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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Darn Saltwater Backwash!
« on: April 01, 2008, 01:19:00 am »Welll, turns out that the entire river is salty 
Darn ocean is washing back into the river, just like real life, rendering it undrinkable I think. Alas, the only methoid I thought i knew of, pumping water counts as purification, turns out to be false, so now my cistern of salty water pumped from the salty river laughs as the dwarves have to pick between starving or dehydration.
Thank goodness for elves!
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Master Crownmaker
« on: February 27, 2008, 08:03:00 pm »In adventure mode, I found out why. The goblet is the civilization symbol, and bones are the group symbol.
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Blood flowing with water
« on: March 30, 2008, 09:25:00 pm »DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Most obscure legendary?
« on: March 15, 2008, 11:57:00 am »Experience the power of, (Duhn duhn duhn) THREAD NECROMANCY!
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: EuReThRa I have found it! FiSh FaRmIn, WaR cArP!!! tAm
« on: March 30, 2008, 09:24:00 pm »DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: My (boringish) discovery of a wonderful thing: cage trap
« on: March 30, 2008, 07:57:00 pm »DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Don't you hate it when... (Spoilers)
« on: March 30, 2008, 09:30:00 pm »DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: wonderful fort video
« on: February 21, 2008, 12:19:00 am »Know why I think we shouldn't pour cement down their holes?
BECAUSE ANTS SCARE THE BEJEBUS OUT OF ME!
I have been to several places in the world, know what I saw? Huge masses of ants. I've even encountered crazy mutant ants that jump and chase humans. I've seen complex road systems from ants, I've watched a colony kill a 50 year old tree IN SIX MONTHS!
Now think, what happens when you start showing the ants other tools? Here ants, see this? This is how you practice large-scale genocide on a pest.
Next thing you know, some super-mutant ant survives the insectocide and gets it into it's ant-head to do the same to us, and then we are screwed. THEY ARE EVERYWHERE MAN! You cannot escape the ants!
Our only advantage over them is our large size, but to compete, each human has to kill 1000 ants a day!
And they are so damn small, they are sure to slip by you and get you when you sleep...
So you see, if you teach an ant colony genocide, you DAMN WELL BETTER KILL THEM ALL SO NONE LEARN THE LESSON!
*Looks over his shoulder*
Oh my gosh, I think an ant is watching me... OH NO, IT'S COMING FOR ME! RUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Levers
« on: March 25, 2008, 11:37:00 am »DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What are your opinions on elven traders
« on: February 19, 2008, 05:38:00 pm »My Steel Piccalo that I got when the dwarven caravan lost it's goods in the riots of '53 was decorated with bone. I thought all my steel instruments were good. Now I will have to wait for another caravan to get the wood I desperately need to turn into charcoal so I can make my Dungeon Master a Legendary Armor Maker.
Stupid Elves. I wish there was a filter you could apply to filter out Animal-product used and bloody stuff. They are lucky my army was all standing down or I'd have just seized the wood. I think it's time to restructure the trade depot to handle those ear-pickers.
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What are your opinions on elven traders
« on: February 19, 2008, 01:18:00 am »DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Discuss my town layout
« on: March 25, 2008, 11:40:00 am »Unfortunately only the first two Z levels are fully granite, since I didn't have enough granite dug out yet to turn it into a real "Granite Fortress of Visionaries"
(Edit: Just Reread it, you have a big problem...
This-
A small town with lots of rooms which can be used for workshops,
Followed by this-
on higher floors the higher class society will have their offices, special bedrooms and the likes.
= Annoyed upper class.
[ March 25, 2008: Message edited by: Kogan Loloklam ]
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: I found religion!
« on: March 24, 2008, 07:32:00 pm »quote:
Originally posted by Muffles:
<STRONG>Depravity and Children?
He's also known as the Pale Noseless One, and dwells in the Plane of Neverland.</STRONG>
And with his magical green paper, makes problems disappear!