FINE I'LL JUST READ IT.

[1] The book jumps from it's resting place, it's mouth
opens has always been closed to show rows of jagged teeth. It looks hungry.
Wiggle my left toe. Failing that, wake up.

[NULL] You have no action this turn.
Open the door and kill any enemy on the other side with my key (allies and neutral parties are allowed to speak before disintegration).


[5] You turn around to face the other side of your cave, 2 computers are to your left, a door is to your right. There is a large crack in your floor, you placed a carpet over it to make it look nice. Your open the door to find... [6] JOHN, HE'S BEEN KEEPING YOU LOCKED DOWN HERE FOR YEARS, YOU FIND HIM UNCONCIOUS AT YOUR DOOR STEP. He falls over into your lair.
get in car drive home

[2] Your car door won't open, even with
CAR_KEY.
STATS:
sonerohi:Name: John Smithyman
Race: Human
Bonus: Shit lightning.
Body: Unconcious
Diakron:Name: The Strange One
Race: Human
Bonus: Mechanics
Inventory: [FIRE_STRIFE], CAR_KEY
major_sephiroth:Name: Meekle
Race: Human
Bonus: Runs away from things REALLY WELL.
Inventory: Gun
Frelock:Name: Varsen
Race: Human
Bonus: Necromancer
Inventory: Key