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Alright. Good luck mate.

I just had to take that opportunity.

Hast thou found a quality PC yet? Or are you using something shitty that runs off of Mac OS or something?

I choose to leave ZE red communist west behind, and create the rebellious PURPLE republic after a popular uprising in both countries. Hastily garrison a previously abandoned castle conveniently equidistant from both countries, with suspiciously well maintained fortifications and wells.
let's run this shit into the ground

"Not to mention the concussion in an enclosed space like this would stun us pretty badly as well." Toby would mention, helpfully

"Simon, gonna hop onto the back of the tank and use the turret as a sandbag. Yell really loud before you do anything stupid, like fire the gun or charge forward gloriously, so I don't get shot to bits."
Toby hops on to the tank, and kneels, using the turret as cover. He props up the STG on the top of the turret and overwatches the door.
Toby appears to be thinking for a couple of seconds.
"Hey Denver? If you die, can you tey to fall on to the back of the tank, so that I can use you as even more cover? Thanks."
Remembering the Nazi Magic Cloud of Death, but confident that whatever is down here is going to be far more insidious, Toby fortifies his mind against the horrors that undoubtedly await, and makes sure not to listen if Simon gives any good orders; that would mean he is clearly an illusion or under mind control or something.
Toby also does those things, and starts taking close looks at shadowy areas

Nonononono you misunderstand. One of Toby's gimmicks is traps. He's setting a trap with an HE she'll at the door the tank smashed. Attach a wire linked to a simple detonator, and the first person to trip on the wire blows themselves and whoever is behind them to bits.