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Curses / Re: Extremely Liberal Crime Squad
« on: May 18, 2013, 01:43:00 am »I'd suggest "Abortions are fully government-subsidized." or some similar language instead.)
It'd probably be more along the line "Abortions are legal, but rarely performed since birth control of any form is fully government-subsidized.".
More C++ stuff:
C++ gun control: Not carrying a gun while in public incurs a public nudity charge.
C++ Drug law: Alcohol prohibition is reinstated (conservative politicians excepted).
C++ tax structure: Taxes are extremely degressive.
C++ privacy rights: Citizens must submit any and all personal information to the authorities, which sell it to anyone paying a small fee.
C++ death penalty: Any offender deemed not fit for the prison-industrial complex is executed.
C++ nuclear power: Nuclear-powered cars.
C++ pollution: Mandatory minimum pollution regulations are in effect
C++ labor laws: A standard work week is 25/8. Wages are optional.
C++ gay rights: Homosexuality is punished with death.
C++ corporate law: Corporations can be granted extraterritoriality.
C++ Free speech: There's a list of allowed phrases, everything else is prohibited (exception: hate rants against communism, socialism, liberalism, terrorists).
C++ flag burning: Citizens are required to shoot anyone seen burning a flag.
C++ election reform: Elections? What elections?
C++ immigration: Only disposable slaves are allowed. Otherwise, see iron curtain, just with drones.
C++ womens rights: Women are considered property.
C++ military spending: North Korea would be proud.
C++ human rights: The local community college offers torture classes.

