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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Third Lords of Creation
« on: May 18, 2009, 08:36:26 pm »
*AP*

Velik Broj let the power surge through him. He released from his body a wasp. His hive connection so perfect that he could actually command the pieces away from his body. The wasp flew to the material plane, and gathered others of it's kind. The swarm flew into the Unhallow during a sacrifice, and took the form of an Elf. The Nezumi knew that it was Velik Broj instinctively, and offered the choicest bits of the humans -eyes and heart - which he accepted.

Their new head priest Kelrku, a thin and withered blackfur, asked him of his appearance.

"I am here to tell you that the Deep Elves will be here soon. There will be a fight between me and a great warrior of the woods."

"How in the Hungry Void could he possibly win?"

"He can't."

"Then why bother fighting, my lord?"

"There will be new epoch of civilization. This will be a key event in my plot."

"You're going to make him a martyr?"

"Yes."

Kelkru knew better than to tell anyone. That would only result in disaster. If The Thousand were angry, hell would follow.

"I will tell no one."

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Life Advice / Re: Life and Times of Bay 12 members
« on: May 18, 2009, 07:05:25 pm »
I'm safe. If anyone tries to attack me, they'll have like 400 rednecks with sawed-offs coming at them.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: My Brute
« on: May 18, 2009, 04:31:56 pm »
I don't need weapons. My speed lets me steal them before my opponent can use them.

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Life Advice / Re: Life and Times of Bay 12 members
« on: May 18, 2009, 02:28:38 pm »
There are thousands of frog caves. And regard Sniper Joe's name. He doesn't have to be near you to kill you.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Build a city!
« on: May 18, 2009, 01:56:24 am »
Sounds great. It'd be cool if we could somehow tie this in with my Lords of Creation, since it's not out of place.

I'd rather go with general fantasy than DF, BTW.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Third Lords of Creation, OOC
« on: May 18, 2009, 12:47:39 am »
I'm trying to make the deep elves hardcore, since elves are generally regarded as nature-loving hippies, I'm making them animistic berserkers.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Third Lords of Creation
« on: May 18, 2009, 12:27:03 am »
Nas had been waiting for this day for years. Velik Broj had told the tribe elders to bring them their greatest warrior. He dug his clawed hand into another elf warrior's throat, tearing it out.

He scratched his left forearm, drawing blood. His armed was scarred with many small marks, each representing a kill.

He was tall for an elf, slightly taller than any of the humans he had killed the previous day. His hair was dark brown, matted, and pulled into dreadlocks. The ends of his fingers had been cut off and replaced with the claws of a forest bear. He had two fangs from a dire wolf he had raised, but was forced to kill after it went feral.

The crowd roared at his victory.

"He was not worthy. He shall be food for the Nezumi."

An elf-woman watching the match replied:

"A disrespectful end for him."

He pretended not to hear her words, after all, she was next in line.

"A fitting end for him."

Just then, a thought occurred to him-I wonder if the humans are capable of producing a worthy foe.

He cut himself off.

A sacrilege thought. The elves shall be masters of all.

He proceeded to duel the woman, a feral glow in their eyes. She struck, tearing a gash in his side. He rolled with it to avoid the full force of the blow. Without hesitation, he grabbed her arms, she was off balance from her strike. He twisted around, held himself behind her, and plunged his wolf-fangs into her jugular. She continued to fight in a blind fury until she bled out, but Nas was agile enough to avoid her.

"Find her children. Both their parents are dead. They shall be left in the wilderness to die."

Create Organization: Druids(0/5 AP remaining)((If it's alright with everyone, we've done this with paladins before.))

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Creative Projects / Re: 4 hour game
« on: May 17, 2009, 11:29:49 pm »
Game Maker. It's what I've been working with, and I've even won a state programming competition with it.

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General Discussion / Re: Why not?
« on: May 17, 2009, 10:32:14 pm »
Toonyman, you're much like me. I'm homeschooled, was the top of my class the one year I went to High School, and everyone else was retarded.

Of course, you actually care about people. But to what degree? I have made peace with the fact that it doesn't matter what happens to them. To be happy, do not worry about others. Focus on introspection and improving yourself. Be the absolute best, and don't give a shit what other people are doing, unless it benefits you. (note: PRETEND to give a shit. You don't need enemies.)

I may sound like a callous jerk, but it's natural. Follow this recipe, you'll be strong, and produce strong offspring. Strong offspring help the species.

Give a shit by not giving a shit.'

EDIT: Be careful, don't pull a 'Big Oil Company'. You must not do anything that's bad for humankind in the long run.

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Life Advice / Re: Life and Times of Bay 12 members
« on: May 17, 2009, 10:25:24 pm »
Can you be my arch-nemesis?

Mainly philosophical and moral. Politics sometimes comes into play.

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Life Advice / Re: Life and Times of Bay 12 members
« on: May 17, 2009, 07:52:28 pm »
Psyco Jelly
15 year old male
Huntsville, AL
6'1"
210 pounds

School:
Junior-College level courses, homeschooled

Activities:
Debate, Programming, Writing, DnD (The last two are connected, my adventures make great stories.)

Work:
Graphic designer, Tax accountant

Religion:
Nature-Oriented Polytheistic Pagan, Tolerant of all religions

Political Stance:
Socialist

Dreams:
Biologist or maybe programmer. (Genetic engineer if possible)

Strife is my antithesis. I don't care about any country, just the people in them. (Thus not 'Patriot')
and dislike the idea of militarization. Of course we both hate organized religion.

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General Discussion / Re: Zombie preparedness
« on: May 17, 2009, 07:38:35 pm »
One idea is to set fire to zombies, since that's sure to kill them.

But until they die you have flaming zombies to deal with.

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General Discussion / Re: Books that annoy you.
« on: May 17, 2009, 06:02:22 pm »
Anything on Alabama's school reading list. It's all about racism.

People around here think they are still hated, but all the racism is against Caucasians.
My ancestors' crimes are not my own. I shall not be damned by your perceived oppression.

Does anyone else have the same problem?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Third Lords of Creation, OOC
« on: May 16, 2009, 01:49:33 am »
If it's divinely morphic, then it wouldn't require any AP.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Third Lords of Creation
« on: May 11, 2009, 09:22:10 pm »
Velik Broj had an idea, one that most would consider fell and terrible. Though he told no one his plot, it's nature reverberated across existence, and Velik Broj gave it form. Vicious creatures of all shapes and sizes came forth from the deep forests. Sharp fangs, claws, and horns sprouted from them. Their appetite grew, and they hunted. The smallest fed on insects and smaller animals, while the largest ate the other predators. It formed a cycle, predators eating predators.

Create Populace(Predatory Beasts) 3/5 AP Remaining

Velik Broj, to the Deep Elves
"My Elves, learn from these beasts, capture them. Prove your mastery over nature, your right! Too long had you ancestors suffered in the mind-dulling peace of the Aether! Improve yourself, prove yourself! You shall be the masters of this world! Bring me you greatest Warrior!

Teach Populous(Bestial Ways): 2/5 AP Remaining

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