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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 29, 2019, 09:32:49 am »
Go berserk.
WWUD if attacked by a berserk dwarf?
WWUD if attacked by a berserk dwarf?
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DF Suggestions / Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« on: September 29, 2019, 09:32:27 am »
Add the opposite of pants.
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DF Suggestions / Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« on: September 28, 2019, 02:22:29 pm »
Add pizza but your dwarves can't make it and if a human diplomat orders pizza from your civ the humans will declare war on your civ permanently due to lack of pizza.
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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 28, 2019, 08:57:44 am »
Kill everyone who tripped over him.
WWUD if he is now surrounded by the dead dwarves he killed and he is still in the puddle of vomit?
WWUD if he is now surrounded by the dead dwarves he killed and he is still in the puddle of vomit?
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DF Suggestions / Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« on: September 27, 2019, 12:01:15 pm »Pants.What would the opposite of plants even be?Add the opposite of plants.FTFY
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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 26, 2019, 10:13:53 pm »
Make Planepacked but all the materials are cheese.
WWUD if someone ate Cheesepacked?
WWUD if someone ate Cheesepacked?
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DF Suggestions / Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« on: September 26, 2019, 10:08:38 pm »
Add the opposite of pants.
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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 25, 2019, 11:20:46 pm »
Kill them and become a pirate anyways.
WWUD if mermaids?
WWUD if mermaids?
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DF Suggestions / Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« on: September 25, 2019, 03:13:34 pm »
Dwarves are now a hive-mind. All dwarves in a civ have the same skills, personality, thoughts, etc.
If one goes insane, they all go insane.
If one goes insane, they all go insane.
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DF Suggestions / Re: [i]Not[/i] Terrible Suggestions Thread
« on: September 25, 2019, 11:30:21 am »There is only one type of antman in the game.would fire and men and black ant men be considered different species?
Intent, mate the difference is if you actually want the suggestions in the game or if you think they are terrible
Animalmen have a chance of banding together and rebelling against the civ they are in, taking it over. Now there would be a chance of your civ being run by owlmen/antmen. Killing a member of the species of which nobles are is punishable the same as if dwarves were killed. A dwarven civ with an ant man as the monarch would not be allowed to kill antmen and antmen outside the civ would not kill dwarves from the civ because antmen rule them. (Antmen is used to denote that it is by species, armadillomen will still attack members of a lizardman ruled civ)
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DF Suggestions / Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« on: September 25, 2019, 11:28:50 am »
Add explosive diarrhea as a syndrome effect. It causes dwarves to occasionally generate massive amounts of miasma and magma mist. If it's above 100 strength it causes the dwarf to explode when it ends.
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DF Suggestions / Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« on: September 24, 2019, 08:41:06 am »Each night, dwarves turn into goblins and goblins turn to dwarves. They switch back in the daytime50% of elves turn into trees at night.
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DF Suggestions / Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« on: September 23, 2019, 06:38:16 pm »Dying from forcefully administered beer (AKA what you get in a tavern).Alchohol spirits? What would happen for a ghost to be bound to alcohol?Booze should have to ferment. You should have to make a non-alcoholic intermediate product (variable depending on the sugar or starch source) and store it in a fixed location for a year or more before it becomes a drinkable alcoholic beverage. (with quality rating dependent on how long it was stored before being opened or moved).
Moreover, such alcohols could be distillated (this process would require fuel) to procude spirits, which would be stronger.
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DF Suggestions / Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« on: September 21, 2019, 03:18:03 pm »
Give elves beards.
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DF Suggestions / Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« on: September 20, 2019, 11:37:47 am »FTFYI still haven't figured out what "PTW" stands for honestly.Post To Whales
