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flexible vacuum cleaner dong

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General Discussion / Re: Generator spam thread
« on: May 13, 2019, 10:51:59 am »
I'm feeling particularly immature tonight, so enjoy some dick jokes, I guess.

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General Discussion / Re: Generator spam thread
« on: May 13, 2019, 05:18:44 am »
Quote from: A bored narrator reading off a kill list.
Two goblins in Channelstops
One iguana in
~~~sighs~~~
One gnoll in ~~~sighs~~~
One elf in ~~~sighs~~~
One elf in ~~~sighs~~~
One human in ~~~sighs~~~
One gnoll in ~~~sighs~~~
One goblin in ~~~sighs~~~
One human in ~~~sighs~~~
One gnoll in ~~~sighs~~~
One hobgoblin in ~~~sighs~~~
One hobgoblin in ~~~sighs~~~
One human in ~~~sighs~~~
One human in ~~~sighs~~~
One hobgoblin in ~~~sighs~~~
Two hobgoblins in ~~~sighs~~~
One human in ~~~sighs~~~
Another human in ~~~sighs~~~
One dwarf in ~~~sighs~~

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Godzilla getting pounded in the butt by Godzilla.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: May 12, 2019, 09:55:54 am »
very hot day (over 30 °C)

[gatekeeping intensifies]
[joins in gatekeeping]
[confused gatekeeping]

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Given that you're gonna be fighting everyone directly, I'm willing to bet that means hundreds of corpses strewn about the map in a couple of years.
I have 2 questions:
Is seeing corpses a major stressor for goblins? Do their personalities change from corpse exposure?

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Are you sure that post belongs in the Random thoughts thread? There's, like, an actual story there.

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I'll take a crack at it, then.

(For the purposes of this post, grain bag currency will be written as Grain.)
Spoiler: Recap (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Denomination (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Stocks (click to show/hide)


12 Soap + 5 Gold
= (12/3) Grain + 5*(5 Grain)  [1/3 Grain = 1 Soap, 5 Grain = 1 Gold]
= 4 Grain + 25 Grain
= 29 Grain equivalent.

Costs of things you can buy are:
1 Potato Bag = 1 Grain
1 *Fruit Bag  = 2 Grain
1 Grain Bag   = 1 Grain

As for what to buy, I'm somewhat clueless.

EDIT: Corrected 5*5 to 25.

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I ate those food

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General Discussion / Re: Generator spam thread
« on: May 11, 2019, 12:52:28 pm »
Took extracts from my gamelog.txt.
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General Discussion / Re: Generator spam thread
« on: May 11, 2019, 07:37:28 am »
Fed the generator Kendrick Lamar and Tame Impala lyrics, was not disappointed.

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General Discussion / Re: Generator spam thread
« on: May 10, 2019, 10:47:28 pm »
Spoiler: TURBO SHITTER (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Yet more raws. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: These read like raws. (click to show/hide)

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General Discussion / Re: Generator spam thread
« on: May 10, 2019, 10:21:46 am »
Spoiler: What. (click to show/hide)

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: May 10, 2019, 09:03:07 am »
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10 is congruent to 5 (modulo 5) - 5 (modulo -5)

10 (modulo -5)

10 - -5 -5

10 + -5 7 - 5 7 - 5 7 + -5 7

7 - 7 - 7 5 - 7 5 + 7 5 7 - 5

7 + 1 -

7 + -

7 + 6 - 6 -

7 + -1 -6 6 + -6 6 +

6 + 6 + 8 2 + 8 2 + 8 -

6 + 1 +

6 + 6 0 + 7 0 + 7

8 + 2 +

8 + 6 -4 -4

8 + 8 + 6 - - 4 +

8 + 8 + 6 + +8 6

9 + -6 - 4 + 9 + - 6 + 6 + 8 -2

9 + -8 - - 3 + 9 + - 8 - - 6 +

9 + 9+ 7 + 6 9+ 7 + 9 +2

9 + 2 - -3 -

9 + 9 + 8 + - + - -3

10 + -8 3 + 10 + - -

10 + -8 3 + +8 3 + - - -2

4 - 7 - 7 2 -

10 + 7 2 - 8

12 + 2 - -

12 + - 4 - 6 - 10 + 6 - 10 + 8 -

4 - 9 3 + 7 -6

4 + 9 3 + 8 + 7 + 2 5 +

5 + - -


5 + 8 2 + -2 7 -

10 - 5 12 + -8 2 + 8 2 + 8 2 6 + 8 +

22 + 5 -5 7 -

10 - - 5 0 + -5 +7 ~ + 7 + 8 4

12 - 10

10 + 2 7 - -

11 + -7 1


3 - 8 0 + + 8 0 + 2 2 - 11 - 6


7 - 7 4 -6 3 -

6 + 4 -

6 + 8 1 + 6 + 4 + 8 1 6 + -

6 + 8 4 + -5 6 -

6 + - 6 + - -10

help a drunk man stole my calculator

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: May 10, 2019, 08:10:51 am »
Inspired by my attempts to prove something, and utterly failing at it, I gave the generator a prompt.
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Squaring the left-hand side has left me in some deep shit. I have lost my shit when I'm facing the left-hand side. I have almost lost my shit when I'm facing the left-hand side alone. I have lost my shit when I'm alone and am looking in this mirror, face to face, right to left, and so on. It's almost like I can smell the drugs in the air all the time…

I will never forget that fateful day. I don't want to see anyone see me. I just remember the pain in my head and what I felt inside. That pain became such an important part of who I was, a part of my soul, and has given me all the courage I feel.

When I was born in the United Kingdom, the doctors told me that I would never be able to get past the physical side. I never even noticed at the time. After birth, the doctors told me that I would be severely disabled in terms of my organs and I would not be able to eat. No food. I was totally blind and deaf

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Fuck it, just square both sides. See the middle one? Don't move it.

A-ha-ha! You like this?

See how that works. Yeah. I've made it. Now go ask them how they like this.

-Oh yeah, okay. I know! And one other thing. I will use this thing to make your dick grow.

OK - yes. But it's going to be too large for you.

Oh, and what makes you think there's a difference between my penis and some girl's pussy?

You've got to be joking. I'll grow even larger than your big cock is now. But wait, there is one other small point.

-I'm sure. You've got a tiny dick.

I don't understand, but I have a large dick.

That's fine. I'm sorry, but it makes me feel like I'm an extra. That reminds me, there's something else I have to ask you.

I have a very important client this weekend that needs to see me naked. His name is Robert Schafer. This means you can come over and see him naked if you like, but in no way.

OK.


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(Q) Does anyone on the Internet actually like math?
(A)
This is the big one. Not math. Science. And if you are a math nut, you'll love The Art of the Math Answer, which will teach you everything you need to know to be a great web programmer.
(Also, I'm glad I didn't get my heart beaten into a flutter by a question about an art form that has no basis in the science.)

 >:( Let's ask this asshole a follow-up question.
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(Q) You offend me. First you come into my house, now you're gonna tell me that math has no basis in science!?
(A)
You say you believe in logic, and even if I have a problem I have to see why I can't find all math problems because maths doesn't work, but what about you?
(Q) How do you know that I cannot find a mathematical problem without a calculator (or perhaps I could see it by my calculator)? And how could you do that?
(A) You believe that math and science are incompatible, or that they're incompatible because they have different goals and use different methods. In reality, both of those are correct.
Now it's important to note that when you say that someone can't find a mathematical problem without a calculator, it does not mean that one will never find a problem. In fact, just because someone can't find a problem without a calculator does not mean that they can never find one

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