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Tuesday, June 29, 2010
1:18 AM - Toony: earlier today
1:18 AM - Toony: I was Carvin Kendul
1:18 AM - Toony: and I awoke on my bed/couch
1:18 AM - [DFC] Jackrabbit: This is odd.
1:18 AM - [DFC] Jackrabbit: Yes.
1:19 AM - Toony: there was 20 light ammo rounds on a wardrobe near me
1:19 AM - Toony: and on a table nearby was 6 bandages
1:19 AM - Toony: thats when the skeleton attacked me
1:20 AM - Toony: I threw high velcitoy bullets at him until he fell over with the sound effect RIP
1:20 AM - Toony: he was dead again
1:20 AM - Toony: I ripped apart my wardrobe and table with my bear hands for the wood
1:21 AM - Toony: each piece of furnitace gave me one plank of wood somehow
1:21 AM - Toony: but Calvin Jendul does not give up that easily
1:22 AM - Toony: I walked through my first window and saw outside
1:22 AM - Toony: it was chaos
1:22 AM - Toony: there was cars
1:22 AM - Toony: everywhere
1:22 AM - Toony: on fire
1:22 AM - Toony: and a zombie
1:22 AM - Toony: and a lady
1:23 AM - Toony: the lady was a zombie too
1:23 AM - Toony: I was low on ammo
1:23 AM - Toony: 10 shells or so
1:23 AM - Toony: (although shells I dont think are ammo)
1:23 AM - Toony: pushing the car ontop of them would have cost too much STR
1:23 AM - Toony: or was it STA
1:24 AM - Toony: maybe both
1:24 AM - Toony: but since their speed was 0.5 and mine was 1.0 I was able to walk away from them as fast as I could
1:24 AM - Toony: this involved climbing over cars
1:24 AM - Toony: because there was no street
1:24 AM - Toony: only cars
1:25 AM - Toony: I was Calvin Lendul and I do not give up easily
1:25 AM - Toony: on fire
1:25 AM - Toony: I found two bags of grocies after my run in with zombie and lady that was zombie were gone
1:25 AM - Toony: because I had outrun them
1:26 AM - Toony: I would need to eat the grocies for FOO
1:26 AM - Toony: I looked at my wacth
1:26 AM - Toony: my food was running empty
1:26 AM - Toony: I ate one grocery
1:27 AM - Toony: I ran into a nearby bulding for shelter
1:27 AM - Toony: to breathe of course
1:27 AM - Toony: inside I found two cops
1:27 AM - Toony: one of them was named Buddy because there is always a cop named Buddy
1:27 AM - Toony: he had a shot gun
1:27 AM - Toony: the other was eating blue pills
1:28 AM - Toony: he told me they let him stay up longer
1:28 AM - Toony: I looked at my watch
1:28 AM - Toony: I was running low on SLE
1:28 AM - Toony: I asked him if I could have his (9) blue pills if I gave him (1) of my plank of wood
1:28 AM - Toony: he accepted
1:28 AM - Toony: or rather
1:28 AM - Toony: I accepted because he asked for that trade offer
1:29 AM - Toony: because people are weird
1:29 AM - Toony: two pills would be fine for now I thought
1:29 AM - Toony: thats when zmobie came through the door behind me
1:29 AM - Toony: it was the zombie and lady that wsa a zombie from before!
1:30 AM - Toony: the cop with the shotgun fired a round into the first to come through, I was well out of the way
1:30 AM - Toony: I told the cop that she was only 15!
1:30 AM - Toony: but then he got confused
1:30 AM - Toony: zmboies have alot of HP for some reason
1:31 AM - Toony: but their slow so we managed, uh he managed to kill them
1:31 AM - Toony: I stayed for two or so hours and left feeling empty inside
1:31 AM - Toony: it was midday now
1:31 AM - Toony: I could tell because thats the only time you can see the sun in the cirt
1:31 AM - Toony: ahem city
1:31 AM - Toony: Ahem City was a bad place
1:32 AM - Toony: the streets were cars!
1:32 AM - Toony: on fire
1:32 AM - Toony: I got a message that Ive entered a new district in the city
1:32 AM - Toony: business district
1:32 AM - Toony: thats bad
1:32 AM - Toony: Chev Corp have their hands in this place
1:32 AM - Toony: they are worse than zombies
1:33 AM - Toony: because they can shoot guns
1:33 AM - Toony: and guns hurt people
1:33 AM - Toony: atleast their buildings were easy to see
1:33 AM - Toony: they were black and heavily barricaded
1:33 AM - Toony: with some graffitit sprayed on them
1:33 AM - Toony: "PRAY TO GOD"
1:34 AM - Toony: I went in a building nearby
1:34 AM - Toony: there was a skeleton in there
1:34 AM - Toony: I wonder what they were thinking when they stand there for no reason
1:34 AM - Toony: but no time to think
1:34 AM - Toony: skeleton infront of me
1:34 AM - Toony: I spent 2 more shots killing it
1:35 AM - Toony: Im down to 6 ammo
1:35 AM - Toony: and 6 blue pills
1:35 AM - Toony: and I might as well say 6 grocerys for some symbolic purpose
1:35 AM - Toony: but I only had 1
1:35 AM - Toony: so 661 is the number you call to get to 666
1:35 AM - Toony: ok
1:35 AM - Toony: because Im sure the devil is busy
1:36 AM - Toony: so many prank calllers
1:36 AM - Toony: call 661
1:36 AM - Toony: save the devil some time
1:36 AM - Toony: where was I
1:36 AM - Toony: the sun was setting through the window
1:37 AM - Toony: I needed some gun
1:37 AM - Toony: and food would be nice
1:37 AM - Toony: I popped 2 more pills
1:37 AM - Toony: Louis wouldnt have been impressed
1:37 AM - Toony: maybe a gun shop would work
1:37 AM - Toony: but no, think about it
1:37 AM - Toony: the gun shop would be the first empty place
1:37 AM - Toony: I need to find a dead body
1:38 AM - Toony: that isnt moving
1:38 AM - Toony: flaming cars dont move luckly
1:38 AM - Toony: I managed to find a pistol off the ground with a grocery bag nearby
1:38 AM - Toony: 22 hours into the 0 day
1:38 AM - Toony: it was almost midnight
1:39 AM - Toony: more zombies come during midnight
1:39 AM - Toony: I grabbed the good and ran into a building
1:39 AM - Toony: it was empty
1:39 AM - Toony: there was a chair and a table
1:39 AM - Toony: and a
1:39 AM - Toony: well noose victim heh
1:40 AM - Toony: nothing on him except a pack of smokes, no lights
1:40 AM - Toony: I smashed the furnitace for baracading
1:40 AM - Toony: there was one window and door so I did those up goood
1:40 AM - Toony: no couch though
1:40 AM - Toony: when I go to sleep there's this music that plays in my ears
1:41 AM - Toony: because Im Calvin Hendul
1:41 AM - Toony: and I didnt need to look that up
1:41 AM - Toony: (I lie_
1:41 AM - Toony: )
1:41 AM - Toony: 6 hours into day 1
1:42 AM - Toony: I was eaton by zombies
1:50 AM - [DFC] Jackrabbit: Oh man that sounds like it sucked.
1:50 AM - Toony: it did
1:50 AM - [DFC] Jackrabbit: Well, I have to leave you. I hope you won't be eaten by zombies tomorrow.
1:51 AM - Toony: ok cya