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Messages - SirAston

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1456
"... This truly is some mighty Guild Power I'm experiencing... What are even the odds?"

Yliss looks up from the screen.

"I need to kiss Belphegor's feet the next time we meet out of gratitude."
"This is some divine blessing... ... Divine blessing... Divine blessing..."

After saying that, Yliss jumps up and puts the tablet away.

"Frikkin' Belphegor does a better job at fulfilling wishes than this shit tier of a goddess Freya!"

1457
"In any case, good to know you're not as much shit as other people. You have your reasons to be pissed and grumpy, I get you."
"Definitely poured fuel to that attitude when we met, so I can't complain about that."

Yliss then stretches her arms a bit.

"Anyway, gonna take a walk until Team Aqua Vitae decides to actually do something interesting. See ya, Kazuto. I'll promise I'll try to be better in the future."

She stands up and starts her walk around town. For a few steps away from the tavern at least, before she pulls out her tablet, squats down and began to focus on the screen.

"A better player, that is!"
"You suckers, you fools, I now have Guild Powers on my side, I'm invincible! Ahahahaha!"

Thus, her face is now shrouded by flashing rainbow colors from Clash of Legends' Recruit-A-Legend screen.

1458
"They definitely are."

1459
"... That might actually be the wiser choice. She's crazy good and crazy disturbing."
"Frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if, in the castle, she managed to stab someone with their own bones while I was looking away."

1460
"Well, if you want to. Your choice."
"Don't think for a second I'll give you first dibs if I make it to her before you, though."

1461
"What can I say, money corrupts and a lot of money corrupts a lot."
"Plus... Just between you and me..."

Yliss leans forward to Kazuto's ear, accidentally pressing her chest against him a bit during it. Then, she whispers into the ear.

"Maybe Serena can ultimatively guide me to Freya so I can give her hell..."

She returns to her normal sitting stance, blissfully unaware of what happened during the whisper.

1462
"I will sweat it though. Asuna aside, and let's be real, she's the living embodiment of 'being cranky during a menstruation cycle' so she's angry with or without you, I'm probably someone who should understand and get the pain you're going through because you're... no longer yourself in the mirror."
"I mean, you have the bigger bag of bullshit to carry because you have a face people love to hate on because popular show, oh now, too mainstream, must hate! But I still get you. Maybe I just made fun of you because I'm equally frustrated about that goddess fucking everything up."

1463
"I see..."
"Guess I've been unfair to you, then. Sorry about that."

1464
"Easy with that blade there, buddy!"
"Just wanted to check how you're holding up."

1465
"In any case, I guess we're done for now, Serena. If you would excuse me..."

Yliss stands up, walks up to Kazuto and sits down next to him.

"... Hey."

1466
"Toenails... ..."

Yliss then smirks.

"I've seen so much shit lately, I'm not even fazed by something as regular as toe nail clippings."
"I should be disgusted, but I love your logic behind it, Jenkins! If there's no market, you ARE the market!"
"Heck, it even makes me wonder if I could affect this newfound market by declaring I buy a single toe nail clipping for a million rhea, just to inflate that market for shit and giggles!"
"..."
"Sorry, got a bit excited. No way I would buy clippings."

1467
"Well, you know what kind of person I am by now, so it's only natural, Serena..."

Yliss side-glances to the other parties involved. Obviously, first to the succubi sisters, then to Marcia, then to Shoes and finally, because it's hard to see him early, Jenkins.

"... So we're all part of a bigger party now, contributing our, let's say, unique abilities and capabilities to a higher cause."
"A higher cause leading up to a lot of stress and, if the castle was any indication, even more shenanigans... Ah, the things you do for a lot of money. I'm in, but I will complain about the situation sometimes, that's a guarantee."

With that, she signs the contract.

"If you don't mind, I'll catch a bit of air. Be right back."

Yliss stands up and goes outside, looking at the sky.

"..."
"... It's probably too early to say, but... having meatspace friends surely is weird..."

Noticing her own smile, she waits until it fades on its own, then returns to Serena and her newcomers.

1468
"Hmmm... What else... Dunno what else."
"Maybe us becoming friends, but that shouldn't be part of a contract, hehe."

Quite the change of heart! Maybe Yliss truly acknowledged Serena as a being that doesn't need permanent ridicule. A being that can become a precious someone.

I will leave no path that could lead to Freya unexplored...

Then again, no one said the reason for why someone became precious must be a noble one.

1469
Yliss looks at the contract for a moment before thinking about it.

"Hmmm..."
"I know you're a goddess and all, but after meeting Belphegor, there seem to be big honchos amongst the demons that are actually passable... Being contracted to kill someone would kinda feel weird if the target turns out to be an actually decent fella."
"... Maybe we can adjust the contract to just defeating the Demon Lord to fulfill it? If he's an evil guy, we can still agree to chop off his head."

1470
"Well, I can imagine she perfected the art of conserving energy over the past millenia. I doubt we can add any suggestions to optimize it even further."

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