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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Word association game 2^15.57: exponential wordin'
« on: November 05, 2018, 11:00:46 pm »
Take out of package, place directly in toilet.
Flush pocket.
Flush pocket.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« on: November 05, 2018, 10:51:29 am »
It was still a fair amount of candy, he supposed. It felt... magical, somehow, though. Magical enough to help him turn his old car into a spooky, fun, Halloween float! Hopefully.
Turn old car into a fun, spooky, Halloween float!
Turn old car into a fun, spooky, Halloween float!
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« on: November 04, 2018, 08:34:00 pm »
Go to local non-destroyed, non-police-burgled store, purchase enough candy to hand out to the whole town.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Kerbal Wizard Acadamy
« on: November 03, 2018, 09:42:54 pm »
Suddenly, near-ish the academy, the well-known spacecraft "Return To Sender" made an unexpected landing. A violent one.
The "Return To Sender" was a Rang-class craft, meant to orbit around the system for years, allowing the Kerman inside a view of places previously unseen! Of course, it didn't have any windows. And it was spinning too fast for windows to show anything but white streaks. And obviously, the designers had misplaced a decimal somewhere, because it was back, 10 years before it was supposed to!
It was launched 3 days ago.
Out of the wreck stumbled a Kerman, still alive! Somehow. His Anti-Radiation Helmet did not help his concussion, and he looked around trying to determine his origins. There was a scholarly building in the distance, and large chunks of scrap metal around him... Hm... What was HE doing here though? Wait, what was his name? A crumpled piece of metal read ReTSe... That had to be his name! Retse Kerman! There was a different shiny piece of metal near him. Looking at his reflection in it, he saw he had on a pointy silver cap, and he realized he had a metal stick in his hand. Hm... HE WAS A WIZARD! Yes, that was a logical conclusion based on current information. That building over there had to be the Wizard Academy, then! Onwards! Blowing the whistle he inexplicably had in his mouth, and twirling his metal stick, Retse marched off to learn how to wizard!
TLDR: MAKE WAY OVER TO WIZARD ACADEMY
The "Return To Sender" was a Rang-class craft, meant to orbit around the system for years, allowing the Kerman inside a view of places previously unseen! Of course, it didn't have any windows. And it was spinning too fast for windows to show anything but white streaks. And obviously, the designers had misplaced a decimal somewhere, because it was back, 10 years before it was supposed to!
It was launched 3 days ago.
Out of the wreck stumbled a Kerman, still alive! Somehow. His Anti-Radiation Helmet did not help his concussion, and he looked around trying to determine his origins. There was a scholarly building in the distance, and large chunks of scrap metal around him... Hm... What was HE doing here though? Wait, what was his name? A crumpled piece of metal read ReTSe... That had to be his name! Retse Kerman! There was a different shiny piece of metal near him. Looking at his reflection in it, he saw he had on a pointy silver cap, and he realized he had a metal stick in his hand. Hm... HE WAS A WIZARD! Yes, that was a logical conclusion based on current information. That building over there had to be the Wizard Academy, then! Onwards! Blowing the whistle he inexplicably had in his mouth, and twirling his metal stick, Retse marched off to learn how to wizard!
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« on: November 03, 2018, 07:57:56 pm »
He sat on his couch, wondering what to do with his mystical Halloween night. He flipped through the news and saw a fleshhorror terrorizing a store. "Hm, might as well."
Send Firesouls to assist the fleshhorror in his... Whatever he's trying to do, keeping one behind as a pet/good luck charm
Send Firesouls to assist the fleshhorror in his... Whatever he's trying to do, keeping one behind as a pet/good luck charm
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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO GET SWOLE
« on: November 03, 2018, 06:25:48 pm »
HE WAS A DAY LATE FOR PREP, BUT THAT DIDNT STOP HIM FROM PREPARING ANYWAYS.
CONTINUE DAILY ROUTINE OF ONE HUNDRED SITUPS, ONE HUNDRED PUSHUPS, AND ONE HUNDRED SQUATS FOLLOWED BY A TEN KILOMETER RUN. BUT DO IT TEN F***ING TIMES TO MAKE UP FOR YESTERDAY.
YES THAT IS A REFERENCE
CONTINUE DAILY ROUTINE OF ONE HUNDRED SITUPS, ONE HUNDRED PUSHUPS, AND ONE HUNDRED SQUATS FOLLOWED BY A TEN KILOMETER RUN. BUT DO IT TEN F***ING TIMES TO MAKE UP FOR YESTERDAY.
YES THAT IS A REFERENCE
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« on: November 02, 2018, 03:52:18 pm »
Wake up, and realise that SHIT I'M LATE FOR HALLOWEEN - THE ONE DAY OF THE YEAR I WONT BE ASKED ABOUT MY DAMN MASK
wait its not a mask anymore
shit im an actual kitsune now
oh dear
oh wait
that's awesome
Summon some lucky fire-souls for good luck, because luck,
wait its not a mask anymore
shit im an actual kitsune now
oh dear
oh wait
that's awesome
Summon some lucky fire-souls for good luck, because luck,
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Mall Fight: The Inferno - Chapter 0: Where There's Smoke
« on: October 31, 2018, 01:35:12 pm »
He had shown up as the advert had told him to, maybe a little bit late. And now he was in what seemed to be in a supply closet. The only door was locked, and somehow he knew that the weak seeming wood would not break. There wasn't anything in here to do anything with... *sigh*
Looked like he had to wait his turn.
Name: Kit "Thousandmasks" Rougard
Appearance: A young, lean male with long dirty blonde hair, a light tan, and piercingly red eyes. His face is obscured by his Kitsune mask, but his eyes are still visible.
Background: ###
Skills: Kit is great at losing pursuers in crowds and chaotic places, sometimes just hiding in plain sight. He also has sharp reflexes/throwing skills - Expect that knife to go through your eye.
Faults: Anti-social to all hell. He actually has problems helping other people, and trusts only himself. (-1 all assistance type actions) He also is heavily paranoid about his mask - if anything happened to it, he'd probably freak out. And god help him if he loses his mask completely. (-1 after successful damage to mask, -3 without a mask)
Inventory: Just the clothes on his back and the mask on his face.
Not done yet, hold on...
Looked like he had to wait his turn.
Name: Kit "Thousandmasks" Rougard
Appearance: A young, lean male with long dirty blonde hair, a light tan, and piercingly red eyes. His face is obscured by his Kitsune mask, but his eyes are still visible.
Background: ###
Skills: Kit is great at losing pursuers in crowds and chaotic places, sometimes just hiding in plain sight. He also has sharp reflexes/throwing skills - Expect that knife to go through your eye.
Faults: Anti-social to all hell. He actually has problems helping other people, and trusts only himself. (-1 all assistance type actions) He also is heavily paranoid about his mask - if anything happened to it, he'd probably freak out. And god help him if he loses his mask completely. (-1 after successful damage to mask, -3 without a mask)
Inventory: Just the clothes on his back and the mask on his face.
Not done yet, hold on...