MAIN GUYS:Pull the clip out of the gun to check how many shots are left in the clip. Then read the evil book that tried to kill me.


You pop the clip out of your gun and take a look at the see-through magazine. You see 4
BOOLITS. You walk over and open the big book on the floor. You flip to the Index at the beginning and scan it. There is writing on the page below (from a rip it seems). It reads, "DAD SEE YOU".
Ressurect Self

You ressurect at Bobo the Clown. You appear to be on a roof. There is some stuff around and a door to the left (or right from your perspective).
Go to computer, and check on status of master plan.

You walk over to your moniter. The left one shows the room outside. The right one shows a game of free cell. I don't think you ever had a masterplan.
go on a killing frenzy, scream blood for the blood god every time someone dies





Hilarity Ensues.
NPCs:
EAT MASETER BRAINZZZ Roam around
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You roam around and get a bearing on your surroundings. You defiantly have no thoughts of eating your master's brains.
STATS:MAIN GUYS:Diakron:Name: The Strange One
Level: 1
Race: Human
Bonus: Mechanics
Inventory: [FIRE_STRIFE], CAR_KEY
Kills: 1 TOM_CRUISE
major_sephiroth:Name: Meekle
Level: 1
Race: Human
Bonus: Runs away from things REALLY WELL.
Inventory: GUN (4x ammo)
Kills: 1 POSSESSED_BOOK
Frelock:Name: Varsen
Level: 1
Race: Human
Bonus: Necromancer
Inventory: [courier]KEY
Kills: 1 JOHN_SMITHYMAN
Rashilul: Died 1x
Name: Bob Bobo Binky the Third
Level: 1
Race: Clown
Bonus: Bronounces all bords beginning in bonstanats bike it bas a b in bhe beginning. Also, SCARY
Inventory:
Kills:
Cause #1: Insides exploded.
NPC PEOPLE (that may be swayed):sonerohi: Died 1x
UNDER CONTROL BY FRELOCK
Name: John Smithyman
Level: 1
Race: Human ZOMBIEZ
Bonus: Shit lightning.
Body: ZOMBIEZ Bullet Hole in chest, null effect by ZOMBIEZ race
Cause #1: Shot in chest.