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That mass prod was much received, people better start posting.

That's all for tonight, going to bed."You bastard!"  Dakarian smashes some teeth into his face with a paw-shaped fist.

"Please let me go please let me go please please please it wasn't me!!"  He begs as blood starts to run down his nose.

"WHERE."  Dakarian punches him again.

"IS."  And again.

"RYSITH"

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"Who the hell are you people and why was I told to come here?  You could all suck lemons for all I cared!"

Dakarian squinted at this man, he didn't feel right at all.  He was about to say something back to this rude man when the front door opened yet again.  SirBayer and ToonyMan spun around in surprise, which was surprising!

Two figures walked out, again.  Dakarian laughed to himself, not like anyone cared though.

"What's this?  More freaks?!"  The rude man laughed to himself, he turned around for approval from the passenger who was too busy fiddling with his motorbike to notice.

"Who are you?"  One of the unknown figures yells across the front lot/yard whatever.

"Who am I?  Who am I?!  I'm W--"  The man from behind interrupts "WUBA!" he yells so everyone can hear.  The masked passenger starts laughing to himself, Dakarian wonders how these two could ever get along.

"YOU MORON."  'Wuba' strides over to the motorbike and knocks his helmet upside the head.  He flails his arms and falls over comically.

"I'm Pandarsenic!"  He says, dusting himself off.  Pandarsenic goes deadpan, "And this is Web-a-dict."

Webadict isn't laughing.

The older of the two unknown figures left is eager to join in, "My name is Solifuge and I just finished eating a DELICIOUS sandwich while everyone was talking!"  The other is less youthful, even though he looks younger.  Dakarian laughs to himself again, Rysith gives a funny look.

"Name's Jokerman-EXE, now why don't we all go inside and sort through everything that's happening here?"

There's a murmur of agreement, it is getting pretty dark out now, how many of us are here?  Dakarian counted eight, and the funny part is everybody is in groups of twos.  Dakarian laughed to himself one more time before heading on in to the "party" with Rysith.  This was going to be a good night, he could sense it.

Except that Wuba guy, he was up to something, hmmm.

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While the outside of the cabin looked old, abandoned, and rotted.  The inside looked quite beautiful, Dakarian wouldn't mine owning this place however that thought should be the least of his worries, no matter the temptation.  He decided to stick with Rysith because Rysith is usually always in a serious mood and this place just felt serious.

Everybody huddled into the living room/lounge whatever.  There was an unlit fireplace full of wood, two large couches, a recliner, a highly flammable rug next to said fireplace, and a few paintings hung about.

"Aww, no pool tables."  Dakarian said barely audibly.  He was sure Rysith picked it up though, he had excellent hearing, besides being next to him.

As people got settled a bit, there was a few whispers of talking.  It felt like we were all waiting for something to happen to be honest.  It was making Dakarian impatient, but what can you do?  He couldn't talk to the only person he knew because he has been acting mute his whole damn life.  Dakarian decided to just stare at the clock ticking on the wall.

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Twenty-eight minutes and thirty-two seconds later there was a sound at the front door.  Everyone looked at each other for a moment before Dakarian decided to screw all this awkward silence and check the front door.  Who he saw at the front door was a different matter altogether.

In front of him was a lady in a winter jacket and a rich green scarf.  Dakarian didn't care what car she drove to get here, instead he went with manners.

"Hello there Ma'am, are you here because a certain letter sent you here?"  Dakarian loved being proper just to mess with people that always saw him as playful.

"Yes I am, my name is Vector and I want to know what exactly is going on here."  She sounded authoritative Dakarian noticed.

"Please come on in, I'm Dakarian and there's a bunch of us asking the same question inside!"  Vector eyed him suspiciously.

"Alright."  She wiped her feet and came in, giving a shiver/brrr whatever.

Dakarian looked outside for the first time since opening the door, there was a light snow outside...Dakarian laughed to himself, "Haha, oh boy, I can guess what's going to happen next."

Right before closing the door he heard footsteps from the side of the house.  Curious, Dakarian peeked out.

A scrawny man shivering in the cold was walking up to the front door, when he noticed Dakarian he averted his eyes.  It was like just his eye sight could kill.

"Who are you?"  Asked Dakarian.  He could just barely make out an answer with his cat ears.

"RedWarrrrior."  He shivered mid-sentence.

"Why did you come from the side?  We're you over there for some reason?"  Stern Dakarian was stern.  RedWarrior ignored him and strolled past him without effort, Dakarian wasn't going to block this poor little guy.

"That makes ten!"  Dakarian thought to himself as he closed the front door, he was pretty sure there would be more, oh yes.

So far, I haven't received a perk.

Pumping out poems eh?

NOOOOOO!

ToonyMan, ToonyMan,
Does whatever a penguin can
Has a head, oversized,
Kills you sanity with his lies.
Look Out!
Here comes the ToonyMan.

Is he wierd?
Listen dude,
He's crazier than a fey mood.
Will he kill you today?
He's got an evil death ray.
Hey, there
There goes the ToonyMan.

In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Like a bullet from a gun
He'll kill you just for fun.

ToonyMan, ToonyMan
Abominable ToonyMan
Wealth and fame
He's ingnored
Ranomness is his reward.

To him, life is a great +Iron Sword+
Whenever you are really bored.
You'll find the ToonyMan.

by
Psyco Jelly

Defenestration is Webadict's favorite word.

You sound like the voice in my head reading text.

:|

I was talking about IRL.

:I

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Vector, if you used more obscure words I would know a lot more words.

I'm sure Lelouch would.

She mind controlled him, it doesn't really matter what her intentions were that's totally not cool.