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Sonihero scanned the ground as he flew fast.  His hands were a bit slippery from all that buttercorn he ate before the mission.  He had to find Toony, and bring him back to Sir Josh, about an hour after his started the search he received some new information.  The Martians were going to help fight with the resistance, but only if they were to see ToonyMan in person.  "Why would they want to do that?"  thought Sonihero.

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The copter begun speaking.

LIFE-SIGN DETECTED 9.3278 KILOMETERS NORTH-EAST FROM HERE

"Thanks Tuesday."  Said Sonihero, even though it wouldn't matter.

That's probably ToonyMan, I wonder how he's doing, from the readins he's all by himself.  Two minutes passed before reaching their destination.  Sonihero slowed to a stop in mid-air, scanning the ground.  What he saws in thy distances were inane.  Toony was swinging two revolvers around, screeming at some trees that were surrounding him, he could almost hear what he were saying.

"BEK OF DUEK ROTORS."  He fired a shot into one of the trees.

"THAY NEVER STOOPP."  He charged at one of the trees, head first, head lit up.  The thud shook the area around, before he fell over, probably unconscious given the comedy of the story.

What the hall?  He's yelling at threes.  Sonnyhero thought for a minute.  And why am I thinkin funny?  He went to press the transmitter button to tell everyone that he found Toony when he accidentally slipped (curse those plot causing fingers!) and press the self-destruct button right next to it.

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SELF-DESTRUCT IN 1---*BOOM*