ROLAND RIGOLO was a natural something or another. Wearing a 'Han Shot First' t-shirt it was obvious that this kid was a STARWARS fan, although he was confused why he was monologue himself, which wasn't much confusing because he talked to himself a lot and hated SPINNING so god damn much. A poster of ROBIN WILLIAMS was on his wall and owned a WALUIGI doll on his bed, which he will tell no one of. A copy of MASTEROFORIONII was on midasTitan's HANDMADE COMPUTER, which was full of ANIME. He lived in the desert...
At the strike of midnight MT started a small talk with himself that was cut short by god damn spinning.
About an hour later a chum began to blink on his chum list...
-- midasTitan [MT] began pestering backwoodSleeper [BS] at 01:11 --
MT: yo I heard you just got online
BS: Oh, hey. Just got back from a hike.
MT: you nature loving dude
MT: i live in a god damn desert
BS: Must suck going outside. What does your... uhh
BS: I'm still not sure how your buddy is related to you
BS: Run it by me again?
MT: hes my nephew
MT: he came from the future because my parents died
MT: he wont tell me how
MT: for fear of "doing something stupid"
BS: Ah, right.
BS: Wait, no, not right
BS: From the future? The heck man?
MT: i dont even bother
BS: How did you even buy that?
BS: Well whatever
BS: What did you do today? I'm too tired to go on about my own.
MT: what did i do today?
MT: the closet public place is 50 miles away!!
BS: Hike it. That is a short three hour walk
MT: hahaha
BS: With only the desert winds to disturb you
MT: i dont know man
MT: i hear things
BS: Hear things?
BS: Other than your flabby legs?
MT: hah NO
MT: like creatures and stuff
MT: maybe even one of those sand worms
MT: they gonna eat you in one bite
BS: The only worms you got are those noodly limbs of yours. No predators are gonna make the effort to take you down.
BS: And animals are chill
BS: don't worry 'bout them
MT: im sure ill remember that when im being eaten by SAND WOMS
BS: Be sure to remember that while the unicorns are raiding your fridge
BS: And a Yeti is messing up your bed
MT: im serious bro
MT: what creature you know goes gaaaa
BS: And a vampire is using your computer
BS: I'm still not done here
BS: Also, a goat
BS: Or perhaps...
BS: A goat with FANGS!
BS: Totally a monster
MT: ill make sure to send you one of their toothes for you bday
MT: they have like 500
BS: Don't mess with me and get me a shark tooth. But do, they sound nifty
MT: i never saw a shark before
BS: Another thing they have in common with your sand worms.
MT: oh you wish you could hear the comback i had but youre not good enough
MT: thats how low you are mr hippie
BS: Even if you had a comeback, which I don't think you are generious enough to give, it'll just float on by without any effect
BS: Too chill for that man
MT: your chillness is a facade, you
MT: i dont know1
BS: Toooooooo chilllllllllllll
MT: how are you suppose to start fires natureboy
BS: Eh, whatever
-- backwoodSleeper [BS] ceased pestering midasTitan [MT] at 01:23 --
-- midasTitan [MT] began pestering midasTitan [MT] at 01:23 --
MT: hes just jealous
-- midasTitan [MT] ceased pestering midasTitan [MT] at 01:23 --
Thinking to himself, spinning in his chair. Roland hoped his Nephew wouldn't ask for his help in ANYTHING.