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Messages - ToonyMan

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Oh man, I found this old picture on my computer, dated August 19, 2008.

Two of my friends came over and we rocked that shit.  That map was awesome.  It was a HUGE pit that would take at least 10 seconds to hit the bottom if you jumped from the top.

This was also Build 20.  So it was really old.  The current version is 23 I believe.

EDIT:
I found another.

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You know how you play Cortex Command?

Four players.
Game pads.
All on the same team.
One base.
Survive.

Funniest shit ever.

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I've owned the game forever.

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This makes me happy.  Yeah, I know, another Cortex Command post, but that mod is awesome.  Disable the default activities, uncomment the They Hunger activities, fight for your life.


Setting up a pillbox and shooting everything you have as they try to claw their way in is intense, man.

Do you have a full copy of Cortex Command as well?

I may have to try that mod.

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I have, successfully, given up on understanding this game.

mi brane r brokd.

Let's make this simple.

I won!  Yah!!

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So if scum don't have a nightkill, how can they win if it gets down to one scum? Even if circumstances put them so they get everyone else possible lynched and play superbly, theres still a stalemate at the end.

Don't bother with such technicalities.

If this were real then the Cybrid could probably single-handily kill everyone the first day.  Being a super robot and all.

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I have to take a math exam for our state.

It will take all of tomorrow.  I wonder what will happen.

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*fist bumps Dakarian*

Sorry Rebel friends, I think I got a lot of you killed.

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Mafia / Re: The Attendance Ranking Board, Quarter 1, 2010 (final week)
« on: March 24, 2010, 09:33:10 pm »
Just because you people love throwing each other out the window so much, I thought it might be nice to inform you that today's Word of the Day over at Dictionary.com is defenestrate.

Oh wow that's amazing.  Hehehe.

Don't make me defenestrate you!

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: March 24, 2010, 08:52:49 pm »
Dr. Breen died.

:[

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: March 24, 2010, 08:05:06 pm »
I slept for more than 12 hour today, AND I WAS STILL TIRED.

That's because YOU SLEPT FOR 12 HOURS.

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I used to do that a lot.  I love nailing some dude in the head with a head.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: March 24, 2010, 08:01:23 pm »
I'm probably sleep deprived.

As for dreams, mine tend to go along the lines of a huge ass stories.  Like a progression from beginning to end.  I'm usually not involved, just watching.

Sometimes I get to see the next part, very rarely though.

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Other Games / Re: Indirect control games
« on: March 24, 2010, 07:19:05 pm »
Freedom Force?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: One Word Story
« on: March 24, 2010, 07:12:22 pm »
 The object appears before a bear pig hybrid and is moving south. Obviously waffles are on the hybrid's snout. So the object is malcontentedly meandering into Death's tongue, so Death spits it into the lake of fire and takes hold of a spatula. This audacious, audacious move would flatulently incite the snailmen marauder's anger, bringing Cheddarius into conflict with pulsating vomit of Khorne, the bear pig herder. He sees dead monkeys flying around and singing "Cocks Away!"

Now, lads, when you attack rabid bear pigs, you must kick a sensitive guy in the city "jewels", also known over Germany as 'bratwurst'. Sensitive Tophats request naked truths. When drunk they eat pieces amalgamized with hydrargyrum.

This is madness. Madness? They don't farthingly have no ramblings! However, kleptophiliacs are good targets for advertisers, but maddeningly shine. Impecunious accountants drink preposterous amounts!
 
In many particular Buttcracks puny sandworms, we find fencing accountants typing "Cocks Away!" incoherently; "Koks Asway!" Suddenly, many Finlanders arbitrate accountants' lawsuits, unfortunately every second they account for pie-filled donkeys. Now Dr. Dick Cheney, formerly renounced headhunter of apoplex'd FUCKINGBOATMURDERED, has been researching Accounting for twenty-six nanoseconds and may well account for the loss of a large vehicle known as "Gogandantess". Rapping cutebold drive me insane, and evil. On the topic of maligned giraffes, I must increase flux tachyon wave-particle accountants. Because accountants. Why? To further castrate no-one. In 1944 minutes, there will be no accountants. Gunnerkrigg Court accounts for almost all of Aqizzar's accountants' clothes.

Aqizzar's ...accountants? Glittered Twilight-ily towards Akigagak's oversized undersized arms and armour and was deflected into xdarkcodex's rump, releasing a very poisonous spider, drunkenly tumbling end under taco sauce accountants forever.

O frabjous fönsteret, don't account for nothing in this time and the lamb sauce accountants lie continually. Klaus Promethium Grizwaldo Smith VII esquire slammed into a butler named 'Genteelmanly Geoff', who exploded saucily. He said, "How now, Potatoes Tummyache?! Ramboman stinks!" incoherently.

Burgundy rum infested crabs march while General DeLarge counts his droogs a thousandfold. Accountants vomited accountants, therefore we ARE THE DOOOOOOMED ACCOUNTAAAAAAAAAANTS OF QUETZALCOATL!

However, the common sauces don't account for that fact. While tasty, it raps numerous beats, leading the crowd towards Nirvana. Quails taste delicious. They really like eating Accountants of particular deities like Zeus' cuttlefish, a beast of remarkable size, pliers flailing like many bespectacled lambs. The mighty Chupacabra sucks thirty or more straws while Aqizzar looks professional, doing little.

Wearing a tuxedo, shadows, and spaghetti, a creature leaps forth unencumbered. Conan explodes, sending chunky shit tacos flying towards a futuristic Batman who is Twittering, "Khorne, I love SPAAAAGHETTIIII!"

"SPAAGHETTI?!! How did she implode so fatuously?!" There shrieked, upstarting, and giggling as several accountants' Ubercharged lasers elevator Demoman over over under the enraged fat.

No, why would they like SPAAGHETTI? Because it tastes accountant-like. Although warp speed is "Fun" sometimes furries try to slow trekkies sexuality.

Batman prances, screaming nonesense about

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