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Other Games / Re: Stalker Series

« on: August 22, 2010, 04:09:21 pm »

Bought the game pack, can't play the damn games until I get home internet though.

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General Discussion / Re: MSPA: Andrew is Fking Screwing With Us Man**

« on: August 22, 2010, 04:06:19 pm »

What did I miss gu--HOLY JEGUS

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General Discussion / Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.

« on: August 22, 2010, 04:00:32 pm »

Dammit Aqizzar, I would join every mafia game you join.

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Play With Your Buddies / Re: OBJECTION! Let's Play Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

« on: August 22, 2010, 03:42:21 pm »

Thanks for the positive feedback people, I wasn't expecting anybody to read this.

Quote from: Jim Groovester on August 22, 2010, 05:16:55 am

You could make do with less pictures. You don't need a frame for every bit of text; you could get away with just transcribing, or copy-pasting from a game text dump and save making pictures for interesting frames or particularly important moments.

Yes, I'll do this. It'll make me life easier as well.

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Mafia / Re: BYOR 4 - Day 1: Interesting Predicament...

« on: August 22, 2010, 03:38:51 pm »

I don't want to be lynched I want to be night-killed. Otherwise there's no point because it has to be scum that kill me. Not some majority vote.

15 people so 3 scum right? Zai and Lonewolf right now seems pretty nice for now.

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General Discussion / Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.

« on: August 22, 2010, 03:10:43 am »

Look what power has done to you Aqizzar! YOU'RE DRUNK AND CORRUPT, NOOOOO

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Play With Your Buddies / Re: Let's Play Fire Emblem 4: Genealogy of the Holy War!

« on: August 22, 2010, 03:03:15 am »

Wow so everybody dies and a time skip happens...

YOU DASTARD

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Play With Your Buddies / Re: OBJECTION! Let's Play Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

« on: August 22, 2010, 02:38:41 am »

Spoiler: Case 1 Part 2 (click to show/hide)

Bullshit. I found you out and you just fast talked yourself out of that one. This is going to be more difficult than I remember. Oh, if you were wondering the five exclamation points in the top right corner are my life, if I present something wrong or answer a question wrong I'll usually lose one exclamation point. Later on in the game there's points where I could INSTANTLY LOSE.
Mia is telling me to present contradicting evidence wright away and man can not go against boobs. Let's do this.

Hell yes! We got this bastard with a pretty HUGE mistake. How could you screw up a time so badly I ask? BECAUSE HE'S A LIAR. LIAR LIAR LIAR.

First case witnesses crack easy, this guy will be quick.

This is just pathetic. HELLO, POWER OUTAGE. NO EL POWER.

Hahaha, this is why you play Ace Attorney games. The freak outs are absolutely hilarious. I swear this guy could start foaming at the mouth any minute now!

First rule of lying, NEVER admit something you said was either incorrect or odd.

I'm on good terms with the judge right now, I always remembered him as an useless spoony bard!

He's desperate. That makes no sense, WE JUST WENT OVER THERE IS NO POWER. (we won't be pointing that out though)

Listen to the background music that started up.
HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY I GOT YOU NOW. WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!

Plot Hole: If Payne submitted the thing as a statue mistakenly how did he figure out it was a clock? Was he screwing with the thing while court was in session? (bending all the parts screwing)
Plot hole aside this guy is already dead and buried. His posture has also completely changed from nervous suspicious guy to angry shirt grabbing guy.

Why is this even an option? Like bosom says my defendant is ALWAYS innocent. ALWAYS.

Logically there is no evidence that Mr. Sawit knew the victim so he must of went into the apartment. Also, remember we saw the intro, heh. Kinda cheap but blame the game for being easy on us, it's just a big hustler.

Truely awesome Mr. Wright. We got this guy freakin' nailed. I don't think he's speechless because he can't think of lies, I think he's speechless because Wright is making him piss his pants in liquid fear.

If only accusing peoples faces was evidence to send them to prison. I would have sent a bazillion people to prison by now, like my wife.

Best facial expression ever.

Sawit is suffering from Anakin Skywalker syndrome.

What, why the hell would you check the batteries or ask a neighbor? Feels like the developers just wanted to make sure the player was actually reading the game. Yes I can say reading the game.

Oh please ash tray head, Phoenix and I are thinking the same thing. You're like that lady from Kill Bill except in real life (not being able to fucking dig herself out of a grave).

Okay fine sometimes Phoenix is infected with plot-induced stupidity.

Good thing Mr. Sawit isn't a flaming douche bag that's insane.

Boobs! I mean Breasts! I mean Jim Carrey joke!

I don't have the balls to say, "No". I'm pretty sure you get a game over anyway.

OH SNAP. Wright just put the pun back in punny.

Shit Wright, you know it's illegal to mind raep witnesses! You could scare the jury that way!

Dude, it's called TURNABOUT COURT. You seriously don't expect the suspect to be guilty or the witness to be innocent right?

GUILTY!

Awwww.

Yeah that's freakin' confetti, apparently the court holds a party whenever someone's verdict is not guilty (even though that still means someone goes to jail). Hurray the court system!

Wow, bad burglary is bad.

IF: That court case lasted 4 hours and 32 minutes.
Sound realistic? Answer no. (it did take me over a bunch of hours to make this though)

Aw man, don't flatten me I could burst into flames![/i]

Oh my god Larry could I ever see such a more happy person in my life ever I swear.

He was going to say stoner but bit his tongue. Blood everywhere.

In the Ace Attorney-Verse I highly doubt someone called Harry Butz would be anything interesting, at all.

I'll give him credit though, Larry must be insanely good at art to have the skill at making this clock thing.

When I first saw this I thought Larry would be getting good, saying "Yo Nick" and being intelligent, but then he just broke down into emotional Larry again. Emotionally stupid Larry. I wish he acted cooler.

...Why would a fully grown man say "Ex-Squeeze me"? GAH DAMMIT LARRY, THAT'S NOT...he's like Hank from Venture Bros, what the hell man.

From now one that Larry sprite will be called Cool Larry. Anytime I see Cool Larry I know he's going to be cool about it. As you can see he's being cool.

I'm pretty sure the fact she held onto your statue (which got her killed) is proof enough she cared enough to die for you (jerk).

Plot Hole: Larry was at the court session sitting in the defendant's chair/bench (it's behind where Phoenix stands). How come he doesn't recognize the statue from the case?

We're almost done with this case! Huzzah! (it's also the shortest one)

Anvil, hitting head. It's the good kind.

Where the butt fails I succeed.

...Well shit. I did all that crap for nothing. It's so great being a lawyer with friends!

Out of context this sounds politically incorrect.

And that's Case 1! I hoped you all didn't fall asleep on the ride here. I'm pretty sure I did. If I entertained you good if I didn't I am sorry this is my first time LPing something really seriously and I need to keep mysef motivated if I want to progess in the game. This is one of the shortest cases in the game. I am going to have to post future cases in actual parts (not breaking the character limit parts) or I might go insane. I spent over a day on this and let's see if it paid off well!

Next case is called Turnabout Sisters by-the-way, see you next time!

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Play With Your Buddies / OBJECTION! Let's Play Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

« on: August 22, 2010, 02:38:25 am »

(Author's Note: Cropping images is too hard, sorry. I hope it doesn't annoy you too much.)

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney was a surprise hit for Capcom in what they thought would be a little blip on the western map, I mean it's some obscure GBA game that was ported to the DS what did they expect? Probably not what they got, the game sold way too well, for some reason I don't know[contraction needed] the game sold like bug spray to teenage girls and the game quickly had to get extra exports so everyone can enjoy spending $30 (I bought mine for like $12, it was quite cool). The next two games didn't sell as well, but we'll get there when we get there (heh). I don't recall there ever been someone doing a LP of this besides those silent playthroughs that I could never sit through because I mean YOU SHOULD BE PLAYING.

What exactly is Ace Attorney?
They are a series of adventure games for the ~~GBA~~ DS and Wiiware now (why would you buy a hand-held game for your TV?) that tell the story of Phoenix Wright (mostly) and his cases as a defense attorney.

Why should you care?
I don't know why should you care I'm just trying to entertain you and myself in the progress and will fail miserable yes sir.

This game is text heavy, in fact the whole game IS text. The main appeal are the zany characters and the plot, which baring a view idiotic moments (a lot) never fails to impress me. The localization of this game is amazing and I thank whoever did that, because even though a lot of whatever Japanese jokes are lost in translation we gain so much more just because the translators cared...mostly, we'll get to that in a bit.

In a second bold attempt, I tell you not to spoil anything if you played/watched/WHATEVER the game before, that totally ruins the fun for everyone else and I will hate you for a little bit but then we'll make up. If you must spoil use the spoil code thing, thank you.

If all goes according to plan, not likely but if it does then we should be seeing the first three Phoenix games (holy shit that's a lot but it sounds crazy fun), that Apollo game (hehehe), and maybe even the spin-off Edgeworth game...which I haven't even finished on my actual DS (case 3 here).

But like everything, we must start at the beginning, the first Ace Attorney. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney.

Spoiler: Case 1 Part 1 (click to show/hide)

(I've cropped and edited all of the images for your enjoyment, please thank me for this or I might go insane)

As you'll realize with the series progressing the first three games were GBA games so everything on the bottom screen was created for the port, quite nice really. Nothing to do here but hit New Game, unless you're one of those weirdos that waits for some bonus video to show up after 5 minutes, not happening here (I've tried).

This game looks like it sucks so far doesn't it? Some bland old law game like those bad episodes of Law is Boring. Nothing else to see here but an interesting fact.
IF: Apparently the games original title was called Turnabout Court in Japan so that's why all the cases have turnabout in their name (SPOILERS).

*Fade to black*
Now I know why this game got a T rating, right off the bat we've got murder, blood, dammit, and who the murderer is RIGHT IN FRONT OF US. I'll give it a break though because this is the first case and like all good games we're going to get a tutorial...sigh. Note the fabulously purple suit the murderer is wearing plus the fact his family must have forgotton he isn't an ash tray.

Oh boy, time stamps. I love time stamps because game developers love to SCREW CONTINUITY THIS WAY. ~~June~~ July ~~June~~ July. These are going to be everywhere, I never paid attention to them but I sure as hell will now (not).

(Don't bother talking to the guards, they're background textures) We're about to find out, but this is Phoenix Wright's first case, he has every wright to be nervous and this gives the game perfect opportunity to guide us with our mentor, Mia. She's....not one of the characters I like very much, I don't know what about but she just doesn't have the wright stuff. She is the herald of the game and as we'll learn to find out that's not a very good thing. Also boobs yes I know this seems to go around a lot but you know every female lawyer has to show her bust to bust those cases wide open.

I'm glad you made it too, but I am super scared you just said the saying I said a few minutes ago. That's creepy but completely impossible to prove on the internet. My murder case awaits!

I feel like Mia is getting highly seductive with me but that's probably just the medicine working. It also looks like my first defendant is an old buddy of mine, that must mean he is completely normal and his last name has nothing to do with ASS.

Maybe I was wrong about this guy, I mean last names are something you can't choose, it looks like he got me my current job and everything...HOW WE WILL LEARN LATER PROBABLY. I honestly don't remember how Mr. Ass got Wright his job.

Crap. That sounds like someone I know...

...

I can't tell you how much this encourages me to win the case for my friend. My client is a stone wall.

Larry Butz, another character I'm iffy about. Mostly because HE'S ANNOYING. Still, there is far far worse clients we will take for cases...much worse. Good to see Larry has that positive attitude.

After some useless chit-chat we get some major info, the victim was Larry's girlfriend! That's some big news and probably explains why Larry was at the apartment in the first place (the intro shows him in the murderer's flashback).

DUN DUN DUN. Yep, Larry Ass was framed by the murderer and we gotta fix that right up. My monologue senses are tingling!

Err...why would a future lawyer becomes friends with a loser I will never know until later. I guess you don't know what people will end up like, until you see their childhood flashbacks.

That's because he kept shitting himself.

Bowel Movement.

NOTE: After you finish reading this note I won't take a picture of everything, just what matters to the plot. This is for two reasons, it allows you to see the game while not getting overloaded in fluff and it's less work for me hehehe.
Here's the meat of the game, the court cases! Hell yeah you say. This is where all the shit goes down with the OBJECTIONS! and TAKES THAT! and other stuff you hear as memes but never actually played the game about, excpet for the people who did play the game in that case remember the no spoiling rules unless you can spoil your text somehow.

You will learn to loathe the judge, he's kind of an idiot. Goes with the whole court system really, guilty until proven innocent and all that. Meet Winston Payne, I character I enjoy for no reason other than because he gets horribly ripped apart every case, he does a really cool head tap as well and don't even get me started with him in the third game, his pun is wince-in-pain if you haven't noticed. Wright is typically stuttering. I have to say for being originally a GBA game they must have pushed the hardware to the limit.

Incomng tutorial.

(holy unedited images Batman!)
Prepare to see the nervous sprite for Wright a lot. This also marks the first time I get to make a choice. I don't think this question is too difficult. Oh, right I forgot to mention Phoenix Wright's outragiously cool hair, it's totally rad. If only more exaggerated.

Oh right I forgot you were here breasts, what are you saying I can't hear you over your chest. I already know what the victim's name is but no one cares about the player character, maybe I can just choose it anyway and not get some Paper Mario: TTYD Doopliss all over in here.

Phoenix you smooth hotdog with hard skin, that makes as much sense as mustache on peanut butter. Answer, none.

I'M ALMOST DONE WITH THE TUTORIAL ahem
The court records start off okay and get more and more convulted as time goes by until the third game where they meet a climax of horrible, Apollo Justice fixes most problems and the newest spin-off seems to have perfected whatever, it's hard to think now. Anyway the victim is Stoned Cindy.

(Stoned Cindy hit a blunt, why is this so easy?) I saw the intro video Mr. Judge I know how this happened...WHY IS THE COURT TREATING THIS LIKE A ORAL QUIZ? "Correct", that's the third time he's said that like what is this what. They could atleast blend the tutorial in a little more without full on immersion dispersion going on here!

I see no flaw with this logic, since the statue was found near the body (is it covered in blood? or would the murderer have the sense to at least clean it or I DONT KNOW, THROW IT SOMEPLACE FAR AWAY. The statue must therefore be the murder weapon (I'm pretty sure it is). How confusing on my part.

Crap, Larry takes the stand first, time to do witness testomony.

I was about to say that, Phoenix can be like that sometimes. You will soon learn though that Phoenix Wright is probably the most hated man in existence, his luck is horrid and I never hear someone compliment him.

Maybe she forgot you existed, that happened to me once. Keep her away from magnets.

How the hell does Payne figure that? I didn't know we had relationship police. (Google doesn't give any info on this) On another note Larry has sharp ass teeth.

They're called foreigners or in this case (as we'll find out) EUROPEANS.

The game has to explain what sugar daddies are because apparently Larry's never heard that phrase before, how old is he again? Also no, we will never see any sugar daddies or the boyfriend the victim brought home THE DAY BEFORE. YEAH, MAYBE SHE REALLY IS THAT UNLIKEABLE.

Hell no we're not letting Larry talk, he's already shown himself to be an idiot.

...She-dog?

What the fuck Larry. STOP TALKING STOP FUCKING TALKING

I hate you Larry, I hate you so much. I can't even comment on this.

Hmmm, maybe I didn't think that through very carefully, butz I thought the truth set you free!

I know you can't hear but Winston Payne sounds like he's dead. If dead people could yell 'OBJECTION!'.

Some of the puns are paynefully paynefully obvious so I'll leave that up for you to figure out if you must.

Witness testimonies are the main gameplay element of the game, if you even count it as gameplay. Testimonies first involves listening to what someone has to say and then picking it apart and using LOGIC to find a contradiction. There is always a contradiction in Wright's book.

From a glance this testimony looks airtight, but that's not even close to what we'll see when we dive in. Like why Mr. Sawit didn't have a CELL PHONE. This game was made in 2001 for the GBA, I think at least most business type men would carry a cell phone, oh well. Right now it's airtight and we'll fix that. Phoenix has doubts right now, but Mia will bust him out of it.

This power outage will become very very important later on, but not right now.

Cross examination is two things, you 'Press' passages in the testimony to get more info from the culprit and you 'Present' evidence to a certain passage that would cause a contradiction in the testimony. This is the game, THEE GAME. Let's start by pressing things that look vague.