MAIN GUYS:Read the super serious getting started section.


Your seriously read through the first page. It's quite boring.
Break bown bhe boor.


You know it would be of most civilalry to open the door, but breaking the door down sounds so much funnier. You enter a room full of author RAEG.
Alright, back to opening the safe.

You don't seem to remember the code too much.
go somewhere

THAT'S REALLLY DESRIPTICE.
NPCs:
Inhale citizens!

Yeah, right. You decide to examine the barrels with '!'s on them instead.
STATS:MAIN GUYS:Diakron:Name: The Strange One
Level: 1
Race: Human
Bonus: Mechanics
Inventory: [FIRE_STRIFE], CAR_KEY
Kills: 1 TOM_CRUISE
major_sephiroth:Name: Meekle
Level: 1
Race: Human
Bonus: Runs away from things REALLY WELL.
Inventory: GUN (4x ammo)
Kills: 1 POSSESSED_BOOK
Frelock:Name: Varsen
Level: 1
Race: Human
Bonus: Necromancer
Inventory: [courier]KEY
Kills: 1 JOHN_SMITHYMAN
Rashilul: Died 1x
Name: Bob Bobo Binky the Third
Level: 1
Race: Clown
Bonus: Bronounces all bords beginning in bonstanats bike it bas a b in bhe beginning. Also, SCARY
Inventory:
Kills:
Cause #1: Insides exploded.
NPC PEOPLE (that may be swayed):sonerohi: Died 1x
UNDER CONTROL BY FRELOCK
Name: John Smithyman
Level: 1
Race: Human ZOMBIEZ
Bonus: Shit lightning.
Body: ZOMBIEZ Bullet Hole in chest, null effect by ZOMBIEZ race
Cause #1: Shot in chest.