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Summer 230



108 dwarves have survived the spring out of 159 that began it.  51 dead.  I have to say Im really proud of that number, I was struggling with that many dead in a year before.  I have learned so much in the art of mass sacrifice.

I got a pretty funny happening on video too...

http://mkv25.net/dfma/movie-1358-suicidalchildpart1

http://mkv25.net/dfma/movie-1359-suicidalchildpart2

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

752
I take it you guys like the temple?   ;D

That temple took 14 years to build.  From 216 - 230.  Im JUST finishing it up.  In the overview shot of the fortress you can see some scaffolding still on the top right corner.  Its been a year long process just to remove the wooden access stairs.

To put into perspective how long that temple took....I started it on page 7.

753
lol I love the Scandinavian death scene for no reason!  hahaha

754
Thanks everyone for reading this! 

Ill get to the creepy miners and the double backstabbing freemasons in a bit....but first.....

Behold!  Blockedlance, in all her glory!



And here is the overview shot.




Here is the grand dolomite Temple of Armok.  Its entirely dolomite...except for the pillars which are steel.  I dont know why 3Dwarf colors it that way.  But feh.




And heres the view of the fortress proper from the temple entrance.  This is what Urist and the loyalists see when they look outside.  There are marksdwarves all along the walls.


755
The Queen Walked somberly out to the temple entrance where not only Lord Dullard's squad awaited, but her trusted swordsdwarf Madmonkey24 as well.  He carried with him the demon sword she had entrusted to him as the fortress' sole swordsdwarf.  They were all decked out in steel plate, with chain under it.

The Queen never gave the order to move out.  She simply started walking towards the fortress with her axe in hand and bloodlust coursing through her very soul.  Lord Dullard commanded his men to follow.  Mad Monkey ran ahead and lead the way, holding his shield out in front of the queen.  No bolts were coming down now, but snipers could be anywhere along the parapets.

As they got closer the din grew louder.  Lord Labs was above the courtyard, shouting down at the riotous peasants.  He was ordering his men to shoot warning shots into the crowd.  They were breaking apart the stone slabs that made up the fortress; main road.  When the Queen arrive with her entourage she nodded at Lord Dullard.

"Alright men, fan out!" he yelled as he banged his axe against his shield.  His men did likewise and responded with a resounding 'hoo-rah'.  They quickly spread out and started puishing peasants around, getting them out of the main courtyard and cramming them into the fortress and barracks interiors.



All the while Madmonkey24 was blocking the queen from various trash and debris that was being flung her way.  She didnt like being kept out of the fray...but they were vastly outnumbered, and she had to play it cool. 

Suddnely a crossbowbolt whizzed down between Urist and Madmonkey24.  It barely grazed Madmonkey24's armor as it did so.  He turned around swiftly to raise his shield and blocked another two botls that came down in rapid succession.  They looked up to see Lord Labs yelling at his marksdwarves for missing, and ordering another volley as he loaded his own. 

"ITS A TRAP!!!" shouted MadMonkey24 over the noise and confusion.  Lord Dullard heard it faintly, and looked up in time only to see more marksdwarves coming from the barracks and the main corridor of the fort.  Lord Dullard immediately ordered his troops back to the main entrance to the courtyard, where Urist and MadMonkey24 stood.

As they pushed their way through the crowd Urist rushed forward at the marksdwarfs and cut one down immediately.  She turned around and chopped at another dwarf, leaving him wounded and fleeing in terror, a trail
of blood behind him.  His squadmates followed him. 



Only one marksdwarf stood between Urist and the exit now, Lord Bowbeard himself.

"Traitor!" she shouted.

Bowbeard said nothing, as he was trembling in terror at the sight of his queen charging through his squad like butter.  He simply fired a shot wildly, and Urist easily dodged it and continued her charge towards him.  When she got close she threw her axe down and leapt onto Bowbeard chest, knocking him to the ground.  She wailed at his face with bare fists, then gouged out his eyes with her fingers.  Mercifully, she ended his life right there, by tearing his throat out and watching him suffocate while tossing about blind and gushing blood.


(Urist's Kills)


Lord Dullard pulled her from her trance.  There were more marksdwarves and axedwarves pouring out of the barracks into the far end of the courtyard.  "My queen, we must make haste!!!" shouted lord Dullard.

The queen and her guards turned and crossed the bridge.  Lord Labs and his squad continued to fire bolts at them, but never managed to hit anything but shields and dirt.  The bridge raised as they left, and it was clear now that the fortress was totally lost. 


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Queen Urist was heading out of the temple towards the fortress proper to beat Hamdinger's murderer to death and impose Uristian law on these unruly dwarves.  As she was walking out of the temple gates she could hear a great clamor in the fortress.  Lord Dullard was standing guard at the temple entrance. 

"Its been going on ever since the hammerer was murdered.  It seems to be developing into a full scale riot, your majesty" he reported.

"Yes?  And what are you doing about it?" demanded the Queen, enraged by the breakdown of order.

Lord Dullard pointed to the fortress heights in the distance.  "We've poisitoned Lord Labs with our few remaining marksdwarves on the high ground overlooking the courtyard."

Queen Urist sat silent for a moment.  "And?" she said at last.

"Uhhh....well, your majesty, we really dont have any more troops to spare.  The leadership of the rebellion comes mostly from our own military.  Our ranks are vastly depleted.  I dont have accurate counts, my queen, but they outnumber us somewhere between 3 and 5 to 1."

"Yes but theyre dying at an incredible rate," the Queen reminded.  "Now lets keep it that way.  We need to get out there and shove some weight around.  Get your squad ready, rally them here.  I will return in a moment."

"Yes, milady," said Lord Dullard.  With that, the Queen turned and headed back into the temple depths.  She made her way to an axe, and then stopped by the altar of the temple, to pray to Armok.

"Oh great master of life and death...I head now to an uncertain fate.  I leave myself in your almighty hands.  May the blood that is spilled today please you, my lord, whosever blood it is." 

With her grim acceptance of death, Urist heaved the mighty axe back up and walked back to the temple entrace, and her fate.

757
Look for a dwarf with the most friends and come up with a reason to kill her or him.

The House of Erib was definitely home to that dwarf.  And most of the Eribs are dead or drowning.  The Eribite Heir even took a beating from Urist.  TWICE.  Somehow he lived though....    :'(


But yeah....I have a plan for ALL of these heathens.....muhoohahahahahahaahaha!!!!!!

758
Man its getting FUN at Blockedlance!  To all who think the games too easy (me included) just sacrifice half the population.  So many tantrums, so much berserkerkrang.  Plus the flood in the peasant quarters has dropped my FPS to negative numbers.

I havent even gotten through spring yet....two more weeks to go.  In the two and a half months of spring I have 'lost' about 50 dwarves.  Thats just one season.

759
Oh yeah and Zulaf, I dont have any more Armok worshippers.  Are you okay with a dead dwarf infidel?

Or you can get dibs on the next Hammerer (if hes a worshipper of the right God)

760
Chapter #9 - A House Divided


MURDER!!!



The stealthy resistance movement has struck again.  A very brave suicide beater tackled the Hammerer in the dining hall.  Our mighty hammerer was beset from behind, a knife in his back before he knew what hit him.  He swung around with his mighty hammer, but the nimble dwarf avoided him.  The crazy got in a few good hooks to the Hammerers face before bringing the hammerer down with a sweep.  While lying on the floor, the berserk dwarf grabbed the hammer from Hamdinger's hands and brought the block of steel hard down on his face.  It made a nice crunch/squish kinda sound.

Queen Urist was aghast at the horrors.  She ordered all worshippers of Ber Steelearthen inside the temple.  She would protect her flock from the unwashed mob.  They would be safe inside the temple, where Urist had stored enough food to last for years, and where farms and wells would soon be set up to keep the Elect independent.  Urist allowed a few heathens in, those that she deemed had important legendary skills.  She would use them for now, and throw them away later.

Before she herself entered the temple and sealed the steel doors however, she had to go beat the shit out of that guy for killing the Hammerer of Armok!!!

761
A couple marksdwarves had been locked up in the temple starving room for suspiscion of rebellious thoughts.  The terror of watching his babies die and rot in front of him made the father snap.



http://mkv25.net/dfma/movie-1349-babykill


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762
VANDALS!!!



Slobbering filthy beasts these peasants are....stupid ignorant vicious animals!  They smashed up the fortresses nice things!  They even smashed up the roads in the courtyard!!!



Urist cracked her knuckles and headed off to go give some beatings.

763
That water is going to be a bit awkward to drain.
Still, we'll have towercaps in the corridors.
Towercaps mean wood, leading to axles, leading to BATSHIT ENGINEERING.

If you're looking for batshit engineering, you've come to the right place!


764
I wanted to get the rest of that dwarves killing spree on film but I kept getting interrupted by elf ambushes.  Seriously...it paused my game 12 times.  It made me want to smash.

But heres pictures of the aftermath...



And here we see the heathens, bathing in their own blood.



765
Grigrak stood, the water was still past his waist and getting higher.  He was hungry and thirsty...but did not want to drink the filthy bloody water mixed with dirt, grime, soot, and gore.  His last meal had been two days ago, when he had lucked out and stumbled upon a dead rat floating in the water.  It had only been dead for a little while, too, judging by its taste.

Grigrak waded through the halls.  The end was near.  They all knew it.  He looked into the eyes of the other trapped dwarves and could see that they had given up all hope. 

At that moment, a mad naked dwarf came splashing through the hallways with a severed head in his hands!  The dwarves shrieked in terror at the sight of the berserk dwarf, and fled in terror in all directions.  Grigrak's tiny legs barely touched the bottom of the hallway now, and he knew not how to swim.  He splashed and kicked, but the insane maniac caught up to him.....

http://mkv25.net/dfma/movie-1348-trappeddwarfgoesberserk


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