the groundhog leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +groundhog bone bracelet+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the groundhog bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -groundhog leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the groundhog bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -groundhog leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -groundhog leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the groundhog bone bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the groundhog leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the groundhog bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +groundhog bone crown+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the groundhog bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -groundhog bone crown-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the groundhog leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the groundhog bone bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the groundhog leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +groundhog leather bracelet+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -groundhog leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -groundhog bone earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -groundhog leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -groundhog leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +groundhog bone earring+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the groundhog leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +groundhog leather earring+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the groundhog bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the groundhog leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -groundhog bone bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the groundhog leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +groundhog leather bracelet+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the groundhog leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the groundhog leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the groundhog leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -chimpanzee leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the chimpanzee leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the chimpanzee leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the chimpanzee leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +chimpanzee leather bracelet+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -chimpanzee bone crown-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -chimpanzee leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -chimpanzee leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +chimpanzee bone earring+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -chimpanzee bone earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -chimpanzee leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the chimpanzee bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -chimpanzee bone crown-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the chimpanzee leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -chimpanzee bone crown-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the chimpanzee leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -chimpanzee bone earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the chimpanzee bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the chimpanzee bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the chimpanzee bone bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the *chimpanzee bone earring*.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -chimpanzee leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the chimpanzee leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -chimpanzee bone crown-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -chimpanzee leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the chimpanzee leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -chimpanzee bone bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +chimpanzee leather bracelet+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -chimpanzee leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +chimpanzee bone crown+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the chimpanzee leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +chimpanzee leather bracelet+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the chimpanzee leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the chimpanzee bone bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the chimpanzee leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -chimpanzee leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the chimpanzee bone ring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -chimpanzee bone bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the chimpanzee bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the chimpanzee leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the chimpanzee leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -chimpanzee bone bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -chimpanzee bone ring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +chimpanzee leather earring+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the chimpanzee leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -chimpanzee leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -chimpanzee leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -chimpanzee leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the chimpanzee leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -chimpanzee bone earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the chimpanzee leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -chimpanzee bone bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the chimpanzee leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -chimpanzee leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the chimpanzee bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the chimpanzee leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the chimpanzee leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the chimpanzee bone bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the chimpanzee bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -chimpanzee bone bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the chimpanzee leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -chimpanzee leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +chimpanzee leather earring+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the chimpanzee bone bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the chimpanzee bone ring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -chimpanzee bone bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the chimpanzee leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the chimpanzee leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -bonobo bone crown-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -bonobo bone ring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the bonobo bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the bonobo bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +bonobo bone crown+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the bonobo leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -bonobo leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the bonobo leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -bonobo leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -bonobo leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +bonobo bone crown+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the bonobo leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +bonobo leather earring+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +bonobo bone bracelet+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -bonobo bone bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the bonobo bone bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +bonobo leather bracelet+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the bonobo bone bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +bonobo bone earring+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -bonobo bone crown-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +bonobo bone earring+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the bonobo leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -bonobo bone earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the bonobo leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -bonobo bone ring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -bonobo leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +bonobo leather bracelet+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the bonobo bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -bonobo leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +bonobo bone ring+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the bonobo bone ring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the bonobo leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the bonobo bone ring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the bonobo bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the bonobo leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the bonobo bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -bonobo bone bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -bonobo leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the bonobo bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -bonobo leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the bonobo bone ring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -bonobo bone ring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -bonobo leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -bonobo bone ring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -bonobo leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +bonobo bone earring+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -bonobo bone earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -bonobo leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the bonobo leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the bonobo bone bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -bonobo leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -bonobo leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the bonobo bone bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the bonobo leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the bonobo leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the bonobo bone bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the bonobo leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the bonobo bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the bonobo leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -bonobo bone crown-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the bonobo leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the bonobo bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the bonobo leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the bonobo leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the bonobo leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -bonobo leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the bonobo leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the rhesus macaque bone ring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the rhesus macaque bone bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the rhesus macaque bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the rhesus macaque leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -rhesus macaque leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the rhesus macaque bone bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +rhesus macaque bone earring+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -rhesus macaque leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -rhesus macaque leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +rhesus macaque leather bracelet+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the rhesus macaque leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -rhesus macaque bone earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the rhesus macaque bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the rhesus macaque bone bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -rhesus macaque leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -rhesus macaque leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -rhesus macaque leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the rhesus macaque bone ring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the rhesus macaque leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the rhesus macaque leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -rhesus macaque bone earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the rhesus macaque leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the rhesus macaque leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +rhesus macaque leather earring+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -rhesus macaque leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -rhesus macaque leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the rhesus macaque bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the rhesus macaque bone ring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the rhesus macaque bone bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the rhesus macaque leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the rhesus macaque leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the rhesus macaque leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the rhesus macaque bone bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -rhesus macaque bone bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the rhesus macaque bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -rhesus macaque leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +rhesus macaque bone earring+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -rhesus macaque bone ring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -rhesus macaque bone earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -rhesus macaque leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -rhesus macaque leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the rhesus macaque bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the rhesus macaque bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the rhesus macaque bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +rhesus macaque bone crown+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -rhesus macaque bone earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -rhesus macaque bone ring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the rhesus macaque leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the rhesus macaque leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -rhesus macaque leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -rhesus macaque leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the rhesus macaque bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -rhesus macaque bone ring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elk bone bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elk bone bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elk leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +elk leather earring+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -elk bone crown-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elk leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -elk leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -elk bone crown-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elk leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -elk bone ring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -elk leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +elk leather bracelet+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elk leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elk bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elk leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -elk bone bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -elk leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +elk bone crown+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elk bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elk bone ring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elk leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -elk leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elk leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -elk leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elk bone bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -elk leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elk bone ring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +elk leather bracelet+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elk bone ring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elk bone bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elk leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -elk bone earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +elk bone bracelet+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elk leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -elk bone bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +elk bone earring+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -elk leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -elk bone earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elk bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elk leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -elk bone earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elk bone bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -elk leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elk bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elk leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elk leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -elk bone bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +elk bone earring+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -elk bone crown-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +elk leather earring+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elk bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elk bone bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -elk leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elk leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elk bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elk bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elk leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -elk bone earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elk leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elk leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elk bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -elk leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the muskox bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +muskox bone earring+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the muskox bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the muskox leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -muskox leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -muskox bone crown-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the muskox leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +muskox leather bracelet+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +muskox leather earring+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the muskox bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -muskox bone ring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -muskox bone earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -muskox bone crown-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -muskox bone ring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the muskox bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +muskox leather bracelet+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -muskox leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -muskox bone crown-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -muskox bone ring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the muskox leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the muskox bone bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the muskox leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the muskox leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the muskox bone ring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the muskox leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -muskox bone bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -muskox bone earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the muskox leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the muskox leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -muskox bone earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -muskox bone crown-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the muskox leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +muskox bone ring+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +muskox bone bracelet+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -muskox bone crown-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -muskox leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the muskox leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the muskox leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -muskox leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the muskox bone ring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +muskox bone earring+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -muskox leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +muskox leather bracelet+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the muskox leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -muskox bone crown-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the *muskox leather earring*.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the muskox bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the muskox bone bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the muskox bone ring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the muskox leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -muskox bone earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the muskox bone ring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elephant bone ring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elephant bone ring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -elephant bone ring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -elephant leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elephant leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elephant bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elephant bone bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +elephant leather earring+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elephant bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -elephant leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -elephant leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -elephant bone crown-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -elephant leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elephant leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -elephant leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -elephant bone ring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elephant bone ring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elephant leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elephant leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -elephant leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -elephant bone bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elephant bone bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elephant bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elephant bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -elephant bone ring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elephant leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -elephant leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elephant bone ring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +elephant leather bracelet+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elephant bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -elephant bone crown-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elephant bone ring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elephant leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elephant leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elephant bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +elephant bone crown+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elephant bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -elephant bone ring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elephant leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -elephant leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -elephant bone earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elephant leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elephant bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elephant bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -elephant leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elephant bone ring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -elephant bone crown-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elephant leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -elephant bone crown-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elephant leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elephant leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -elephant bone ring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elephant leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the elephant leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the warthog bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -warthog bone crown-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +warthog leather earring+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the warthog leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the warthog bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +warthog bone earring+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the warthog bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the warthog leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -warthog leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -warthog bone ring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the warthog leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the warthog bone bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -warthog leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -warthog leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the warthog bone ring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -warthog leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -warthog bone earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -warthog leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -warthog leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the warthog bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -warthog leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the warthog leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the warthog bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +warthog leather earring+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the warthog bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -warthog leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the warthog bone ring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +warthog bone earring+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -warthog bone ring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the warthog leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the warthog bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the warthog bone bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the warthog bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the warthog bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the warthog bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +warthog bone earring+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the warthog bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the warthog bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the warthog bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the warthog bone bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -warthog leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -warthog bone ring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the warthog bone bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the warthog leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the warthog leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -warthog bone crown-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the warthog leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the warthog leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -warthog bone bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -warthog bone earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -warthog leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the warthog bone ring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the warthog bone ring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the cheetah bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the cheetah bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the cheetah leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -cheetah bone ring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the giant leopard bone ring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the giant leopard bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +jaguar bone ring+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -jaguar bone bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the lion bone ring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +tigerman bone bracelet+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the tigerman bone bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the leopard bone bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the leopard bone bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -leopard bone ring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the wolf leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -cougar bone bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the giant jaguar bone ring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -giant tiger leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the giant tiger bone ring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -cougar bone ring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the tiger leather bracelet.
The left upper arm flies off in a bloody arc!

I've noticed quite a few heroes wandering around falling over randomly and I guess this must be the reason.

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DF Bug Reports / 40d: Heroes exploding into masses of jewellery upon death or removal of limbs.
« on: January 20, 2009, 09:16:07 pm »
I'm really not too sure what's going on. But here we go.


You pick up the +Steel battle axe+ with your left hand.
The Elf Elite Wrestler regains consciousness.
The Elf Elite Wrestler gives in to pain.
The Elf Elite Wrestler regains consciousness.
The Elf Elite Wrestler gives in to pain.
The Elf Elite Wrestler regains consciousness.
The Elf Elite Wrestler gives in to pain.
The Elf Elite Wrestler regains consciousness.
The Elf Elite Wrestler is no longer stunned.
The Elf Elite Wrestler gives in to pain.
The flying Steel bolt strikes You in the left lower arm!
The shot glances away.
The flying Steel bolt strikes You in the upper body!
The shot glances away.
The flying Steel bolt strikes You in the upper body!
The shot glances away.
The Elf Elite Wrestler regains consciousness.
The Elf Elite Wrestler gives in to pain.
You hack at The Elf Elite Wrestler in the left upper arm with your +Steel battle axe+!
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the horse leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -horse bone bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -horse bone bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -horse leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -horse leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the horse bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the horse bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -horse leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the horse bone bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -horse leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -horse bone earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -horse bone earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the horse leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -horse bone bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the horse bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -horse bone earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -horse leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the horse bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the horse bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -horse bone earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the horse bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -horse leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -horse bone crown-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -horse leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -horse bone earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the horse bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +horse bone earring+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -horse leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -horse leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -horse leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the horse bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the horse bone bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the horse bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -horse leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -horse bone crown-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -horse leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the horse bone bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the horse bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -horse bone bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -horse bone earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +horse leather earring+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -horse leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the horse bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the horse leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -horse bone bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the horse bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the horse bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +horse leather earring+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -horse bone earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -horse leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the gazelle bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -gazelle bone earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +gazelle bone bracelet+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the gazelle leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the gazelle bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -gazelle bone crown-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -gazelle leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the gazelle bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the gazelle leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the *gazelle bone bracelet*.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the gazelle bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -gazelle leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -gazelle bone earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +gazelle leather earring+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +gazelle bone bracelet+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the gazelle bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +gazelle leather bracelet+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the gazelle leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the gazelle bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the gazelle bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the gazelle leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the gazelle leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the gazelle bone bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the gazelle leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -gazelle leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -gazelle leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -gazelle bone earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the gazelle bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the gazelle leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the gazelle leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the gazelle bone bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the gazelle bone bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -gazelle leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -gazelle leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -gazelle leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the gazelle bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -gazelle leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the gazelle leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the gazelle bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the gazelle bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the gazelle leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -gazelle bone earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the gazelle bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -gazelle bone crown-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -gazelle bone crown-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -gazelle bone earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the gazelle bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the gazelle leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -gazelle leather bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -gazelle bone earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the gazelle leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the gazelle leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the gazelle bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -gazelle bone bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -gazelle bone crown-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the gazelle leather bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the gazelle bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the +groundhog leather earring+.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the groundhog bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -groundhog bone crown-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the groundhog leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -groundhog bone bracelet-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the groundhog bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the groundhog bone crown.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -groundhog bone crown-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the groundhog bone earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the groundhog bone bracelet.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -groundhog bone earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the groundhog leather earring.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -groundhog leather earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -groundhog bone earring-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the -groundhog bone crown-.
The Elf Elite Wrestler loses hold of the groundhog bone crown.

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DF Modding / Re: Rob's Mod release thread
« on: January 11, 2008, 06:37:00 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by Rob Allen:
<STRONG>Wandering through the wilderness, a migrant band of human peasants attacked me.  I'm going to assume they were bandits, because no other humans are hostile (except maybe outcasts, who can be either).  If I can change the profession title of the bandit peasants I can get them a better name, maybe something generic like Murderer (I use that for a few other bandits).  Heh, imagine getting attacked in a forest by a band of murderers!  Or I could call them thugs, seeing as peasants are unarmed and use wrestling...</STRONG>

Thugs make more sense as they generally attempt to beat the shite out of you without actually killing you. Most of the time. Then they take your money and then whatever they want. Knife specialists could be considered murderers, however.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Ratstorm
« on: January 10, 2008, 04:48:00 am »
Ratstorm seems to sound better for some reason.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Strange NPCs and situations
« on: January 10, 2008, 04:47:00 am »
quote:
Originally posted by valcon:
<STRONG>i'd like to see him duel the underpants gnomes</STRONG>

Sadly enough, him and the rest of the pantsmen were overtaken by a kobold with a bow. >< Ah well.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Strange NPCs and situations
« on: January 09, 2008, 06:58:00 am »
So I have this Pikemaster following me, along with a couple of drunks for good measure, and alas, the Pikemaster ends up dropping his weapon in favour of a pair of trousers. So, thereupon he becomes the pants man. And then just as suddenly he owns even more than he normally did with the pike.

The Guard misses The Pantsman!
The Pantsman counterstrikes!
The Pantsman bashes The Guard in the left upper leg with his Rope reed trousers!
It is battered!
The Guard's left hip has been badly sprained!
The Pantsman charges at The Guard!
The Guard looks surprised by the ferocity of The Pantsman's onslaught!
The Pantsman bashes The Guard in the lower body with his Rope reed trousers!
It is broken!
The Guard's spleen has been broken!
The Guard's right kidney has been badly bruised!
The Guard is propelled away by the force of the blow!
The Guard slams into an obstacle!
The Pantsman bashes The Guard in the upper body from behind with his Rope reed trousers!
It is bruised!
The Guard gives in to pain.
The Pantsman bashes The Guard in the upper body with his Rope reed trousers!
It is broken!
The Guard's left lung has been pierced!
The Pantsman bashes The Guard in the right upper arm with his Rope reed trousers!
It is broken!
The Guard loses hold of the Copper shield.
The Pantsman bashes The Guard in the left lower leg with his Rope reed trousers!
It is battered!
The Guard's left knee has been badly sprained!
The Pantsman bashes The Guard in the right lower arm with his Rope reed trousers!
It is broken!
The Drunk bashes The Guard in the left lower arm with her Rope reed chausse!
It is battered!
The Pantsman bashes The Guard in the lower body with his Rope reed trousers!
It explodes in gore!
Jadashalis, Guard has been struck down.

Any other strange NPC combos or situations you've managed to see or set up?


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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: The Tragedy of Ilpi Grandboot
« on: February 11, 2008, 05:48:00 am »
Everything froze for a moment and then slowly, but surely came to be coated with blood absolutely everywhere. I watched the High Priest's face go from a warm pink to a sickening blood red. I noticed above me was a black, almost bile shaped thing from the heavens about to strike me. I was terror struck, as everything was stopped and so was I.

My blood froze the moment I heard the Thing from my dreams.

"Forgetting about me, girl? Trying to run away to some false icon, in the hopes that you would escape ME? Face my wrath, earthborne, and take your new family with you."

At that moment, everything went back to reality. The High Priest seemed almost puzzled by my look and asked, "What is the matter, my daughter?" At that moment, my axe cleaved itself into his foot.

It was almost surreal. The terror of the High priest as I swung again. I had missed but again I swung. "My child, STOP" he cried, grabbing my axe hand by the wrist.

But it was too late, my axe had dug into his forearm as he spoke. He retaliated, striking me in my chest with his fist, the blow glancing off my grandfather's prized armor. Priests and laymen alike all about me rushed to try and stop my murderous rampage. I cared not. All that mattered to me at that moment was that everyone should die, and that I was the perfect vehicle for the task.

I swung again, my axe cleaving perfectly into the High Priest's elbow. He cried out as the joint snapped, leaving it near useless. He struck at me again, and again it glanced away. Swinging once more, my axe dug into his upper right arm, cleaving a bloody wound.

With the cry of a madman, the High Priest charged at me. I was stunned for but a moment as I toppled backwards, the man fighting for his life atop me. Moving his grip on my wrist, he punched at me, striking me in the arm. I cried out a near muffled cry as it struck, bruising me lightly. And then, suddenly my axe hand was locked at the wrist with his hand. He grinned and said, "For the Glory of the God of Rumour, I take your hand and life away from you!" And then he sprained my wrist.

I screamed loudly from the pain, with he attempting to break my hand at this point. My axe swung wildly as I kicked and fought in any attempt to get away. He punched me to no avail, yet his attack on my hand continued. His upper arm was cleaved again yet he didn't release my wrist. It was burning to the point where it felt like it was about to break.

My body suddenly found an opening as I kicked him upwards from the crotch. His eyes went wide as I kicked, and at that moment my axe was free, and I cleaved him in his gut. I must have hit him hard, for he flew several feet away, his guts flying from the wound. He collapsed in a pile of sad pathetique, my heart stinging with regret for only a moment.

For another priest charged me from the side, yelling curses from a god I had naught any time to embrace. He swung punches at me, trying to punish my sins with his mortal frame. His skill at the pugilist arts were not as great as his teacher, for they struck my shield over and over again, none finding home.


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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: The Tragedy of Ilpi Grandboot
« on: February 11, 2008, 05:20:00 am »
The first thing I learned to do after I left was how to swing that axe. It was a cumbersome weapon, but.. I had to. Wolves in the night would sneak up on me, snarling their black maws of hate, while the rest of them followed suite like some caravan of darkness ready to feast on my young flesh. If I were to survive, I would have none of it.

Each pack thought they could take me, and each pack lay lying in their own decaying pools of blood, for the swings of my axe take them. Each time they swelled from the black abyss, I came near death and I was the one who stood victorious. Each time I laughed, and laughed, always breaking down into a fit of tears afterwards. For it was really a series of empty victories. Nobody cared about a stupid girl fighting for her life out in the wilderness.

Nobody, at least, but them.

That's when I found the temple. I thought nothing of this empty little town I had just entered, until I found the temple of the God of Rumours.
I was stunned to find such a magnificent temple to such an odd god in the middle of nowhere. But the priests were so friendly to me. They reminded me that I was human again, and not some blood drenched killing machine.

After talking to a few of them, I asked to join immediately. I had to. I realized then that my purpose was not senseless murder out in those forests, hunting a numberless enemy. It was to find purpose in myself with this God.

Looking about, I found the one I was looking for, the High Priest of this order. I begged to join. The Deacon seemed aback for how I almost demanded to join, but he regained his composure and let me into his flock.

When he touched me on my forehead, reminding me to place my faith in the rumour, that's when it happened.


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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: The Tragedy of Ilpi Grandboot
« on: February 11, 2008, 05:06:00 am »
I know not why I was targetted so. Perhaps I had offended the gods. What gods I don't know, but.. Perhaps it was another life.

A week after the nightmares started, my father was mauled by a pack of wolves in the forest while he was looking for firewood for the night. When he didn't come home for hours, there was a search set up to find him. I joined out of fear that I would lose my father if I didn't. I guess I was wrong. ...

I was the one who found his body first. If he wasn't wearing his favourite vest, I don't think I would have recognized him. His head was nearby his body, the eyes eaten by crows already. His body lay torn in half at the waist, arms ending in bloody stumps. The scene was horrific to my young eyes, but hindsight is always 20-20 I'm told. I was told they found his axe imbedded in a tree nearby covered in what a hunter was fairly sure was wolf blood. I don't know. I was too busy to care at that point.

The rest of the searchers found me cradling his decapitated body, sobbing uncontrollably. I don't remember much after that. I was told I had to be dragged away from his body, kicking and screaming that I'd get revenge. Why I wanted revenge, I don't know but.. From that moment on, I was spurred on to pursue the martial arts.

Without the rest of my family knowing what was going on, I took my father's wood axe (It.. Seemed appropriate), took my late grandfather's old war armor from its chest, took what gold I could scrape up and left a note saying I'd never be back (Which also seemed appropriate). Just before dawn broke, I left my home of Touchlight and vowed never to return.


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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / The Tragedy of Ilpi Grandboot
« on: February 11, 2008, 04:48:00 am »
From the Journal of Ilpi Grandboot, the Impure Lucid Realm of Bravery

I leave this diary here for someone, anyone to find. They must know the truth. I am no murderer. I am not a criminal. I. I will write quickly, explain what I can. For what I must do now, would burn my soul in the deepest hells should I not complete my grim task to completion and beg forgiveness from the gods..

Ever since I was a young girl, I've always.. Always been tormented by visions of a.. Thing drenched in blood. It began subtly. As I became a woman, reaching the age of 16 with hopes of a family soon, I began to lose them just as they started. My dreams slowly turned to nightmares.

Long black halls filled to my neck with blood, coming from absolutely everywhere, dropping from endless oblivion from every direction.. And that.. THING above me, almost gloating at my predicament.

It has taunted me, called to me in my sleep. This thing, sloughed in blood, and eyes red like crimson. It's voice, like a babe drowning from a mother's milk turned sour in the teat.

It disgusts me, yet the calling is like Siren's song, and.. I must obey it. It comes closer and yet, though I writhe with disgust from its presence, I always desire more and more to be close to it. Each nightmare always leaves me awoken in the night with a need for air and a single word stuck in my throat in the same moment.

Armok.


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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: A Herald's Call
« on: May 14, 2008, 05:26:00 am »
Sudem pipes in, "So. I was wondering then, Mr. Botherdrum."

"Wondering what?" I rose my eyebrows, trying to keep my stomach from loosing its contents.

"If I could get a stipend or a reward or somethin' for choppin' that Hydra good."

Blinking, I merely said, "Official council rules for missions done in accordance with the councils missions are to be rewarded in mere thanks and hubris to be allowed the performer."

Sudem shook his head and said, "I know all that sir, but, I was merely hopin' that they'd have a second thought to think, and provide what's comin' for me." The blood seemed to be dripping from the ceiling now.

His pa said, "It's only right," as he crossed his arms, his nose slowly starting to bleed.

I became stubborn, trying to ignore the increasing fear in my voice, "I have come with nothing but the ability to take down your story and provide statements as proper to the Council of Rainbows that their mission was carried out successfully, and down to the word as was asked by our Mayor of Spunlistened. I cannot provide nor am equipped with anything as to provide a reward nor stipend to you. Now, I must return to-" I stopped, immediately seeing his eyes, and then.. Then his father.

"I'm sorry to hear you say that, Mr. Botherdrum," said Sudem's father as he began to bleed from his eyes. "I had hope that my only son in this world would have something, some.. Reason, if anything." He moved closer to me, "Not to destroy, each, and every. One of you." His face, now covered in blood, menaced me, dripping all over my suit as I became to stammer and sputter.

"But.. I.." There was blood everywhere now, the ceiling, the walls, the cauldron, even the beer mugs, the table, and the soup. All of it, covered in and filled with blood.

"Kill him, my child. That a new era in this world be started from the blood of an innocent." The man's face, covered in blood, seemed to gurgle out the reply as I started screaming. I, stumbling over my chair, began running to the door. Despite the blood, I beat my hand against it. "BY THE GODS! LET ME OUT! PLEASE! ONMO! SAVE ME!"

The old man replied "Your gods pale in comparison to me, for I am eternal in all lands and eras. I am timeless, for, as everything and everyone lives, and breathes, everything and everyone bleeds. For I.. Am. Armok." A swish of an axe, a gurgled scream. A thousand bloody slices. As I lay dying I hear, "Bloody hell. Can't trust a writer either it seems."


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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: A Herald's Call
« on: May 14, 2008, 05:25:00 am »
"So the Mayor says, "Well. As a representative of the Council of Rainbows, I thank you for your offer of help. We need you to go to Bloodanus, a cave two days to the southeast, and kill the hydra there."

"A... Hydra." I said.

"Yup. A hydra."

Looking at him, I bluntly stated, "So you've summoned me to report that you won't be doing the job then." I moved to write down "A failure at obviously impossible tasks" down on my parchment but he stopped me. I looked up and saw the most furious eyes I have ever seen, an almost sad look to them that slowly faded. "That's not what happened, sir. Quite the opposite."

I looked at his eyes and almost shuddered with the intensity that they carried with them, and stammered, "V-very well. ... Continue, if you must, Mr. Peakmountain." His face returned to the calm and happy look he always carried.

"So then I says, 'Alroight, I'll do it if yer guys got somethin' for me when I send for your guys,' and then headed off towards this roight nasty sounding cave."

"Indeed. Please continue Mr. Peakmountain." As I wrote, I could almost feel a sense of anxiety coming from the man, as if I was expected to do something. "Mr. Peakmountain. Please continue."

"Oh, roight. Mayor says nothing but gives me a blessing and tells me to always believe in rainbows or somesuch as I head off. Nothin' much happened in between me and the cave but lots of nice scenery and animals here and there."

I nodded and kept writing as he spoke, his voice seemingly becoming more excited as he talked, "Yer. Then I came to the cave. Big ol' hole in the ground as it was, I figured that being a sneaky bugger would be alot safer than going in axe swingin'. I heared stories of people from the cities gettin' tore' a new set of holes by things with lots of legs and nashin' teeth."

"So you snuck in then, Mr. Peakmountain," I stated.

"Yup. But even then, there were big rats, small rats, rats what looked like men in there waitin'. Lizard people from the depths of Hell were in there. Men with wings that looked like birds if you waited long enough. I was roight scared, I was."

"But no hydra."

"No sir. It felt like I was spending days, if not weeks in that hole. Hell, if I hadn't have bumped into the bastard, I probably would have starved to death lookin' for 'im."

"Wait. So you found the Hydra then? What happened?" I looked at Sudem uncertainly, even though the man spoke with such earnesty.

"So I says, "See YOU! See CUNT! You're a cunt, you! I'm Sudem Peakmountain and I's here to chop you a few new holes so that you can fart out someplace else other than those things you call a face!"

I blinked. "Did you really, manage to blurt that to a Hydra? And it LET you?" I looked disbelievingly at him.

He blushed a bit, and says, "Well. Actually, I managed to get as far as, 'See YOU! See CUNT! You're a cunt!'
'fore the bugger picked me up and threw me against a near wall (Which was pretty near, I'll tell you what) and then rushed into bite at me."

Shaking my head, I took another spoonful of soup and chewed a bit before swallowing. Another taste of beer to wash it down, I said, "Very well. What happened then?" writing down what he just told me.

"So the damned hydra rushes at me, and I'm thinking, 'Roight. Great great great great great great Grandpappy. I'm gonna make you proud right here and now.' So I swings at the bastard. And then again and again. Bugger bites me here and there but all I'm thinkin' is to make me Great great great great great great Grandpappy proud. So I swing, and then get this. I'm chopping left and right, heads flying absolutely everywhere, and the last of those damned heads grabs me ankle and I think, "Uh-oh, here's where I go."

"But obviously you did not, Mr. Peakmountain. You should thank Onmo for-" "Shhh! That's not the best part of it though."

I rolled my eyes again and said, "Very well. Continue."

"Roight. So I's doin' my last prayer and suddenly the damned beast falls over." He motions with his hands, miming the great beast's fall.

".. It.. Fell?"

"Yer! It fell! I even had the same look on your face, I did." He grinned brightly, in great contrast to my own look of disbelief.

"So then what. You slew the beast?"

"Yup. Chopped him good, and then thought to meself, 'Well. Pa always said never to waste nothin', cause 'Waste not, want not' is what he always said, so I chops this beast as me Pa taught me to, and brings it back home here to make use of it."

I blanched. I looked to the soup. SO that's what the meat was. Hydra. I felt somewhat sick to my stomach and then blurted out, "SO what was the meaning of this excursion, Mr. Peakmountain?" Just then, an older man comes in and says, "So who's your friend Sudem?"

"Pa, this is Mr. Botherdrum. Mr. Botherdrum, this is my Pa." He motioned from me to him and back again. The gent seemed a friendly one, which bothered me. "Greetings."

He moved to shake my hand and says, "How do you do?"

I wanted to tell him I wished that I was back in the city right now, lying in my comfortable pine bed but all my civility said was, "I'm.. Fine." At this point, I began noticing the large amount of blood puddled in the room.


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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: A Herald's Call
« on: May 14, 2008, 05:24:00 am »
"So. Soon's I hit my 20th birthday, Pappy comes to me and says, 'Son. Greatness doesn't come to everyone, but, I want you to know. That your great great great great great great Grandpappy had a wish.'" His eyes become excited at this point in his story, "So I says, 'Wha's that pa? He wanted something left to us something noice?' And he says, 'No son, he left YOU something noice.'"

Tilting my head a bit as I wrote down his words, I said, "What? Your.. many-times removed grandfather left YOU of all people something? I thought the inheritance laws were more stricter than that." I took note of this as he continued. "That's what I thought. But here's the thing. Us Peakmountains have been apparently asked by my great great great great great great grandpappy to save enough coin from each year to hide away."

"Hide away for what?" I peered at him, questioning with contempt. "One moment, Mr. Botherdrum. I'll go get them."

Sudem quickly ran off to the other room again. I muttered a curse under my breath as I took some more of the soup. If it was colder, I think it would have made me sick to my stomach. Sudem quickly ran back into the room, carrying some cheap metal armour and a very large iron axe. Resting the axe against the table, and the armour on the floor, he sat back down in his chair, and says, "So my Pa says, 'Your great great great great great great grandpappy had a wish that one of his own blood be great.' But at that time, I'm told, only the Dwarves had access to steel and iron whilst us human folk had to fend for ourselves with bronze and wooden clubs." He rubbed the back of his head a moment as he added, "Though I don't quite reckon that made sense, but I was younger and stupid so I believed it cause it was my Pa."

Rolling my eyes, I wrote down, "Investigate for tax evasion, crime and stupidity apparent in family line," and said, "Continue, Mr. Peakmountain."

"Roight. So my Pa brings me to this room and sits me down and says, 'I just went to town the other day, and I picked up a few things extra.' So I says, 'What sort of things, pa?' And then he shows me them."

I rose my eyebrow and said, "Showed you what?" "Well, the axe and the armour, obviously."

I at once facepalmed at this rediculous statement. I wrote down "Investigate for theft. Stupidity is VERY obvious in family line." And then I said, "Now, how did he manage that?"

He smiled and said, "That's all cause of my great great great-" "YEs, yes. GO ON. I know who you're talking about," I interupted, "Please continue."

Being a bit perturbed, Sudem, says, "Roight. So his wish was that everyone in our family, he included and everyone else after him, save up enough gold from every harvest and save up til one of us could afford to buy the necessary equipment to go asmashing monster heads."

I rose my eyebrow and said, "And so finally, one was able to do so then?"

He nodded and said, "Roight on the money, Mr. Botherdrum. Pa finally noticed there was enough gold to purchase a suit of armour about my size and the largest axe he could find."

At this moment I could feel the headache begin as I asked, "So you mean to tell me, that every Peakmountain up to your many times removed and deceased grandfather, had both the common sense and the respect for a many removed and deceased family member that none of those entrusted with the knowledge of the gold did not merely go off and spend it?"

"Peakmountains are very honest sir, I'll tell you that."

I rubbed my forehead as I wrote, "Dishonesty is also very apparent in family line. Investigate immediately." "Please continue, Mr. Peakmountain."

"Roight," he nodding again as he moved his hands about, "So's my Pa says, 'Son, you need to train with these, cause now you're heading off into the world soon and will need to learn quick or else you're going to get chewed up and spit out quicker than you can say 'A fallen log in Losthold is one quick for mold.' Though I suppose it could take a bit long to say that if you weren't ready for it, and another thing-"

I could tell he was about to wander off on a tangent about tubers or something of another, so I motioned for him to stop and said, "Please. Continue Mr. Peakmountain."

He blinked and said, "Oh, roight, roight, roight. So after a while, me all ready to go out into the world and used to the axe and armour, he says to me, 'Roight son. Nows the time you gotta rub the shit out of your eyes and go make something of yourself. Go to town and look about for work. The Mayor's usually got something for smashin' good and proper.' So I wave bye to Pa, and say bye to Ma's stone 'fore I head out into the wilds to smash me somethin' fierce. Didn't take long."

"What do you mean?" I enquired as I ate some more of the soup.

"Well, it was the damned wolves, you see."

"wolves? You encountered wolves, I presume?" I took the soup and swallowed hastily, taking my quill back to write some more.

"Yer, sir. Seven of them. Maybe eight. I dunno," he rubs his hand on his chin as he talked. "I couldn't tell since after it was all over, all the parts were everywhere and nothing was connected to each other proper."

"Wait. Do you mean the wolves?" I rose my eyebrow at this. "Well, the wolves, obviously sir, since I'm still all here." He grinned dumbly as he answered my semi-rhetorical question.

"I see..." I looked down to my parchment, most of his story written down already. "Oh bother. Hold up a minute," I said as I reached for more in my pack.

"Take as long as you need Mr. Botherdrum. I still got more to tell you."

Sighing at what he just told me, I pulled out another sheet of parchment and said drearily, "Very well.. Continue."

"So. I says, 'Well. That was a roight noice job if I tells meself. Pity noone saw.' And then I headed off to town. So time passes, I meet with the Mayor." He nods and adds, "Your fine Mayor, I might add, and so I asks him if he gots anythin' for me to do."

"Imagine that." I rolled my eyes as he talked, slowly writing down everything he said, since he may make a fuss later if I didn't get everything down right.


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