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Bah

Or is it a bah?

HEHEHEEH

Also, I'm probably going to switch my avatar if I find something not taken.

No.

Win the world.

Jokerman - Scum
Ottofar - Town
Mr.Person - Scum
Webadict - Scum if Mr.Person is Town

Don't make assumptions that are longer than the actual fact.

Yes.

That sounds more likely, but the part about her turning white makes it slightly unclear.

Light from the flaming Prospit above her?

I'm taking the SAT tomorrow, bright and early!  So I'm just going to go in and win.
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I can disprove cynical-ism I will tell a story, in one paragraph.

   Today was a different day than normal, because ToonyMan here was going to do the morning announcements, a privilege of the NHS.  ToonyMan was not nervous, but he was shaking a little because of stupid unmanly muscles.  He went to the main office and when the 7:35 bell rang he waited three seconds before pressing []10 on the nearby phone and saying, "GOOD MORNING [schoolname]..." and went from there.  When he finished off with a "THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY" he made a mistake, an awful mistake.  ToonyMan forgot some important announcements in the folder he read from!  In the most obviously-lying-to-make-himself-seem-cooler fashion he grabbed the additional news and punched in that 10 again before adlipping something along the lines of, "I forgot to read these" because honesty is the most sincere thing to do.  And read ToonyMan did, not mispronounce one word and confident in all areas ToonyMan knew he would be accepted into announcement duty because of his valiant effort.  Other students would have broke down, Toon did not.  As he traveled back to first period and you reading through all this horrible Bount filler we will get to the point of all this.  Starting from when I walked back into class the whole homeroom class gave a round of applause in the most sincere way.  This went on through the day, it was really quite nice actually.  I just love how people recognize me and see me as a person...
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THAT'S WHEN THINGS GOT INTERESTING

THIS IS ALL MAN ZONE NO NONMEN ALLOWED STARTING



HERE


SERIOUSLY GET OUT IF YOU'RE NOT A MAN









AND DON'T LIE


I WILL FIND YOU









OK







   This second paragraph is full of raw men, not roman noodle crap either.  BIG MAN MAET
ahem

  With the school class ending ToonyMan needed to get back home without dying so he had to make sure he was prepared for the man trip back home, he drew a map for such an occasion (6 period English),
Man this adventure is going to be awesome and inspiring like manly men do.  I just ate a half dozen chocolate something so LET'S GO

First of course is getting out of the building, which is not so tough compared to other things..the main hazards are that white tiles are lava, so we gotta make those 5 or 6 (Idon'tremeber) freakin tile jumps onto the black ones.  WHICH IS NEAR IMPOSSIBLE AT STANDSTILL.

The good thing though is since this is a first-person narration I should be able to do this with ease...

...

SHIT IT BURNS AHH AHH HOT HOT FIRE FIRE

Well, I'm just going to say I live here because I should be dead anyway.  That stupid film Volcano with Agent whatever in it made me think being near lava is OK as long as you don't touch it.

So I'm taking my feet back and calling it even with the white tiles.
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The next problem is lockers...they have this thing in our school where you need to lock your hands to the walls whenever you are traveling the halls...and my trips is going through a god damn locker mine field.
If you haven't heard lockers kill your knuckles when you run at high speed against them, this is actually going to be tougher than I thought...

Bloody knuckles or no bloody knuckles they don't taste like ketchup, heh.  We didn't even run into any dinosau---so the door we have at the gate is the last thing to go through, but it's the hardest easy wise which make no sense but we are moving moving rock the boat yeah.  The gate at the entrance or exit for this case is like Prussian Resolute, expect with spinning.  Lots and lots of spinning.  So much spinning.

When you enter the door you're meet by six circles, you and five classmates go onto on circle hold on message from NewMars...NewMars says Bro is cool, that's cool because I'll put him into this story RIGHT NOW.

...five other classmates go into the circle with you, then you spin and spin and spin and then you stop.  Five of you get off, hopefully safe and sound while the sixth gets a nasty surprise.  Needless to say school attends drops (at least for a time).

Since I'm by myself I'll be doing this thing by myself (yeah you can do that person that is still reading this, I'll call you PTISRT, or PIRST), I'll go into thirdperson narration for this.
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ToonyMan stepped onto the circle closest to the center(personal preference) and closed his eyes because that adds drama.  The circles begin to spin and spin and spin before stopping...Toony opened his eyes and looked down...the red X was under him.  "BULL MONKEYS" ToonyMan cried before being forced to step off and let someone else on...but there was no one around anyway so Toony did it again and got through that time.
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Yeah, why would you think a school would KILL students for NO REASON?  They just get pushed back for shits and giggles, some principal I have (the fictional one, not my actual one because he's cool..and scary).

ToonyMan opened the exit/entrance to his school and looked up into the sky and said, "WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING"

and he posted his post.

I am down with that.