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DF Suggestions / Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« on: November 18, 2018, 08:54:51 pm »We must prepare for the Vomitpocalypse.Sig'd.
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DF Suggestions / Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« on: November 18, 2018, 03:21:14 am »
Every time a dwarf vomits, every dwarf who can see them has a 20% chance of being grossed out and vomiting as well. Past a certain population density (known as the Emetic Critical Mass), a single nauseous dwarf can kick off a self-sustaining chain reaction of barf that can persist indefinitely. Hope you like green floors!
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DF Suggestions / Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« on: November 17, 2018, 09:05:51 pm »Start charging 60$ for each copy of the game and sell every new feature implemented as a DLC with prices ranging from 5 to 40 bucks.
And retroactively apply this to every major feature in the game.
-Civs and Values DLC
-Crafting and Workshops DLC
-Animals and Monsters DLC
-Mechanisms and Constructs DLC
-Mining and Ores DLC
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: What Will Your First Adventuring Party Look Like?
« on: November 09, 2018, 08:56:50 pm »They are, of course, led by the largest among them.
- Rodent men, rodent men, we're the rodent men. We play at night, we stalk at night, we're the rodent men
"AH'M DE GIANT RODENT-MAN DAT MAKES ALL A DUH ROOLZ!"
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DF Suggestions / Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« on: November 07, 2018, 01:08:25 pm »
The Fine Dining Update: in addition to unhappy thoughts from eating without a table and chair, dwarves gain additional unhappy thoughts unless you provide each with their own plate, bowl, saucer, salad fork, appetizer fork, entree fork, dessert fork, butter knife, steak knife, dessert knife, soup spoon, dessert spoon, and napkin, all of which must be washed--with running water!--after every single meal.
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DF Suggestions / Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« on: November 05, 2018, 10:38:14 pm »Always online DRM.You, friend, are evil incarnate, and I will be reporting you to the video game police.
One word: hangovers.
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DF Suggestions / Terrible Suggestions Thread
« on: November 04, 2018, 06:39:31 pm »
There are pages and pages of good, solid suggestions, carefully thought out and with thorough consideration given for how to integrate them into the existing game. I think it's high time we make a thread dedicated to unbalanced, ill-conceived, and downright absurd ideas, which almost certainly won't (and, honestly, probably shouldn't) ever see the light of day.
I'll start: a "kick shin" option when targeting legs in combat; if your foot is armored and the target's lower leg isn't, it automatically breaks the bone and causes them to give in to pain.
I'll start: a "kick shin" option when targeting legs in combat; if your foot is armored and the target's lower leg isn't, it automatically breaks the bone and causes them to give in to pain.
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Worst Thing Ever Done in Adventure Mode
« on: October 31, 2018, 12:22:06 am »
Was fighting through a bandit camp in a temperate biome several adventurers ago. Just some low-level goons, nothing major. Managed to juke one of them into a stagnant pool, where he naturally started floundering. As he clawed at the surrounding dirt, trying to escape, I had my adventurer repeatedly kick him in the head until he lost his grip and drowned. Not the goriest thing I've done, by far, but certainly one of the most unnecessarily cruel.