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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« on: June 23, 2019, 06:30:14 pm »
Think about how poor Turkey's are so primitive, not even capable of flight... And eat some eggs.
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+1+1Tell him we are just practicing for when we get back to the material plane, and we have no wish or desire to fight him.+1
Also tell the minion to avoid contact with Mathias unless he tries to attack us.
P.S stop the minion immediately
We need to think about sounding more... koboldy. I suggest replacing all hard "th"s at the starts of words with "d"s. Hence:If he starts talking like this I'll start imagining our kobold friend talking like Joey Wheeler from yugioh!
"I want de real Tributescar. Dat's a bloody fake and you know it!"
"What is dis place?"
"So dere is really no getting back to de land of de living?"
How 'bout it?
+1 ...Then wonder if what you said makes sense to big tall and armored, and why you told him so freely.+1I say just answer honestly: "Tributescar"+1 it honestly just seems like where this story is supposed to go.
We all cheered, for sure.+1!
So, thanks to the wonders of water pressure and some poor planning on my part while digging out a drowning chamber, I accidentally completely flooded the entire library and the hallway leading to the bedrooms, as well as partially flooding the tavern/temple. Fortunately none of my dwarves were in the library at the time (bunch of illiterate bastards...), but every single visiting scholar drowned.Either that or anytime a human says something is adorable, they look at each other and take a step back! XD
After draining off all the water, I decided to rename the library something more appropriate. What had been The Vault of Letters would become Drownedvault.
Which, funnily enough, in the dwarven language is Addorubbul. I guess accidentally turning your library into a death chamber could be considered cute by dwarven standards.