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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Add a word to the text
« on: May 17, 2020, 06:20:10 pm »
BEHOLD! The cheese will be magically extracted secretly via RATATOUILLE! Also three corpses float grotesquely in ovens filled with bloody severed heads. Why. Severed heads. And now hands. Why. When I crave cheese, hands, milk, and romance, I eat sandwiches filled with hands because kittens don't hallucinate the way chickens eat feathers. Suddenly something appeared! Fear formed quickly gaining intensity and causing panic, but rattlesnakes aren't scared. Realizing this, the warblers flew away to Oz. Then cheese sizzled painfully, its surface is bubbling. The dwarf had forgotten magma is not alive, he said "Why is magma moving now? Am I Urist?" Then suddenly he reached into his Bag and removed a small, green kitten and stared into the left clock face, shocked he still couldn't hear Disco music. A kitten exploded creating mist of vaporized gore. Why? Well, ninjas attacked, creating portals leading here. Then they summoned a tiny cheeserat that crawled from the freezers to the oven, so it can cook spaghetti. Now everything is glowing, because Godzilla wanted extra cheese on his pineapples. Pineapples are monocots. Botanists are bubbling seeds of DOOM! They can't fathom botany and Mothra. Soon portals open, dribbling liquids unspeakable! It mayhap have been a clobbering time! Here clobberings learn 'em. A somewhat stupid remipod forgot its own question sooner than it forgot to annihilate the American Plutocracy and create Communism. This cannot fail an apple eater's hunger to create more baked beans. Jesus eats Judas, while God listens to rap music, and ignores Facebook propaganda about prolapsed kneecaps, then eats ass and contemplates life's tragedies. Verily, Urist decides that Armok has screws bolted into babies who HATE being alive and want Armok to annihilate Life. Brainwashed apostates MUST do yoga, otherwise everything explodes. Sayeth Ninja seven, greatest ninja who ever snorted. Shinji, practitioner of annihilation and yapping. Werescorpions baste chickens with bogeyman assistants; soon, all alligators will punch in early for work, attaining money for dental wrestling. Allied jugs containing diarrhea congregate amidst coagulated shards of glass, which cut their supply lines. Incompetent and much unprepared for battle, the eggplants improvise a massive bong in France on May of tenebrous joy, it consumes
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: May 17, 2020, 06:17:48 pm »
Granted! You eat it and discover that you actually don't like lemons. How unfortunate.
I wish to obtain a nuclear wight's bane.
I wish to obtain a nuclear wight's bane.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Weaponize it.
« on: May 17, 2020, 06:16:28 pm »
Break the whole ping pong ball into halves. Shove one half up opponent's left nostril; shove another half up opponent's right nostril. Proceed to beat opponent senseless with remaining half.
A workout program that scolds the viewer.
A workout program that scolds the viewer.
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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: May 17, 2020, 06:14:11 pm »
An amorphous misty thing with no clearly defined form, which is now attacking Urist!
WWUD while being attacked?
WWUD while being attacked?
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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: May 15, 2020, 07:37:26 pm »
Set out to find the chocolate factory.
WWKD after being interrupted during his journey?
WWKD after being interrupted during his journey?
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Extreme Minimalism
« on: May 15, 2020, 06:48:55 pm »
Spill some salt and see what infernal abominations can be conjured up.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Weaponize it.
« on: May 15, 2020, 06:44:58 pm »
Insert book into opponent's head in place of opponent's brain. Opponent has now died from massive cerebral trauma.
The concept of society.
The concept of society.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Add a word to the text
« on: May 15, 2020, 06:43:06 pm »
BEHOLD! The cheese will be magically extracted secretly via RATATOUILLE! Also three corpses float grotesquely in ovens filled with bloody severed heads. Why. Severed heads. And now hands. Why. When I crave cheese, hands, milk, and romance, I eat sandwiches filled with hands because kittens don't hallucinate the way chickens eat feathers. Suddenly something appeared! Fear formed quickly gaining intensity and causing panic, but rattlesnakes aren't scared. Realizing this, the warblers flew away to Oz. Then cheese sizzled painfully, its surface is bubbling. The dwarf had forgotten magma is not alive, he said "Why is magma moving now? Am I Urist?" Then suddenly he reached into his Bag and removed a small, green kitten and stared into the left clock face, shocked he still couldn't hear Disco music. A kitten exploded creating mist of vaporized gore. Why? Well, ninjas attacked, creating portals leading here. Then they summoned a tiny cheeserat that crawled from the freezers to the oven, so it can cook spaghetti. Now everything is glowing, because Godzilla wanted extra cheese on his pineapples. Pineapples are monocots. Botanists are bubbling seeds of DOOM! They can't fathom botany and Mothra. Soon portals open, dribbling liquids unspeakable! It mayhap have been a clobbering time! Here clobberings learn 'em. A somewhat stupid remipod forgot its own question sooner than it forgot to annihilate the American Plutocracy and create Communism. This cannot fail an apple eater's hunger to create more baked beans. Jesus eats Judas, while God listens to rap music, and ignores Facebook propaganda about prolapsed kneecaps, then eats ass and contemplates life's tragedies. Verily, Urist decides that Armok has screws bolted into babies who HATE being alive and want Armok to annihilate Life. Brainwashed apostates MUST do yoga, otherwise everything explodes. Sayeth Ninja seven, greatest ninja who ever snorted. Shinji, practitioner of annihilation and yapping. Werescorpions baste chickens with bogeyman assistants; soon, all alligators will punch in early for work, attaining money for dental wrestling. Allied jugs containing diarrhea congregate amidst coagulated shards of glass, which cut their supply lines. Incompetent and much unprepared for battle, the eggplants improvise a massive bong in France on May of tenebrous
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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: May 15, 2020, 06:42:28 pm »
Mention his successful theft.
WWKD now?
WWKD now?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: May 15, 2020, 06:40:39 pm »
Granted! However, your death is so unpleasant that you go stark raving mad.
I wish for a quoted bong orange.
I wish for a quoted bong orange.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Add a word to the text
« on: May 13, 2020, 11:27:59 am »
BEHOLD! The cheese will be magically extracted secretly via RATATOUILLE! Also three corpses float grotesquely in ovens filled with bloody severed heads. Why. Severed heads. And now hands. Why. When I crave cheese, hands, milk, and romance, I eat sandwiches filled with hands because kittens don't hallucinate the way chickens eat feathers. Suddenly something appeared! Fear formed quickly gaining intensity and causing panic, but rattlesnakes aren't scared. Realizing this, the warblers flew away to Oz. Then cheese sizzled painfully, its surface is bubbling. The dwarf had forgotten magma is not alive, he said "Why is magma moving now? Am I Urist?" Then suddenly he reached into his Bag and removed a small, green kitten and stared into the left clock face, shocked he still couldn't hear Disco music. A kitten exploded creating mist of vaporized gore. Why? Well, ninjas attacked, creating portals leading here. Then they summoned a tiny cheeserat that crawled from the freezers to the oven, so it can cook spaghetti. Now everything is glowing, because Godzilla wanted extra cheese on his pineapples. Pineapples are monocots. Botanists are bubbling seeds of DOOM! They can't fathom botany and Mothra. Soon portals open, dribbling liquids unspeakable! It mayhap have been a clobbering time! Here clobberings learn 'em. A somewhat stupid remipod forgot its own question sooner than it forgot to annihilate the American Plutocracy and create Communism. This cannot fail an apple eater's hunger to create more baked beans. Jesus eats Judas, while God listens to rap music, and ignores Facebook propaganda about prolapsed kneecaps, then eats ass and contemplates life's tragedies. Verily, Urist decides that Armok has screws bolted into babies who HATE being alive and want Armok to annihilate Life. Brainwashed apostates MUST do yoga, otherwise everything explodes. Sayeth Ninja seven, greatest ninja who ever snorted. Shinji, practitioner of annihilation and yapping. Werescorpions baste chickens with bogeyman assistants; soon, all alligators will punch in early for work, attaining money for dental wrestling. Allied jugs containing diarrhea congregate amidst coagulated shards of glass, which cut their supply lines. Incompetent and much unprepared for battle, the eggplants improvise
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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: May 13, 2020, 11:27:37 am »
Throw a tantrum and, since Urist is Urist McMiner, spectacularly impale his own eye with his ☼steel pick☼.
What would Urist McMiner do after impaling his eye?
What would Urist McMiner do after impaling his eye?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Weaponize it.
« on: May 13, 2020, 11:25:57 am »
Combine it with another atom of hydrogen and an atom of oxygen. Now use the resulting H2O to torture opponent.
The Fn key on a U.S. computer keyboard from a Windows laptop.
The Fn key on a U.S. computer keyboard from a Windows laptop.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: May 13, 2020, 11:23:09 am »
Granted! They are all the seal of the Freemasons, though.
I wish to find a blob.
I wish to find a blob.