What I always wanted to know, is why there are daggers popping out of ONLY this door in the whole prison. Was is made just to kill Giles? We may never know, I won't.
Oh, and Burly wants to give Prince a kiss,
The three trolls push Prince around alot and Bluebell uses his short stature to trip him like some type of comedy,
ALLEY OOPS
I believe this is the only fight they win in the whole movie. And only because Prince has no experience in doing anything except looking happy.
The trolls don't even throw any punches. I think I saw Blabberwort sissy slap him once.
Looks like The Troll King freed The Queen. She gives Prince a talk something I don't know.
And then Prince was a dog.
Ah, the Human/Dog swap. Don't worry folks though, now that Prince is a dog, he can't speak English which is a plus.
Dog Prince is really really cool. I think he commits suicide once. He pees everywhere too.
WHER-WHER-WHERE'S MY TAIL GONE??!!?!!
Prince Dog runs off into the prison. He can't escape though, HE'S IN A PRISON! Hah.
Makes perfect sense.
I wonder how Prince Dog is able to run so well as a Dog, like he's been sniffing his ass the whole time he was human or something.
PLEASE LET ME EAT YOU
Queen needs a back-up man encase the Trolls fail in catching the dog (they will).
Meet yet another important character. Wolf. Eat. You.
His name is Wolf, because....he's half-wolf? I don't know too much about that lethargy stuff.
He looks pretty clean for a prisoner. I mean, some other dude was covered in like scum filth yaddha whoha.
Cue chase music with Trolls and Wolf chasing Prince Dog.
Prince Dog sounds ugly, let's just call him Prince. And we'll call the other Prince Dog. I mean. DOG. We'll call the other Prince.....a Dog. There.
Now, Prince runs into the storage room thing, which is cool and all. But it's a dead end. Soooo...he finds a magic mirror thing that fell when he came in and it activates into New York city.
That's a LOOONNGGG drop from the looks of it. It's like, the exit is coming from a helicopter.
OH, that reminds me. Where are Prince's guard people? There was people moving the horse wagon, but they're no where to be found.
That's because they're The Queen's servants. Somehow they were able to infiltrate the 4th Kingdom's security and be part of it.
Or something.
PLOT COLLISION
The mirror brought Prince in front of Virginia's bike, which ahhh hit him really hard. Virginia did a front flip into the asphalt.
ASPLAHTTTTTTTTTT
Now, Wolf goes through the mirror. But....he doesn't come out anywhere near Prince or Virginia. Which is weird. Because, it was the exact same place.
Same for the Trolls, which is weiiirddd.
Bluebell: They must go through a ton of candles.
The only time The 10th Kingdom is ever said, is right now.
All thanks to Bluebell.
Oh man, that dude got TROLLED.
Queen has some stupid plan she's telling the Troll King, not important. Something to do with the incarnation. Royal who-ha.
Wait no, that's not till later. Troll King is a big stupid head though. He thinks he's smart, he probably is the smartest troll in the world, but that's about mentally handicapped for a human.
I mean, look at the children,
SMACK
Yes, the radio turns on when she hits the dude.
MAGIC BLACK BOX
17/417 minutes done.
