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« on: September 25, 2008, 09:47:58 pm »
I had a child go into a strange mood and claim a craftsdwarves' workshop. No worries, I thought, until he started requesting shells. Problem was, I hadn't caught a turtle for about 5 years, and all my shells had long since been used up. Desperately hoping for the merchants to bring some turtles with them, I waited in vain. This meant I just had to wait until the child went insane, which I thought was pretty harsh. Not as harsh, however, as the next bit - the child threw a tantrum and started chasing after my dwarves. There happened to be a dog wandering past at this point, which ran up and started tearing mouthfuls out of the child, leaving dwarf CHILD chunks all over my fortress floor. The kid wasn't having any of that, so he (incredibly) managed to kill the dog, and ran off to attack more dwarves. Well, next thing I know one of my marksdwarves, wandering past to pick up some equipment, whips out his crossbow and fired about 10 bolts into this little kid, then just wandered off to get back to what he was doing. There I am, horrified, as I see this poor kid being summarily executed in front of my eyes. Left me feeling pretty odd, I can tell you...