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« on: September 12, 2009, 11:07:14 pm »
I'm bored so I'm going to try an experiment, I'm going to keep typing until I find a theme to it, fun no? OK, let's start right about......NOW. I've been watching Team Fortress 2 videos all day along today, suppose to write essays to my 1800's Brooklyn cousin, but I'm too busy for that. Saw some really funny videos. Lots of spy videos, that's for sure. They're EVERYWHERE. Lots and lots and lots. I guess you need awesome skill to be spy. I saw this one guy, Wingspett or something and he had some good videos, espeically with how funny what he said was, heh. I side-tracked a bit and saw a The Office bloopers video which was quite hilarious, HELLO EVERYBODY. HUR HUR HUR. Then you have to abort the mission if you run into bear urine or something. Mountain dew mountain dew. I had alot of that, my cat pooped next to me and stuff and it stunk. I was like, "Yo dawg, why you be pooping next to me?" and he be like, "I can't talk, remember?" and I'll be, "Oh yeah." The real thing gets complicated real quick. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? You have that kid that's always next to you swearing like a kid! F F F F F F S S S S F F FF S S S S S FS F SF AA F S FS FSF FS FS . Yep. Stores in Disgaea are expensive, I wonder why. Ha ha. I want to punch that kids face in now or somesuch right about NOW. SHUT UP STOP{ SWEARING YOU ELMENTARY. EVerything I say is true, true. This laptop is crummy, but a nice gift yep. YEAH, my mounrain dew was stolen half way. I bought it with my own money money and half is empty when I first touch it. AND THE HINGE ON THE LAPTOP IS LOOSE. It keeps swinging back and forth, ok now now. Let me tell you a story if I can rememeber. We be in shop when it's early and when it be talking when SHOOP a bird flews in, everybody is like AHHHHHH, but not me. My first thought is to open a nearby door and let it fly out. Everybody elses first thought is to see if they can hit it out of the air, needless to say, someone didn'tget hurt. I HATE THAT. The stupidess people live the st HEY stupiest JUNK. "OH LOOK AT ME I'M DRUNK AND DRIVIN REAL FAST INTO COLLGGE HIGH STANDARDS ME. I WIL LIVE WITHOUT HURT AND OTHER GOOD SINLESS KID WILL DIE IN WORST WAY POSSIBLE." I hate all this 9/11 junk, AHH LOOK AT ME I AM OFFENED BY SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T AFFECT ME AT ALL." The media and president didn't help, here's Bush, "WE MUST DESTROY THUS SCUM, WE WILL FIGHT FORHONOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" hahahahah, *makes me want to take out gun*. Yes. I've been having a real mic problem with my comps. They be all like, "WE BUST YOU UP." Yep. I asked for spare change, but nah ah. I need to narrow my mind a bit now. You now about the yeah yeah yeahhhhh. This isn't very funny. Maybe I need more than one person.
Hello.
Why hello other person who will talk to I.
DO you have a drug problem?
No officer, what do ya mean?"
You have been awfully slirry with your words.
That'swhat YOU thnk.
I'm afraid I'm going to have to make you do a breath-o-lazer test.
I have a question officer.
Yes?
If I was a spy, would I really be on your side?
I'm afraid I don't understand.
Look at it this way, if I was a spy, would I be on YOUR side or the OTHER side?
What is this? Are you be trippen?
YES YOU BE TRIPPEN.
Take the breath-o-lzaer.
OK.
Ok now, well, let's see here, nope, nope, yep, ok, you're not drunk.
I knew that.
I didn't.
WHy not?
BECAUS I'M SPY. *stab*
*zap*
NO, YOU HAVE RAZOR BACK.
Good bye to your head, wanker!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
*gurgle*
