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I can see probably 100-200 stars during the night.

That is, on ideal days.

I think that was the largest BUMP! so far Barbar.

I'll put null effort in saying the same thing.

Although it's never been spelled "we're" in the comic so I got confused.

I'm on a topic starting buzz today so let's end that quick with a 2x combo.  At least, I think I am?

The Internet Oracle is a bunch of people asking questions to a bunch of people that answer them as The Internet Oracle.  Some of these are quite funny and I recommend you read the "Bestofs" as they are the bestofs.

Take for example this one:

> Hey Oracle who is really smart.
>
> How many vacation days does Bush get?

} Strangely enough, the more important you are, the less vital
} it is that you actually be in the office.  Let us examine the
} relationship between status and necessity...
}
} MAILBOY:  Has to be on the ball every minute of every day or
} the whole firm will shut down due to lack of mail.
} Status:  Nil.
} Necessity:  Supreme.
}
} CLERK:  Has to come in to work every day.  Without him, numbers
} are wrong, and at each level above him (and there are many) the
} errors will multiply.
} Status:  Minimal
} Necessity:  Very high
}
} SUPERVISOR:  Comes in to work every day, but can shag off early
} on a Thursday afternoon without much problem.  Is really only
} needed weekly to check CLERK's work.
} Status:  Marginal
} Necessity:  High
}
} MANAGER:  Comes in to work nearly every day, but spends most of
} the time canoodling with secretary (equiv. to STOCKBOY).  Only
} function is to be fired when a sacrificial goat is necessary,
} without disturbing the people who actually work.
} Status:  High
} Necessity:  Marginal
}
} VP:  May or may not come in to work.  Will not be missed.  Only
} function is to tell CEO what MANAGER is up to, and to be fired
} when accounting irregularities arise, but CEO is saving MANAGER's
} firing for another scandal.
} Status:  Very high
} Necessity: Minimal
}
} CEO:  Usually doesn't come in to work.  Usually out at trade shows
} or "high-level negotiations" at the golf course.  Primary function
} is to be the public face of the company, but is usually old, bald,
} fat, and unpleasant; you do the math.
} Status:  Supreme
} Necessity:  Nil
}
} PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA:  Leader of the free
} world.  Problem is, it's the (ahem) *FREE* world, which does best
} when left alone and not bothered.  Every day PRESIDENT comes in
} to the office, the free world is interfered with, so negative
} progress is made.  Experts pray for PRESIDENT to take more
} vacations.
} Status:  Awe-inspiring
} Necessity:  Negative
}
} So, the answer to your question about how many vacation days
} President Bush gets:
}     NOT ENOUGH
}
} You owe the Oracle five (5) paid days off.

The only thing that bugs me is it should me "we're" not "where".

I wasn't going to bandwagon Mr.Person.