[DFC] WorkerDrone: ...
[DFC] WorkerDrone: BRO?
[DFC] ToonyMan: BRO HEAR
[DFC] WorkerDrone: OH MAN BRO
[DFC] WorkerDrone: I THOUGHT THAT THIS TIME
[DFC] WorkerDrone: AGAIN
[DFC] WorkerDrone: IT WAS REALLY
[DFC] WorkerDrone: YOU KNOW
[DFC] WorkerDrone: BRO!
[DFC] ToonyMan: YOU KNOW BRO
[DFC] WorkerDrone: BUT IT'S NOT BRO
[DFC] WorkerDrone: IT'S BRO!
[DFC] WorkerDrone: BRO
[DFC] ToonyMan: YEAH BRO
[DFC] ToonyMan: I'm about to have dinner though.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: Eh. I just got finished with lunch.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: You Easties.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: And your time zone.
[DFC] ToonyMan: YOU WEATIES
[DFC] WorkerDrone: ...Westies?
[DFC] ToonyMan: be backs oooon
[DFC] WorkerDrone: Alright.
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[DFC] ToonyMan: D:
[DFC] WorkerDrone: Hah?
[DFC] ToonyMan: "I'll be back soon!"
[DFC] ToonyMan: NOT
[DFC] WorkerDrone: Heh.
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[DFC] ToonyMan: JOIN ME ON MY ADVENTURE?
[DFC] WorkerDrone: WHAT JOURNEY ARE YOU UNDERTAKING?
[DFC] ToonyMan: THE ONE WHERE WE hold it phone
[DFC] ToonyMan: alrighty then
[DFC] ToonyMan: WE WILL TRAVEL FAR AND DO DANGER THINGS
[DFC] WorkerDrone: WHERE MAN?
[DFC] ToonyMan: ADANGERTURE
[DFC] ToonyMan: THE MUST FEARED OFF ALL ADVENTURERS
[DFC] ToonyMan: COMRADE?
[DFC] ToonyMan: ADANGERTURE
[DFC] ToonyMan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[DFC] WorkerDrone: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
[DFC] ToonyMan: BUT FIRST
[DFC] ToonyMan: WE MUST RECUIRT OTHERS
Your chat with [DFC] WorkerDrone is now a multi-user chat.
[DFC] WorkerDrone has been invited to chat.
[DFC] Duke has been invited to chat.
[DFC] Duke entered chat.
[DFC] Duke: YO
[DFC] ToonyMan: HELLO CHAP
[DFC] ToonyMan: JOIN US ON OUR ADVENTURE
[DFC] WorkerDrone: ADVENTURE!
[DFC] ToonyMan: TO ADANGERTURE
[DFC] ToonyMan: THREE IS MIGHT TOO SMAAL
Reasonableman has been invited to chat.
Reasonableman entered chat.
[DFC] ToonyMan: HEY
[DFC] ToonyMan: YOU
Reasonableman: HELLO!
Reasonableman: ME!
[DFC] ToonyMan: YOUR THE HOBBIT
[DFC] Duke: YO
[DFC] ToonyMan: DUKE IS HUMAN
[DFC] ToonyMan: I AM WIZARD
Reasonableman: Why am I a hobbit?!
[DFC] WorkerDrone: I AM DWARF.
[DFC] ToonyMan: WORKERDRIOE IS DWARF
[DFC] Duke: The human that dies or the human that becomes a badass?
[DFC] ToonyMan: hmm
Reasonableman: Why can't I be a gnome?
[DFC] WorkerDrone: We need another human.
[DFC] ToonyMan: WE WILL FIND OUT SOON
Reasonableman: or a pirate?
[DFC] ToonyMan: GNOME
[DFC] ToonyMan: FINE
[DFC] Duke: The pirates were barely in it
Reasonableman: Huzzah!
[DFC] ToonyMan: BEARDLESS DWARF
[DFC] Duke: WHUZZAH?
[DFC] WorkerDrone: Heh. Beardless. I get a beard.
[DFC] ToonyMan: now
[DFC] ToonyMan: we need
[DFC] WorkerDrone: 'Cause I'm a dwarf
[DFC] ToonyMan: A GOBLIN
[DFC]Ampersand has been invited to chat.
Reasonableman: I HAVE NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON
[DFC] Duke: Goblin town?
Reasonableman: DOOD NO IDEA.
[DFC] Duke: Where we go down down?
[DFC] ToonyMan: SEEMS AOUR GOLBIN IS AWOL
[DFC] ToonyMan: NOW WOORRIES
[DFC] WorkerDrone: YES.
[DFC] ToonyMan: HE IS DEAD
[DFC] WorkerDrone: THAT IS BAD.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: OH.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: THAT IS GOOD.
[DFC] ToonyMan: NOW
[DFC] WorkerDrone: NOW WHAT?
[DFC] ToonyMan: WE MUST TRAVEL TO A CLOSE BY TOWN
Reasonableman: ROLEPLAY IN CAPSLOCK
[DFC] Duke: Erm...
Reasonableman EATS A SANDWICH.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: I SHALL WIELD BATTLE AXE.
[DFC] ToonyMan: AND GET A GOOD EQUIPMENT
[DFC] Duke: I choose to be the human that doesn't die to a bunch of orcs
[DFC] WorkerDrone: WE NEED ORCS TO KILL
[DFC] ToonyMan: NO ARROWS TO THE CHEST?
[DFC] ToonyMan: YES
[DFC] Duke: Nope
[DFC] ToonyMan: ORCS
[DFC] WorkerDrone: ORCS
[DFC] WorkerDrone: YES
[DFC] ToonyMan: THEY WILL COME TO THE VILLAGE WE GO TO
[DFC] Duke: I'm the ranger/king that doesn't look the king part
[DFC] ToonyMan: AFTER WE GET OUR THINGS
[DFC] WorkerDrone: FOLLOW THE ODDLY SHAPED RED BRICKED ROAD!
[DFC] Duke: Under my rule these roads would all look funny shaped, not oddly chaped
[DFC] ToonyMan BUY +1 SOWRD AND SHIELD OF LIGHTNESS THAT ALSO PROTECTS
[DFC] WorkerDrone: Eh.
[DFC] ToonyMan: BUY YOUR GOODS
[DFC] WorkerDrone BUY BATTLEAXE OF BADASSERY AND MITHRIL CHAINMAIL OF AWESOME.
[DFC] ToonyMan: D:
[DFC] ToonyMan: YOU HVAE +1 ME
Reasonableman BUYS A PIZZA
[DFC] Duke buys some anti-arrow armor
[DFC] ToonyMan: CHAINMAIL
[DFC] ToonyMan: ?
[DFC] Duke oggles a chainmail bikini
[DFC] ToonyMan: REASONABLE MAN IS NOT SO REASONABLE
Reasonableman is seriously eating a pizza.
[DFC] ToonyMan: REASON NEEDS ARMOR
[DFC] ToonyMan: AND WEAPONZ
[DFC] WorkerDrone: WEPONS
[DFC] ToonyMan: WEPON
[DFC] WorkerDrone: WEAAAPOOOONS
[DFC] WorkerDrone: WEPON
[DFC] ToonyMan: WEEAPPOONS
[DFC] WorkerDrone: WEPON
[DFC] WorkerDrone: WEPOOOONS
[DFC] WorkerDrone: AND LOOTS
[DFC] Duke: Weapoon
[DFC] WorkerDrone: WEAPEEN
[DFC] ToonyMan: WE ARE SETTED IN THE PUB NOW
[DFC] WorkerDrone: OKAY
[DFC] WorkerDrone: PUB
[DFC] Duke: Weabon
[DFC] WorkerDrone: I PUNCH BARTENDER.
[DFC] ToonyMan: DO YOUR ACTIONS
[DFC] WorkerDrone punches the bartender.
[DFC] Duke: I seduce bartender
[DFC] Duke seduced bartender
Reasonableman BUYS SOME RATIONS AND HOARDS THEM.
[DFC] ToonyMan: OK WD PUNCHES BARTENR THEN DUKE KISSES HIM IN
[DFC] ToonyMan: WAIT
[DFC] ToonyMan: WAIT
Reasonableman CASTS TREE SHAPE.
[DFC] ToonyMan: WE FORGOT TO GET AN ELF
[DFC] WorkerDrone: NOOO
[DFC] WorkerDrone: NO ELVES
[DFC] Duke: The bartender
[DFC] ToonyMan: YEAH
[DFC] ToonyMan: THE BART IS ELF
[DFC] Duke: The bartender will be our elf
[DFC] WorkerDrone: FINE. BARD.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: BARD IS ELF.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: ELF IS FEMALE.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: WAIT SHIT.
[DFC] ToonyMan: DUKE HAS A ROMANCE WITH HER DURING THE MOOIVE
[DFC] WorkerDrone: YOU KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING.
[DFC] Duke: Wait, shoot
[DFC] Duke: She isn;t of royal blood!
[DFC] ToonyMan: BY ATLEAST THE SECOND HOUR
[DFC] ToonyMan: NAH
[DFC] WorkerDrone: THIRD HOUR.
[DFC] ToonyMan: SHE HAS BRONZE HAIR
[DFC] Duke: I need a sister or counsin to seduce or something if I wish to be a king!
[DFC] ToonyMan: OK?
[DFC] WorkerDrone: AND GREEN EYES.
[DFC] ToonyMan: OUR GNOME IS MISSING
[DFC] Duke: Green eyes with black surroundings
[DFC] Duke: Because WD punched her
[DFC] ToonyMan: OK OK
Reasonableman TOLD YOU HE IS EATING. GOSH YOU HAVE BAD TIMING
[DFC] ToonyMan: NOW THIS IS WEHN
[DFC] WorkerDrone: SO ANYWAY
[DFC] WorkerDrone: I PUNCHED HER.
[DFC] ToonyMan: THE ORCS ARE COMING
[DFC] ToonyMan: WE HEAR THEM
[DFC] WorkerDrone: OH YAH.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: ORCS.
[DFC] ToonyMan: FROM OUTSIDE
[DFC] Duke: And she joins our group
[DFC] WorkerDrone: OKAY.
[DFC] ToonyMan: THERE'S ABOUT 1000
[DFC] WorkerDrone: I WIELD MY BATTLEAXE OF BADASSERY.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: AND THEN I LIKE.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: JOHN WOO THEIR SHIT.
[DFC] Duke: I heft my anti-arrow armor
[DFC] Duke: Wait, john woo?
[DFC] WorkerDrone: Yeah.
[DFC] ToonyMan: THE ARE GETTING CLOSER
[DFC] ToonyMan: OK
[DFC] Duke: Wouldn't that require dual-bows?
[DFC] ToonyMan: THE PESAANTS ARE RUNNING AWAY
[DFC] WorkerDrone: I HACK AND CLEAVE THEM WITH MY SURPRISE DOUBLE SPLITTING AXES.
[DFC] ToonyMan: WE STAND IN SQUARE
[DFC] ToonyMan: THEN BOOM
[DFC] Duke: Stop the peasants!
[DFC] WorkerDrone: OH NOOOO
[DFC] Duke: I need to tax them!
[DFC] ToonyMan: REASONABLE HAS A HEARTATTACK
[DFC] WorkerDrone: AHAHAHA
[DFC] WorkerDrone: YEAH.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: BECAUSE HE ATE PIZZA.
[DFC] Duke: Pizza of Heart Attack +1
[DFC] ToonyMan: YEAH
[DFC] ToonyMan: SO
[DFC] ToonyMan: THE ORCS ARE HERE
[DFC] ToonyMan: I PROCEED TO ZAP THEM
[DFC] Duke: I seduce them
Reasonableman: hurk
[DFC] Duke: All of them
[DFC] ToonyMan: WITH MY ZAP GUN
Reasonableman dies
Reasonableman: another time, lads
Reasonableman left chat.
[DFC] ToonyMan: REASONABLEMAN HAS DIED
[DFC] ToonyMan: We need more players dood.
[DFC] Duke: I seduce the corpse
[DFC] ToonyMan: BUT REASONABLE HAS BAD BREATH
[DFC] ToonyMan: FROM THE PIZZA
[DFC] Duke: Eew, nevermind then
[DFC] ToonyMan: YEAH
[DFC] ToonyMan: WAIT
[DFC] ToonyMan: ONE OF THOSE ORCS LOOKS PRETTY HOT FOR A GUY
[DFC] ToonyMan: HE HAS BOTH OF HIS EYES
[DFC] ToonyMan: AND LIPS!
[DFC] WorkerDrone: OH WHAT THE FUCK.
[DFC] Duke: WOAH
[DFC] ToonyMan: ...
[DFC] Duke: But yeah, I shoot him with my dual bows
[DFC] ToonyMan: GOOD
[DFC] Duke: Nobody is going to be hotter than I!
[DFC] ToonyMan: I THROW WORKERDRONE INTO THE GROUP
[DFC] WorkerDrone: I THEN PROCEED TO OWN THEM ALL.
[DFC] Duke: I ride Workerdrone
[DFC] ToonyMan: ME TOO
[DFC] WorkerDrone: I KNOCK DUKE OFF.
[DFC] Duke: Foring my dual-bows
[DFC] WorkerDrone: I KNOCK TOONY OFF TOO.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: RAEG
[DFC] ToonyMan: CHARGE WD
[DFC] Duke: Wait
[DFC] ToonyMan: CHRAGGGEEEEE
[DFC] Duke: Wait
[DFC] Duke: Wait
[DFC] WorkerDrone: I CHARGE
[DFC] WorkerDrone: CHARRRRRGEEEEE
[DFC] Duke: I get on Toony
[DFC] Duke: Toony gets on WD
[DFC] ToonyMan: YEAH
[DFC] ToonyMan: YUS
[DFC] ToonyMan: PROCEED
[DFC] Duke: It will be the Tower of Power
[DFC] WorkerDrone: I USE MY SPECIAL POWER
[DFC] ToonyMan: I HURL FIREBALLZ
[DFC] Duke: I fire dual arrows
[DFC] WorkerDrone: I SCREAM IN RAEG AND SEND THEM FLEEING
[DFC] ToonyMan: THE ORCS ARE DOWN TO 500
[DFC] Duke: YES FLYING MOUNT
[DFC] ToonyMan: BUT WAIT
[DFC] WorkerDrone: I KEEP HACKING
[DFC] WorkerDrone: AND SMASHING
[DFC] ToonyMan: THEY ARE BRING IN A GAINT ONE
[DFC] ToonyMan: THAT HAS TO BE TOUGHER
[DFC] Duke: OH NO
[DFC] Duke: I stab it in the toes!
[DFC] ToonyMan: TWO IN GIANT CAGES FOR GINATS
[DFC] Duke: Pingas?
[DFC] ToonyMan: IT DONT HAVE NO TOES1
[DFC] WorkerDrone: SNOOPING AS USUAL I SEE
[DFC] ToonyMan: HPMD
[DFC] ToonyMan: WAIT WAIT
[DFC] WorkerDrone: SORRY SORRY GM.
[DFC] ToonyMan: I GOT IT
[DFC] WorkerDrone: GO ON.
[DFC] ToonyMan: A HOLE OPENS UP BELOW US FOR NO REASON!
[DFC] WorkerDrone: WHAAAAT.
[DFC] Duke: I roll to dodge!
[DFC] WorkerDrone: I ROLL TO DODGE
[DFC] Duke rolls a 1
[DFC] Duke: FUUUUUUUUUU
[DFC] WorkerDrone: /rolls a 6.
[DFC] ToonyMan: YOU CANNOT DODGE THE HOLE OF 5D6!!
[DFC] ToonyMan: HEY
[DFC] ToonyMan: HEY
[DFC] WorkerDrone: HAHAHA
[DFC] ToonyMan: ]STOPPED PISSING YOU CAT
[DFC] WorkerDrone: OVERSHOOT
[DFC] WorkerDrone: I GRAB DUKE AND TOON AND JUMP OUTTA WAY
[DFC] Duke: You fly into the sky?
[DFC] ToonyMan: NO
[DFC] ToonyMan: WE FALL
[DFC] ToonyMan: ITS A NEED PLOT DEVICE
[DFC] WorkerDrone: FALLING DONW MAN.
[DFC] Duke: We fall extra hard?
[DFC] WorkerDrone: HARRRRRD
[DFC] ToonyMan: NO
[DFC] Duke: Becaude of the d6?
[DFC] ToonyMan: THE FALL IS LONG
[DFC] ToonyMan: ER
[DFC] Duke: I seduce gravity
[DFC] ToonyMan: YOU CANNOT SECUDE MEN
[DFC] WorkerDrone: I PUNCH GRAVITY
[DFC] Duke: Mother nature?
[DFC] ToonyMan: I PUNCH YOU FACE
[DFC] WorkerDrone: NO
[DFC] WorkerDrone: I PUNCH *YOU* FACE
[DFC] ToonyMan: STOP AGRUING
[DFC] WorkerDrone: NOOOOOOO
[DFC] Duke: I seduce Mother Nature?
[DFC] ToonyMan: WE ARE FALLING UNTIL I CAN THINK OF SOMETHING TO LAND US IN
[DFC] WorkerDrone: LAND US IN...
[DFC] WorkerDrone: JELLO
[DFC] ToonyMan: OK
[DFC] Duke: JELLO
[DFC] WorkerDrone: MAN EATTING JELLO
[DFC] ToonyMan: WE HIT JELLO
[DFC] ToonyMan: THATS GREEN
[DFC] Duke: OUTTA NOWHERE!
[DFC] ToonyMan: THEN
[DFC] Duke: YUM
[DFC] WorkerDrone: THEN
[DFC] ToonyMan: A HUGE CAT COMES
[DFC] ToonyMan: AND STARTS PISSING ON US
[DFC] ToonyMan: RUN
[DFC] Duke: AUGH!
[DFC] ToonyMan: RUN
[DFC] ToonyMan: RUNNNN
[DFC] Duke: Roll to didge!
[DFC] WorkerDrone: ROLL TO DIRGE
[DFC] ToonyMan: WE CANT LET THE JELLO GET TANISHED!
[DFC] ToonyMan: PROTECT THE JELLOOOOO
[DFC] WorkerDrone: I KILL CAT WITH AXE NOW?
[DFC] Duke: JELLO-CAT FIGHT TO THE DEATH!
[DFC] ToonyMan: WAIT
[DFC] ToonyMan: I NEED TO GET DICE
[DFC] Duke: Jello, use wiggle!
[DFC] WorkerDrone: Oh man.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: This is off the hook.
[DFC] Duke: This is off the line
[DFC] ToonyMan: ALRIGHT
[DFC] ToonyMan: WD
[DFC] ToonyMan: WHAT YOUR ACTION?
[DFC] Duke: We should get an IRC that has all these built in
[DFC] ToonyMan: yeah
[DFC] ToonyMan: I don't know any
[DFC] ToonyMan: and have never done it....
[DFC] Duke: I know there is an online D&D software thing...
[DFC] ToonyMan: hmmmmmm
[DFC] Duke: That is rather open about rules
[DFC] ToonyMan: Does it give you inventory and stuff?
[DFC] WorkerDrone: I UH
[DFC] Duke: I dunno
[DFC] WorkerDrone: BATTLE CAT.
[DFC] Duke: I only stumbled upon it
[DFC] ToonyMan: ALRIGHT
[DFC] ToonyMan: WD BEGUN BATLE WITH HUGE CAT
[DFC] Duke: I'll look into it
[DFC] ToonyMan: ok
[DFC] ToonyMan: WD ROLLS A 6!
[DFC] Duke: YUS
[DFC] ToonyMan: CAT ROLLS 3!
[DFC] WorkerDrone: YEEEEEAAAAHHHH
[DFC] WorkerDrone: YEEEEAAAAAHHHH
[DFC] ToonyMan: WD CUTS....
[DFC] WorkerDrone: INITITIVE IS MINE
[DFC] ToonyMan: [1] A HAIR OFF!
[DFC] WorkerDrone: I ATTACK AGAIN
[DFC] ToonyMan: OK
[DFC] ToonyMan: WD GOT A 4
[DFC] Duke: I use Coward Arrows!
[DFC] ToonyMan: CAT GOT 6 NOOOOOO
[DFC] WorkerDrone: NOOOOOOOO
[DFC] ToonyMan: CAT HITS....
[DFC] Duke: Cover fine mannnnn!
[DFC] ToonyMan: [5] YOUR FACE, YOU TASTE PISS
[DFC] WorkerDrone: EWWW BLARGH
[DFC] WorkerDrone: OKAY.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: MY ACTION IS
[DFC] ToonyMan: DUKE SHOOTS ARROW
[DFC] WorkerDrone: I GET REALLY REALLY ANGRY
[DFC] ToonyMan: [5] IT HITS THE FACE
[DFC] Duke: I start eating jello!
[DFC] ToonyMan: CAT IS AT 60% HP
[DFC] Duke: So that the cat cannot piss on it!
[DFC] ToonyMan: ALRIGHT
[DFC] WorkerDrone: I GET REALLY REALLY ANGRY
[DFC] ToonyMan: YOUR ROLL A 1
[DFC] WorkerDrone: FUCK
[DFC] Duke: GET TO THE JELLO WD!
[DFC] ToonyMan: YOU VOMIT JELLOW AND MAKE MOREEEE
[DFC] WorkerDrone: I GET REALLY REALLY ANGRY
[DFC] ToonyMan: OK
[DFC] WorkerDrone: COME ON GET ANGRY
[DFC] WorkerDrone: GET ANGRY
[DFC] ToonyMan: YOU ROLL A 1
[DFC] ToonyMan: AND FART
[DFC] WorkerDrone: FUCK
[DFC] WorkerDrone: I GET REALLY REALLY ANGRY
[DFC] Duke: SHIIIIIIIIIII
[DFC] ToonyMan: YOU ROLL A 5 AND GET ANGRY
[DFC] WorkerDrone: COME ON,
[DFC] WorkerDrone: YEAAAAH
[DFC] WorkerDrone: OKAY.
[DFC] ToonyMan: NOW WHAT
[DFC] WorkerDrone: I USE MY RAEG ATTACK TO FINISH CAT
[DFC] ToonyMan: OK
[DFC] Duke: All 60%?
[DFC] WorkerDrone: ALL OF IT
[DFC] Duke: NO
[DFC] ToonyMan: 6+2=8 ON CAT!!!!
[DFC] Duke: 80%
[DFC] ToonyMan: CAT EXPLODES
[DFC] WorkerDrone: YESSSSSS
[DFC] WorkerDrone: RAEG
[DFC] Duke: Roll to find out what it explodes into!
[DFC] ToonyMan: CAT PARTS LITTER JELLO CAVE
[DFC] ToonyMan: OH
[DFC] WorkerDrone: WHAT ARE OUR LOOTSD
[DFC] Duke: What are the chunks?
[DFC] WorkerDrone: LOOTS
[DFC] WorkerDrone: LOOTS
[DFC] Duke: Cat chunks and our own jello cave!
[DFC] ToonyMan: YOU FIND CHUNKS AND MEAR AND PISS
[DFC] Duke: I DRINK THE MEAR
[DFC] ToonyMan: OK
[DFC] ToonyMan: IT WAS PISS
[DFC] Duke: AUGH
[DFC] ToonyMan: OH NOES
[DFC] ToonyMan: A WALL BROKEN DOWN
[DFC] ToonyMan: AND PISS STARTS FLOODING IN
[DFC] Duke: Jello wall?
[DFC] WorkerDrone: I RUN
[DFC] WorkerDrone: RUN FAST
[DFC] WorkerDrone: FAST FAST
[DFC] Duke: I dodge!
[DFC] ToonyMan: WD RUNS TO SAFETY
[DFC] ToonyMan: DUKE
[DFC] Duke: I eat all the jello so the piss doesn't ruin it!
[DFC] ToonyMan: DODGES THE FLOOD?
[DFC] ToonyMan: WUTTTTTT
[DFC] Duke: YESSSSS
[DFC] ToonyMan: YOU CANT DO THAT
[DFC] Duke: I just did
[DFC] ToonyMan: FINE
[DFC] Duke gives physics the middle finger
[DFC] ToonyMan: THE JELLO IS GONE THOUGH
[DFC] Duke: Damn
[DFC] WorkerDrone: OH NO
[DFC] WorkerDrone: IS BAD
[DFC] ToonyMan: STAIRS LEAD UP
[DFC] WorkerDrone: OKAY
[DFC] WorkerDrone: FUCK
[DFC] WorkerDrone: STAIRS?!
[DFC] Duke: I dodge the stairs
[DFC] WorkerDrone: IT KEEPS HAPPENING
[DFC] ToonyMan: TOO BAD
[DFC] Duke: I shoot an arrow at the stairs
[DFC] Duke: I attack the stairs
[DFC] WorkerDrone: I ATTACK STAIRS
[DFC] Duke: I eat the jello so the stairs doesn't ruin it
[DFC] ToonyMan: THE STAIRS POP OUT OF THE WALL AND BEGIN TO ATTACK YOU
[DFC] ToonyMan: SO MUCH FOR PEACEFUL NEGOITABLESA
[DFC] Duke: I seduce the stairs to enforce NEGOITABLESA
[DFC] ToonyMan: DUKE ROLLS A 4 AND SUCCESFULLY HURTS THE STIARS
[DFC] ToonyMan: WITH SECUDENESS
[DFC] ToonyMan: SOME HOW
[DFC] ToonyMan: WD ROLLS A 4 AND DOES THE SAME, BUT WITH LESS SEDUCE
[DFC] WorkerDrone: MORE RAEG?
[DFC] ToonyMan: STAIRS BECOMES ANGRY
[DFC] WorkerDrone: NOT AS ANGRY AS WD
[DFC] WorkerDrone: WD GET'S ANGRIESR
[DFC] WorkerDrone: ANGRIER!
[DFC] WorkerDrone: YEEEAAAHHH
[DFC] ToonyMan: STARIS ROLL A 3 AND BEING TO STEP ON YOUUUUU
[DFC] WorkerDrone: RAEG
[DFC] Duke: The irony!
[DFC] ToonyMan: BUT IT DOESNT HURT AS MUCH AS WHEN YOU DO IT
[DFC] ToonyMan: OH NO
[DFC] ToonyMan: STAIRS ARE FORMING TOGETHER
[DFC] ToonyMan: WAIT
[DFC] WorkerDrone: WD IS TOUGHEST AND DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING
[DFC] WorkerDrone: I KILL STAIRS
[DFC] ToonyMan: WE FORGOT ABOUT THE PISS FLOOD
[DFC] Duke: I dodged
[DFC] Duke: it
[DFC] WorkerDrone: I ran.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: It.
[DFC] ToonyMan: BUT THAT
[DFC] ToonyMan: YOUR ON THE SAME LEVEL STILL
[DFC] WorkerDrone: NO NO
[DFC] WorkerDrone: YOU SAID.
[DFC] ToonyMan: WITH THE STAIRS
[DFC] WorkerDrone: WE RAN TO SAFETY
[DFC] WorkerDrone: SAFETY
[DFC] Duke: You said I dodged it
[DFC] ToonyMan: YEAH
[DFC] WorkerDrone: WE ARE SAFE
[DFC] ToonyMan: BUT FLOODS MOVE
[DFC] WorkerDrone: SO
[DFC] ToonyMan: THEY MOVE
[DFC] WorkerDrone: NO MORE FLOOD
[DFC] WorkerDrone: NOOOOO
[DFC] Duke: Thus we escaped the encounter
[DFC] ToonyMan: THEY MOVEEEE
[DFC] WorkerDrone: YOU SAID SAFE
[DFC] WorkerDrone: JUST SAFE
[DFC] WorkerDrone: WE ARE SAFE
[DFC] WorkerDrone: TO BAD YOU SAID IT
[DFC] Duke: SAFE
[DFC] WorkerDrone: SAFE
[DFC] Duke: SAFETY
[DFC] WorkerDrone: SAFETY
[DFC] ToonyMan: A SAFE FALLS ON WD AND DUKE!
[DFC] WorkerDrone: FUCK
[DFC] Duke: NOOO
[DFC] WorkerDrone: I SMASH SAFE
[DFC] ToonyMan: [5] ON WD AND HE IS HURT BADLY
[DFC] Duke: I lock the safe so the stairs doesn't get me
[DFC] ToonyMan: [4] ON DUKE AND HE IS HURT SOME
[DFC] Duke: Are we in the safe now?
[DFC] ToonyMan: NO
[DFC] ToonyMan: SAFE ON YOU
[DFC] Duke: WE NEED AN ELF
[DFC] WorkerDrone: /looks up at ToonyMan from the tabletop map.
[DFC] WorkerDrone glares at ToonyMan.
[DFC] Duke: I VOTE JANET
[DFC] WorkerDrone: This game is dumb
[DFC] WorkerDrone: New Campaign.
[DFC] Duke waves at janet passing through the next room
[DFC] ToonyMan is mildly aware.
[DFC] ToonyMan: fine
[DFC] ToonyMan: mr. whatever
[DFC] ToonyMan: YOU RUN THE GAME
Janet entered chat.
[DFC] ToonyMan: oh no
[DFC] Duke: YESSSS
Janet: Oh noes!
[DFC] WorkerDrone: WELCOME TO OUR GAME
Janet: Huh?
[DFC] ToonyMan falls over dead.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: WE ARE PLAYING TABLE TOP D&D RPG
[DFC] WorkerDrone: TOONY IS GM.
[DFC] ToonyMan: not anymore
Janet: Ah...
[DFC] ToonyMan: I TUIE
Janet: XD
[DFC] Duke gets Janet a tabletop map
[DFC] ToonyMan: QUIT
[DFC] ToonyMan: You do it WorkerDrone
[DFC] WorkerDrone: YOU CAN'T QUIT
[DFC] WorkerDrone: FINE
[DFC] WorkerDrone: I GM.
[DFC] Duke: But you are the bestest GM ever!
[DFC] WorkerDrone: ROLL A CHARACTER TOONY.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: ROLL A CHARACTER JANET.
[DFC] ToonyMan: ok
[DFC] Duke: You let us get away with everything
Janet: Uh... <.>
[DFC] WorkerDrone: JUST.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: ROLL A CHARACTER.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: YOU KNOW.
[DFC] Duke: And you have the best plots
[DFC] WorkerDrone: A CHARACTER.
[DFC] ToonyMan: I am a dark elf necromancer.
[DFC] Duke: I roll the human that doesn't get shot by arrows
[DFC] ToonyMan: with a funny hat
[DFC] ToonyMan: CALLED JUSTICE
[DFC] Duke: He dual-wields bows
[DFC] ToonyMan: WHATS THAT JUSITCE?
[DFC] WorkerDrone: OKAY, NOW JANET.
Janet: Not sure I wanna play right now actually. <.>
Janet: XD
[DFC] ToonyMan: THERE IS DANGER AFOOT
[DFC] Duke: And a special racial ability to leap with doves fluttering about
[DFC] WorkerDrone: BUT.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: WE NEED A THIRD PLAYER.
Janet: I tend to need to think these things out a bit <.>
[DFC] ToonyMan: Yeah
[DFC] ToonyMan: Last time I was
[DFC] ToonyMan: wait
Janet: Like get my character all set up.
[DFC] ToonyMan: MY GUY DIED SOMEHOW
[DFC] Duke: You didn't read our chat did you?
[DFC] WorkerDrone: We aren't really playing a game Janet.
[DFC] ToonyMan: WHAT
[DFC] WorkerDrone: WAIT.
[DFC] ToonyMan: DONT LISTEN JUTCIE
[DFC] Duke: WHART
[DFC] WorkerDrone: NO WE ARE...
[DFC] WorkerDrone: BUT.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: NOT REALLY REALLY.
[DFC] Duke: But really really
Janet: AH... Okay. XD
[DFC] WorkerDrone: REALLY REALLY REALLY WE ARE.
[DFC] ToonyMan ushers Justice to not listen to that bad man.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: BUT NOT REALLY REALLY
[DFC] Duke: But not really really really
[DFC] ToonyMan: REALL REEALLY
[DFC] WorkerDrone: ANYWAY...
[DFC] Duke: Alright, so characters
[DFC] WorkerDrone: ONCE JANET ROLLS A CHARACTER.
[DFC] ToonyMan: This is a fantasy setting
[DFC] Duke: WAIT
[DFC] WorkerDrone: I WILL INTRODUCE YOU TO THE SETTING
[DFC] WorkerDrone: NO I CHOOSE.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: I AM GM.
[DFC] ToonyMan: WAT
[DFC] ToonyMan: wai
[DFC] ToonyMan: no
[DFC] WorkerDrone: YES.
Janet: I roll an Elf ranger then. XD
[DFC] ToonyMan: I cahnge my role then
[DFC] Duke: But what if you place us on a Space Hulk while using Bunnies and Burrows rules?
[DFC] ToonyMan: I CHANGE MY RACE
[DFC] WorkerDrone: YOU WILL SEE THE SETTING IN A SECOND.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: ROLL CHARACTERS.
[DFC] Duke: John Woo Human
[DFC] ToonyMan: I am now a DWARF PUNCH TO THE FACER
[DFC] WorkerDrone: OKAY.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: CHARACTERS ROLLED.
[DFC] ToonyMan: with a hat named JUSTICE
[DFC] ToonyMan: nooo
[DFC] WorkerDrone puts on his wizard hat.
[DFC] WorkerDrone clears his throat.
[DFC] Duke: OHSHI-
[DFC] ToonyMan puts on Justice.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: ...
Janet: OH CRAP.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: "You approach the cave of tits."
[DFC] WorkerDrone: Nonono really, heh PA joke aside.
[DFC] WorkerDrone clears throat.
[DFC] Duke: Dqmn
[DFC] Duke: An epic adventure that would have been
[DFC] Duke: Imaine the loot!
[DFC] ToonyMan: Arlgiht men, we must travel to the cave of tits and noooooo it's not reall
Janet: I auto erotic asphisiate myself.
[DFC] Duke: And then the bartender smacks our drunk heads
[DFC] ToonyMan: I WANT SECONDES JUSTICE
[DFC] WorkerDrone: You three are a party of DYSFUNCTIONAL ADVENTURERS who are on a quest to find the CHALICE OF IRONGRAD. Your first stop on your journey is to the MARGIN CENTER OF UNITED COMMERCE.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: YOU HAVE ONE WEAPON.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: TWO ARMOURS.
[DFC] ToonyMan: OH OH OH
[DFC] Duke: Dual-Bows
[DFC] WorkerDrone: AND THREE POTIONS.
[DFC] ToonyMan: ok
[DFC] WorkerDrone: PICK WISELY.
Janet: is that in total or per person?
[DFC] WorkerDrone: PER PERSOn.
[DFC] ToonyMan: Ax of safe dropping!
[DFC] WorkerDrone: THE POTIONS HOWEVER
[DFC] WorkerDrone: ARE IN TOTAL.
Janet: I take... A LASGUN.
[DFC] Duke: An open white button-down shirt and black leather pants
[DFC] ToonyMan: Helmet of Justice! and socks of SPEED
[DFC] Duke: I add three potions of ASSKICKING
[DFC] ToonyMan: agreed
[DFC] WorkerDrone: WAIT WAIT WAIT
[DFC] WorkerDrone: NO ALL THREE OF YOU CHOOSE ONE POTION.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: AND JANET.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: YOU ARE STILL NUDE.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: WHAT THE HELL.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: GET SOME CLOTHS ON.
[DFC] Duke: I choose a potion of Being Fully Clothed
Janet: Oh, then I take... Err... That awesome outfit I have in Mabinogi. XD
[DFC] ToonyMan: I choose a potion of Being Fully Clothed
[DFC] WorkerDrone: JANET.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: YOUR POTION?
Janet: A molitov. XD
[DFC] WorkerDrone: OKAY.
[DFC] ToonyMan: I'd drink that.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: YOU ARE AT THE ENTRANCE TO THE MARGIN.
[DFC] ToonyMan: ASK FOR DIRECTIONS
[DFC] WorkerDrone: THERE ARE TWO PATHS.
[DFC] Duke: I squeeze the margins\
[DFC] WorkerDrone: THE PATH FORWARD.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: AND THE NOW LOCKED PATH BACKWARD.
[DFC] Duke: SHOOT
[DFC] ToonyMan: hmmm
[DFC] Duke: I DON'T HAVE SHADES!
[DFC] ToonyMan: What do we choose?
[DFC] WorkerDrone: THERE ARE NO NPCS AROUND YOU.
[DFC] ToonyMan: DUKE HELP ME
[DFC] WorkerDrone: THERE IS HOWEVER.
[DFC] Duke: GAH
[DFC] WorkerDrone: A ROBOT.
[DFC] ToonyMan: What do we do?
[DFC] ToonyMan: oh
Janet: I WILL RAPE THE ROBOT.
[DFC] ToonyMan: ASK ROBOT FOR DIRECTIONS
Janet: IN THE ASS.
Janet: WITH MY LASGUN.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: Hold on.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: Let me get my dice.
[DFC] Duke: I was going to ask Janet to seduce the robot, but she has it covered
[DFC] ToonyMan: I should back off.
[DFC] ToonyMan: Is there grass?
[DFC] Duke: Lets beat this boring place and it's possible quest hook
[DFC] ToonyMan: yeah
[DFC] ToonyMan: I need to know if there is grass.
[DFC] ToonyMan: Then
[DFC] ToonyMan: we can leave
[DFC] ToonyMan: all of us if you choose.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: OKAY
Janet: Am I fucking the shit out of it? XD
[DFC] ToonyMan: IS THERE GRASS?
[DFC] WorkerDrone: THERE IS ROUGH MARBLE TILE ALL AROUND YOU.
[DFC] Duke: Took a while for you to get dice
[DFC] ToonyMan: IS THERE GRASS?
[DFC] WorkerDrone: JANET AIMS HER LASGUN AT HTE ROBOT.
[DFC] Duke: Wait, what?
[DFC] WorkerDrone: SHE FIRES.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: SHE ROLLS A FIVE.
[DFC] ToonyMan: no
[DFC] WorkerDrone: NO ONE CAN STOP HER.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: THE ROBOT IS DEAD.
[DFC] Duke: The robot shit is throughly fucked up
[DFC] ToonyMan: GRASS?
[DFC] ToonyMan: GRASSSS?
[DFC] WorkerDrone: THERE IS NO GRASS.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: ONLY MARBLE.
[DFC] ToonyMan: ROCK?
[DFC] ToonyMan: ROCK?
[DFC] WorkerDrone: MARBLE IS ROCK.
[DFC] Duke: Marbles or marble?
[DFC] ToonyMan: Snort rock.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: MARBLE OU SNOTS.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: OKAY.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: TOONY ROLLS.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: ..
[DFC] WorkerDrone: A 1.
[DFC] ToonyMan: Liar.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: TOONY BREAKS HIS NOSE.
[DFC] Duke: What was he rolling for?
[DFC] WorkerDrone: WHAT ARE YOUR ACTIONS?
[DFC] ToonyMan: Fix my nose.
[DFC] Duke: I assume finding grass
[DFC] Duke: Jets beat this place
[DFC] WorkerDrone: I ROLL FOR TOONY.
[DFC] Duke: Roll to leave
[DFC] WorkerDrone: 2. HE FAILS TO FIX NOSE.
[DFC] ToonyMan: Fix nose.
Janet: Ill shoot down and lasjump!
[DFC] WorkerDrone: I ROLL 4 FOR DUKE.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: HE FORGETS THAT THE DOOR IS LOCKED.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: IT CAN NOT BE OPENED>
[DFC] WorkerDrone: YOU MUST GO FORWARD.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: I ROLL FOR JANET
[DFC] Duke: The door BACK is locked
[DFC] Duke: The door fo-
[DFC] WorkerDrone: 1
[DFC] WorkerDrone: JANET SHOOTS HER FOOT.
Janet: OW OW OW OWO OWOWOWO
[DFC] ToonyMan: Fix nose.
[DFC] Duke: I dodge for her
[DFC] WorkerDrone: I ROLL FOR TOON
[DFC] WorkerDrone: 5. NOSE IS FIXED.
[DFC] ToonyMan: ok
[DFC] WorkerDrone: I ROLL FOR DUKE
[DFC] ToonyMan: SNORT ROCK
[DFC] WorkerDrone: 2 YOU CAN NOT DODGE FOR HER YOU ARE DUKE
[DFC] WorkerDrone: JANET
[DFC] WorkerDrone: YOUR ACTION?
[DFC] WorkerDrone: OR ARE YOU TO IN PAIN?
[DFC] Duke: Construct new and better Janet from robot remains
[DFC] WorkerDrone: You do not know how.
[DFC] ToonyMan: SNORT ROCKS
[DFC] WorkerDrone: I ROLL FOR TOONY.
Janet: Ill rix my foot and shoot the robot in RAEG
[DFC] WorkerDrone: 4. YOU RUB YOUR NOSE AGAINST THE MARBLE.
[DFC] ToonyMan: GOOD
[DFC] ToonyMan: NOW
[DFC] ToonyMan: DUKLE
[DFC] ToonyMan: DUKE
[DFC] WorkerDrone: 1 JANET SHOOTS HER OTHER FOOT
[DFC] ToonyMan: COME HOLD HANDS AND JOIN MY ADVBENTURE
[DFC] ToonyMan: COME COME DUKE
Janet: OW DAMMIT.
[DFC] Duke: I roll to hold hands
[DFC] WorkerDrone: WOW YOU SUCK AT LAS GUNNING.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: OKAY
[DFC] WorkerDrone: I ROLL FOR DUKE
[DFC] ToonyMan: no
[DFC] ToonyMan: NOOO
[DFC] ToonyMan: DONT ROLL FOR THAT
[DFC] WorkerDrone: HE ROLLS A 1
[DFC] WorkerDrone: YOU BREAK TOONIES HAND.
[DFC] Duke: Now you are making the numbvers us
[DFC] ToonyMan: NOOOOO
[DFC] Duke: I hurt everybody I touch!
[DFC] ToonyMan: It's ok
[DFC] ToonyMan: I have another
Janet: ILL JUST SIT HERE AND WISH I REMEMBERED TO WEAR SHOES OW. XD
[DFC] Duke glares over the table at WD
[DFC] Duke: Show me those die!
[DFC] WorkerDrone: Look. We talked about this.
[DFC] ToonyMan judo chops WD.
[DFC] WorkerDrone lowers his GM map.
[DFC] ToonyMan: THE FICE
[DFC] WorkerDrone: /grabs Toon's hand.
[DFC] WorkerDrone breaks it.
[DFC] ToonyMan: MY OTHER HANDDDD
[DFC] ToonyMan: wait
[DFC] ToonyMan: Nevermind
[DFC] WorkerDrone: Shall we continue?
[DFC] ToonyMan: No
[DFC] Duke: Fine fine
[DFC] WorkerDrone: Janet rolls a 5.
[DFC] Duke: But we use MY die
[DFC] WorkerDrone: She does nothing.
[DFC] Duke throws a bag of die at WD
[DFC] ToonyMan: My character has broken hand and I HAVE A VROKEN HAND.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: FUCK.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: FINE.
[DFC] ToonyMan: Hey
[DFC] ToonyMan: We should go to the hospital.
[DFC] Duke: After the game toony
[DFC] ToonyMan: I'm drunk though so who's driving?
[DFC] ToonyMan: ahh
[DFC] ToonyMan looks down.
[DFC] WorkerDrone burps and shoves rum bottles behind chair.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: I can drive.
[DFC] Duke: I say we form a sling to haul around our injured
[DFC] ToonyMan: Yeah
Janet: Woah. Why did explorer crash. <.>
[DFC] ToonyMan: My Dwarf wants to make a sling.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: Okay.
[DFC] ToonyMan: ROLL TO MAKE SLING
[DFC] Duke: Internet Explorer?
[DFC] WorkerDrone: TOONY ROLLS
Janet: No WINDOWS explorer.
[DFC] Duke: (Insert firefox statements here)
[DFC] WorkerDrone: 6. HE MAKES A CAST. HE CAN NOT MOVE HIS HAND NOW.
[DFC] ToonyMan: alright
[DFC] ToonyMan: Give it to ToonyMan.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: YOU ARE TOONYMAN. YOU ARE WEARING IT.
[DFC] ToonyMan: no
[DFC] ToonyMan: The real one.
[DFC] Duke: Real life fantasy Toony
[DFC] WorkerDrone facepalms.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: The cast isn't real Toony.
[DFC] ToonyMan: Says who.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: Says the GM.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: ME.
[DFC] ToonyMan: But my arm looks bad.
Janet rapes another elf.
[DFC] ToonyMan: AND I NEED A CAST
[DFC] Duke: I form a sort of sled form robot parts
[DFC] ToonyMan: I don't care about my charcaters arm I CARE ABOUT MINE
[DFC] ToonyMan runs out of the room to the bathroom.
[DFC] ToonyMan balhhhh balhhhhh
[DFC] WorkerDrone: Ugh.
[DFC] Duke: Roll to sled?
[DFC] WorkerDrone: Fine.
[DFC] ToonyMan returns.
[DFC] ToonyMan: HEY
[DFC] ToonyMan: YOUR OUT OF TP
[DFC] WorkerDrone: You roll a 5.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: You make a sled.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: From robot parts.
[DFC] ToonyMan sits back down.
[DFC] Duke: I thought this was Reasonmablemans house
[DFC] WorkerDrone: It is uncomfortable.
[DFC] ToonyMan: Yeah
[DFC] ToonyMan: But didn't he die?
[DFC] Duke: I place Janet on it
Janet: Wait. Huh?
[DFC] WorkerDrone: No he ran off.
Janet: Where are we? XD
[DFC] ToonyMan: I thought he had too much pizza.
[DFC] ToonyMan: I mean
[DFC] ToonyMan: He's right there.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: YOU ARE AT THE MARGINS OF THE CENTER OF COMMERCE
[DFC] ToonyMan points os Reasonable.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: YOU ARE AT THE ENTRANCE
[DFC] Duke: I uuse a slow-motion jump to shoot the door
[DFC] WorkerDrone: DUKE ROLLS...
[DFC] ToonyMan: alright
[DFC] WorkerDrone: A 1.
[DFC] ToonyMan: I go foward.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: HE GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE DOOR.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: THE DOOR IS OPEN.
[DFC] Duke: DAMMIT
[DFC] Duke: I gotta run
[DFC] WorkerDrone: Alright.
[DFC] Duke: Roll to stay in here
[DFC] ToonyMan: as in
[DFC] ToonyMan: THE COPS?
Janet: I SHOOT THE COPS!
[DFC] Duke: The target is running
[DFC] ToonyMan: WHAT'D YOU DO MAN
[DFC] WorkerDrone throws GM stuff back at Toony's face.
[DFC] ToonyMan: no way
[DFC] Duke: I need that money for the rant and bullets for more jobs!
[DFC] ToonyMan falls asleep.
[DFC] Duke jumps out of the room, pulling out a pair of shades and a pistol
[DFC] Duke left chat.
Janet: Uh oh.
[DFC] WorkerDrone get's up and grabs his remaining bottle of rum.
[DFC] WorkerDrone climbs up the stairs, leaving the dark basement.
[DFC] WorkerDrone left chat.
[DFC] ToonyMan stops breathing.
