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Messages - ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES

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LIFT THE EXPLOSION.

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Well. There's only one thing left for me to do.

SUCK IT Y'ALL.

JK, see you next game.

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NAME: Punchy McKick
APPEARANCE: SWOLE
GENDER: PUNCH
HEALTH: AT PEAK PUNCHINESS
INVENTORY: TWO FISTS. NAMED DES AND TROY...GET IT? CAUSE THEY DESTROY.

GET SWOLER BY LIFTING THE NEAREST THING OR PERSON.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Minimalism and Milk 3:Turn 46
« on: July 15, 2019, 10:29:50 am »
With Power Milk-booster comms systems: Thainos, you owe me nothing right now, but I’ve got some Chaos assholes on my ship and I’d appreciate them stopping being a problem. Permanently, preferably.
And also if I could maybe check the molecular structure of your Milks, I’d appreciate it.


Also, reactivate the anti-Warp shielding.
As Thainos hefted the Unlimited Gauntlet, pulsating with awesome might. He looked at Delta. And from his lips, he spoke one word, a word that promised to destroy and unmake the AI's world.

"Nope"

"After all these years, all these battles. All the sacrifices I've made and the 18 movies and 31 turns spent on this quest...I've gathered the awesome power of the Infinite Dairies on my Unlimited Glove. Noone shall stand before me now. Not the Guardian of the Universe, Angelo/Diablo, not you, Delta the AI. And not even the Servant of the Emperor! For  I. AM. INEVITABLE!"

Thanos will snap his fingers, and destroy HALF of all beings capable of producing any kind of milk, and destroy ALL Milk, in all planes, realities and dimensions. Hell Milk, Eldritch Milk, Heaven Milk, that weird thing Vegans call Milk. All will be reduced to dust.

His mind wanders to a weir dreamscape that's may or may not be the Soul Milk.

"Favorite Daughter?"

"Did you do it?

"Yes..."

"What did it cost?"

"More than 30 Turns. Oh and everything I ever loved..."


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Roll To Dodge / Re: Minimalism and Milk 3:Turn 45
« on: July 13, 2019, 11:48:29 am »
"You're too slow. Imperium soldier.

Try to cut Primus's hellgun in half. Then cut HIM in half.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Minimalism and Milk 3:Turn 44
« on: July 11, 2019, 07:52:37 am »
"Now. I have to break your neck and all Primus. Nothing personal, it's just the way it is."

Put the Glove away, but before that put a worthyness enchantment that stops anyone that isn't Thainos or the person to kill Thainos from using it and summon the Daemon Sword, Drach'nyen. AND NOW. THE WHEEL OF FATE IS TURNING. HEAVEN OR HELL, LET'S ROCK. ROUND ONE. FIGHT!

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To ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES and Ave, do you want to fight the duel this turn if nobody successfully interferes?
I think next turn, so Thainos can put the Glove away and summon his weapon. I'm thinking of something Chaos related...

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"Wait a sec Primus. Let me dust the Eldritch plane guys. Also what weapon do you want?"

Dust HALF of all Eldritch beings in existence. Then summon all armies of bad guys from the previous games (And Burt) to make sure NO ONE interferes in this duel. Then give Primus the weapon he wants.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Minimalism and Milk 3:Turn 42-On the precipice.
« on: July 07, 2019, 11:55:33 pm »
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Hey, you, Thainos! I got a proposition for ya!

"...Sure, speak out, I'm all ears."
"Alright, we both have one goal in common. The death of all those godly things that threaten the mortal universe right now. That can only be accomplished through the combined power of the Infinity Dairies. So, how about we complete the set, snap away the enemy, and then afterwards me and you can settle who gets the rest of the snaps mano e mano. Two wills clashing to see who's right and who's wrong. What do you say?
"...Very well, give me the Soul Milk. So I may destroy the goats, then, I'll then take us somewhere else so no one can interfere in our duel. You have my word I'll not try anything funny."

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Minimalism and Milk 3:Turn 42-On the precipice.
« on: July 07, 2019, 04:47:41 pm »
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Hey, you, Thainos! I got a proposition for ya!

"...Sure, speak out, I'm all ears."

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Minimalism and Milk 3:Turn 42-On the precipice.
« on: July 06, 2019, 03:54:57 pm »
"La la la la I'm not listening"

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Minimalism and Milk 3:Turn 42-On the precipice.
« on: July 06, 2019, 03:35:15 pm »
"Just give me the Soul Milk and I can solve this! I can solve everything! Why do you still stand in my way?!"
Because you think “getting rid of all the milk” is a more valid solution to milk scarcity than “making more milk”. Hell, just make more cows or something.
"Hey, who's the one who gathered all those darn multicolored Kinds of milk? Not you, now let me save the universe MY WAY in peace or get your own damn Unlimted Glove and do your fancy more cows plan yourself."

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