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Chewing tobacco, which provides a mood boost but is addictive like alcohol.  Dwarves who chew will also spit; you can make spitoons at a craftdwarf's workshop, but they'll need to be cleaned periodically, and barring that, they'll spit on floors and walls, creating puddles that will give other dwarves negative thoughts.

Chewing tobacco can also be flavored with mint, which some dwarves prefer.

The game is now developed with the main target group of nazis, anti-vaxxers, flat-earthers and similar folks in mind.

That's ridiculous, why would--

-Players are encouraged to commit war crimes against other races, and only barely discouraged from committing them against their own dwarves.

-Medicine is a joke, any exposure to pathogens is a terrible idea and most doctors are butchers.

-The world is literally flat.

...oh.  Oh no.  We're too late.

You could totally do that now. Make a "meaty" inorganic layer (or large cluster) that appears in sedimentary or alluvial environments and has additional meaty/bony inclusions and veins.

Words can't describe how much I would love procgen "meat biomes".  We're already partway there with evil zones!

And a fifth that consists of a full set of masterwork steel armor.  No amount of finagling will convince them to wear this.

Make dwarves taller than humans.

This, but keep their average volume the same.  Long, skinny stick-dorfs.

carp are amphibious and HUNGRY

Carp can swim, walk, and fly; they can breathe air and water, as well as any other liquids; they are immune to fire and magma, cannot be atom-smashed, and cannot be frozen; they have two sets of redundant backup organs, breathe procgen syndrome dust, and are opposed to all non-carp life.

Now you will know why you fear the night rivers.

Quote from: ChaosPotato on September 19, 2020, 08:24:12 pm

thicc pineapples

Everything in game including animals, dwarves, things created by your dwarves, stone, magma, and pretty much everything else has a chance to be a thicc version of itself.


I'm not sure what the THICC modifier would do but it probably do something sexy maybe, I'm not sure what a ☼THICC steel short sword☼ would even look like.

I'm imagining something like a bollock dagger, butt thiccer.

Add a playable Booze man civilization, but you have to deal with dwarves that act like vampires and drink your citizens.

This is a Silver Chalice.  On the chalice is an image of a Booze Man and a Dwarf.  The image depicts the death of King Cherry Wine at the hands of Urist McGuzzles the dwarven baby in 846.  Urist is punching Cherry Wine.  Cherry Wine is screaming.  Urist is drinking Cherry Wine.  Urist is laughing.