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General Discussion / A quote is a quote is a quote
« on: July 11, 2008, 05:59:38 pm »
I have always loved witty quotes for some reason. I tend to pick up a few, but the selection of good ones is very limited.
On the other hand, the most part seem to be quotes just because. On the other hand, there are those who are just brilliant.
I know there are dictionary-thing likes on the internetz, but I would like to have select... selection? of good quotes, just to be witty on the right moment.
Post them all! The person that said the quote ( the quoter? ) doesn't need to be added, but please do if you know him/her/it.
Here's some I think are witty:
The purpose of war is not to die for your country; it's to make the other bastard die for his. - General Patton.
Wars begin when you will, but they do not end when you please. - Niccolò Machiavelli ( I love this guy )
Better to reign in hell than serve in heav'n. - John Milton ( But I love this one more )
Luck is the residue of design. - John Milton ( quoted for truth )
Here I and sorrows sit; Here is my throne, bid kings come bow to it. - William Shakespeare ( not really a good quote, but I like how it rimes )
The souls of emperors and cobblers are cast in the same mould. . . . The same reason that makes us wrangle with a neighbour causes a war betwixt princes. - Michel de Montaigne ( once again, QFT )
No one conquers who doesn't fight. - Gabriel Biel
He who defends everything defends nothing. - Fredrick II, Holy Roman Emperor ( another QFT )
Also, proverbs. I know some especially funny ones, thanks to Medieval 2: Kingdoms
If you're lucky enough to be Irish, you're lucky enough - Irish proverb
Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbour. It makes you shoot at your landlord and it makes you miss him. - Irish proverb
Walk lightly in the spring; Mother Earth is pregnant. - Kiowa proverb
Force, no matter how concealed, begets resistance. - Lakota proverb ( QFT )
You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb ( another QFT. )
On the other hand, the most part seem to be quotes just because. On the other hand, there are those who are just brilliant.
I know there are dictionary-thing likes on the internetz, but I would like to have select... selection? of good quotes, just to be witty on the right moment.
Post them all! The person that said the quote ( the quoter? ) doesn't need to be added, but please do if you know him/her/it.
Here's some I think are witty:
The purpose of war is not to die for your country; it's to make the other bastard die for his. - General Patton.
Wars begin when you will, but they do not end when you please. - Niccolò Machiavelli ( I love this guy )
Better to reign in hell than serve in heav'n. - John Milton ( But I love this one more )
Luck is the residue of design. - John Milton ( quoted for truth )
Here I and sorrows sit; Here is my throne, bid kings come bow to it. - William Shakespeare ( not really a good quote, but I like how it rimes )
The souls of emperors and cobblers are cast in the same mould. . . . The same reason that makes us wrangle with a neighbour causes a war betwixt princes. - Michel de Montaigne ( once again, QFT )
No one conquers who doesn't fight. - Gabriel Biel
He who defends everything defends nothing. - Fredrick II, Holy Roman Emperor ( another QFT )
Also, proverbs. I know some especially funny ones, thanks to Medieval 2: Kingdoms
If you're lucky enough to be Irish, you're lucky enough - Irish proverb
Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbour. It makes you shoot at your landlord and it makes you miss him. - Irish proverb
Walk lightly in the spring; Mother Earth is pregnant. - Kiowa proverb
Force, no matter how concealed, begets resistance. - Lakota proverb ( QFT )
You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb ( another QFT. )








