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Yeah I love the challenge going on here!  Whos gonna get their fort done first?  Post pictures!!!  Slave faster!!! 

MAGMA!!!!!!!!!!

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Queen Urist was growing more and more paranoid.  She wasnt used to not being in control of her own destiny.  She didnt much want to go outside and see the nauseating sun, but the fact that it wasn't her decision anymore enraged her.  Her spirit kicked wildly, like a beast in a cage.  She felt imprisoned in the grand temple.  Even her own palace wasnt comfortable anymore.

She was acutely aware of her weakness, and began taking every precaution.  One of the heathens that was locked in with them, a dwarf named Eberdek, became Urists personal food taster.  Grigrak, after being murdered in the flooded peasant chamber by a mad dwarf, found his consciousness melding with Eberdek's at the very instant Urist was conferring the title of Royal Food Taster upon her.  Imagine that, having no memories, appearing all of a sudden in front of the Queen telling you shes afraid shes gonna get poisoned so from now on YOU have to eat some of her food first.  Must've been pretty tough for her.



Anyhoo, its Autumn now.  We've just broken through a population of 100!!!  Im so happy!



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When you're done down there Im digging a shaft from the temple into the pits, then I'm sealing the rebels off from our adamantine, lest that priceless metal be turned into useless trinkets by you heathens!     :D

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Goblins besiege Blockedlance!  Urist and her loyalist forces under Lord Dullard are underground in the Temple.  Lord Akigagak fights to the east with his squad, theres another squad of dwarves to the south, and Jazz alone guards the western approach near the temple.  The other rebels are afraid to go near the unholy place, even if it IS sealed.

When the goblins come there are several squads, all of them near Jazz.  While Lord Akigagak and the others fight off one squad, Jazz marches through four entire squads.  All by his lonesome.  He ended up on the far side of the map, on the top of a rocky ledge that jutted out from the base of the mountain.  Blood and guts were all around him as he came out of his trance.



Jazz stood there among the entrails and mangled bodies breathing heavily.  He knew Captain Jack was looking down on him from Heaven, smiling at his triumph!

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Haha, thats cool, a journey to a 200 year old fortress to find your fortune taken by goblins!!!  Oh....yeah and you find your sister dead and mutilated too. But they stole your money, though!!!

And thanks for linking ascii draw...I think I might use it in the Urist story.   ;D

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Love the awesomeness...may I request an eribite? One smart enough to runaway and live in a little dirt hovel under a little ways away from the fortress...plotting his revenge for the murder of his family. Or just his father. I know he'll die, but it'll still be interesting.

The Eribites are almost all dead.  The Eribite Heir is crippled and never getting off that bed again.  Theres the last of the other Erib family that became mayor....but Nightwind already called dibs on the first dwarf that went fay, and the mayor just went fay.





So the mayor goes crazy and tells everyone to stop calling him Mosus and start calling him Nightwind.  Its gotten pretty normal around Blockedlance, so everyone just kind of went with it.  His first official act as mayor was to prohibit the export of precious pig tail socks, then he went crazy and grabbed some adamantine.  You better do something cool with it Nightwind!




But anyways, Byakugan, the Eribite Heirs got one sister.  You can be her, shes still under age though...but already a legendary woodcrafter.  If thats cool?

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After the baptising of the dwarves with their new names, Urist dismissed the dwarves.  The Philosopher, now Court Musician Kurk Quorcane, bumped into Mogror on his way out of the palace.

"You!" yelled Kurk.

"Oh hey buddy.  Hey I dig the flannel!"

"Shut up!  WHY?!  Why did you set me up?"

"Ha!  I dont know.  Score points with the Queen I guess.  I just kinda like to see people suffer....especially when they bring it on themselves.  When you were bent over that bin and the Queen walked in....hahahaha....that was awesome!!!"  Mogror bent over and had to hold himself up.  His face was red from laughter.

"Damn you!  You tricked me!  I thought I was saving the fortress from Armok!!!  I thought we were all about to be made slaves to a demon!!!" shouted Kurk.

"Hey....I didnt lie about that!  Well...except the part about destroying the idol....that wouldnt stop Armok.  But yeah, she really does worship a demon.  I do too!" smiled the insane old dwarf.

"You're crazy."

"Oh please...flattery will get you nowhere.  Look, count your blessings.  She let you live.  Ive never seen her do that before.  Just be happy your being allowed to live and play the harp."

"Bah!" said Kurk as he shooed the engineer away with his hands.  He stormed off back to his room.

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Urist has dubbed the high priest with the name Kulaka, which she says is a much more cool and Armoky name than 'Thob'.  All Hail High Priest Kulaka Bomrekdakas!!!





Urist also christened the Philosopher Asmel and renamed him Kurk Quorcane.  She sentenced him to a lifetime of playing the rose quartz harps he had lied about wanting to play.  From now until his death, the miserable dwarf would perfect a new genre of music called 'grunge harp', characterized by his tuning the harp wrong, and the obligatory wearing of flannel.






In other news, the last survivor from the OTHER house of Erib worshippers has been propped up as mayor by Grand Master Myth and the crippled Eribite Heir.  What a predictable candidate.  Urist dreams of one day crippling him, too.


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EDIT: Holy cowrap, this is the 600th post congrats MrGimp.

haha, thanks!  Yeah I just looked and as of now this is the 6th longest and 10th most viewed story on the forum!  Woooo! 

Thanks everyone for reading it, glad you like, hope you keep liking it...and Zulaf, yes Priests of Armok can have sex, but they have to smear themselves in cat blood first, otherwise its just plain dirty.

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Even the peasants are taken up.  The only non-forum Armok worshippers are the nobles.

Want to be the High Priest?

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Eagle sat overlooking the temple and the northern fields of Blockedlance from the entrance of his cave.  The poor girl's suffering was too much.  What was he doing just standing by?  There was no sherrif, no captain of the guard out here.  He knew what he had to do.  His pick was down by the still.  As he walked back in to the cave he could hear her screams.  He shook his head in disgust. 

He travelled down the stairwell, still drunk, and made his way to the pick.  He grabbed it and held it aloft before him.  I'm gonna crush his skull in with this thing, he thought to himself.  Eagle turned to head back upstairs when suddenly he saw the Duchess' daughter behind him!  He was shoked and speechless.  After a moment of silence she spoke.

"Uhhh....like, is there any more wine?"

"Yeah....I just made some," he replied, dumbfounded.  She wasnt handcuffed or frightened in any way.  He filled a stone mug for her then handed it to her.

"Like, thanks," she said right before she starting gulping it down.

"So uh....are you okay?"

"Fer sure.  Why?"

"You know.....Catten," he said awkwardly.  She looked at him puzzled.

"What about him?"  She tried to think of what he meant.  "The plan like totally worked perfectly," she added.

"Plan?"

"Yeah, to get me away from my mother....and all that drama down there," she waved her hand in the direction of the floor, where the fortress of Blockedlance lay below.

"Wait, what?  You were unconscious when he brought you here!"

"Well....Catten said I wouldnt stop complaining about the hike up the mountain.  All I remember is a rag in my face....then I woke up here with you guys and he was giving me wine, and I was like, thats totally cool.  Y'know?  You weirded me out a little...thats why I like, didnt say anything."

"*I* weirded you out?" he said stunned. 

"Dont get all butthurt, tee hee!" she laughed.  She handed him an empty mug.  "Is there anymore wine?"

"Yeah yeah...." he mumbled as he filled it up and handed it back to her.  "But he's had you tied up the entire time.  Everytime Ive seen you....youre bound and gagged!  And naked!!!"

"Hey, dont judge me!  I like what I like.....it's different for girls.  Plus hes been giving me some nice powder."

"QUARCAINE???!!!  You guys are sniffing quarcaine in my cave?!?!?!" Eagle shouted.

"Jeeze....it's not a big deal.  See...this is why you weirded me out..." she said as she turned away.  "Im going back upstairs, thanks for the wine!"

Eagle stared in a trance as she walked away, shaking her naked ass at him.  Fucking quarkheads, he thought to himself.

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I just got 3Dwarf for the first time, Ive never really had anything impressive to look at or show off.  I still really dont....but we need more pictures of more forts and random constructions.  So here it is.

This is the Temple to Armok from my Urist story in the Community Games forum.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Grand Master Mason Myth Keddiden made his way to Reg Craftgranite the Eribite Heir in the old hospital/communal living space.  The Heir to the House of Erib was wounded, his spine damaged.  Of the 17 members of his family, only he and one of his little sisters remained alive.  He was paralyzed and couldnt move.  He was going in and out of constant tantruming.  Urist had ruined him, killing his family and then personally beating him and breaking his back, then leaving him to wallow in his pain and misfortune.

Grand Master Myth was there to seek an alliance with the pitiful dwarf.  The ranks of Freemasonry had been devestated as well during the recent events.  There were in fact only three surviving members who were still alive.  Two more had lived but had joined the Queen in her temple.  Damn Lord Montague!  Damn Aldaris!

"What do you want?" Reg Craftgranite asked.

"Please my lord - "

"Swear an oath of fealty to me as many times as you wish, but a Freemason's loyalties shifts with the winds!"

"Well...look Reg, you need me and I need you.  We are both in tenuous situations, not only threatened by the Queen but by one of these warlords coming in here with their squads and taking over from us," pleaded Myth.

At precisely that moment a marksdwarf that was resting injuries in the bed next to the Heir of the House of Erib leapt up in a rage and flung out his crossbow!!!



Luckily there were still a few loyal guards, and he was quickly cut down.  But it added great emphasis to the Grand Master's words.  Reg Craftgranite and Myth Keddiden decided that since Reg was too weak to rule, and Myth too hated, they would prop up an acceptable candidate as mayor and rule from behind the scenes.  They set to work on finding such a dwarf.

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Eagle lay half-conscious on the farm plots in his cave.  There was an empty barrel next to him, and no more booze in the still.  He'd have to make more, as usual.  Catten was supposed to have been the brewer...that was the entire reason he had come along.  But he brought no barrels, and Eagle had only stored a few.  Only one barrel of booze could be made at a time.  It was a damnable situation.

So Catten had built the still, drank a barrel for himself, fed a barrel to the girl, then taken her upstairs to Eagles old room, which was now Catten's love nest.  Eagle could hear the girls screaming and moaning, and had come down to the farming chamber to get away from it.  He was trying to get wasted and forget about it all, but he kept having to brew more booze.  The more drunk he got, the less able he became to make more booze.  It was a truly vicious circle.

He eventually did work up the energy to brew more booze, which took quite a while in his state.  He wondered what time it was.  He filled his little stone mug from the now filled barrel and stumbled out to the entrance of his cave.  It was early morning, and the air was crisp.  The unholy orb of the sun was just rising behind him over the ridge.  The faint screams of the duchess' daughter echoed out to him, and off to his left there was smoke rising from the ruined fortress courtyard.

Home sweet home, he thought to himself.

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Here is a list of the current megaprojects to be completed before the end of the story and their current status...

     1 - Project Moat (Complete)
     2 - Temple to Ber Steelearthen Armok (Complete)
     3 - Noble River Cave (Begun)
     4 - Dwarven Valhalla (Begun)
     5 - ? :-\?
     6 - Something for an Adventurer
     7 - The Tomb of Urist

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