Bay 12 Games Forum

The low sun darkens as it lowers more.  Toon and Duke walk alone, after stealthy sneaking out of Org's detection.  The pair have no means of communication and have no means of transportation, except walking, which hardly qualifies.  Their base is a longs way away.

"So, what made you come to my rescue?"  Toony finally says.

"Ah, well..." Duke pulls out a electronic device.

"I keep on bug on you to know if you're in trouble.  Can't have you killing yourself over Tom Cruise or anything."  Duke explains.

Toony shakes his head, "I KNEW you would do something like that."

Time passes again as the duo keep a steady pace home.  The moon appears in the night sky, illuminating their path.

"I wonder what happened with the counter-strike...or the reinforcements for that matter.  I guess we'll know when we get back."  Toon sighs.

"We'll win."  Says a confident Duke.

Silence fills the air again, except for the buzzing of nearby noise.

"You know, it's been bugging me."  Says Toony, obviously waiting for a response.

"What?"  Says Duke.

Toon takes a deep breath before continuing, "Doesn't anything seem a bit OFF?  I mean, like DIFFERENT?"

"Ah, well, hmmmm, yes actually.  Something DOES feel a little off."  Replies Duke.

"ALOT off."  Says a worried Toony.

"What do you think it is?"  Duke's brow lowers into his head.

"EVERYTHING IS MAKING SENSE."  ToonyMan shouts at the top of his voice.

"SHHHHHHH!"  Says a shushing Duke.

"NO, THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES THE SLIGHTEST NOT SENSE IS THE NARRATOR'S FIRST SENTENCE FOR THIS PART."  Screams a Toony.

"SHHHHH!!  DO YOU WANT US TO BE FOUND OUT!"  Yells Duke back.

...

"What fools, you simpletons."  A mysterious voice fills the wet air.

"It's one of Org's men."  Whispers Duke.  "It's Pandarsenic."

A penguin armed with two handguns walks up to them, followed by 2 lolwut androids.

"How did you--"  Says Toony before being disrupted.

"Anti-toon ecoliser."  Explains Pandar.

"Anti-what?!"  Explains Toony.

"It sets insanity levels to 0, we had a slight hiccup at the beginning, but it worked out quite well, only took us 2 hours before you begin becoming paranoid."  Says Pandar, grinning.  "Androids, take these two hostage, we need to sterilize them."

"YES SIR."

The androids approach Toon and Duke, armed with nothing, the two have to surrender to the robots.  Is this the END?

ToonyMan's hair flew back in wind as he droove.  The sound of rolfcopters filled the air behind him.  This was not look good.  There not enough time or speed.  HE SPED UP.  AND PULLED OUT WALKY TALK.

"Fox, what are the cordials to the base again?!"  He SCREEMED.

"Let me push them up." SAY Fox.

"HORRY.  TIME IS RUNNING SHORT."  ToonyMan was exasperated.

SUDDENLY ONE OF THE ROFLCOPTERS "lolwut" SMASHES INTO BACK OF AIRBOAT.  THE SHOCK CAUSE TREMBLES.  ToonyMan starts spazzing.

"I'VE BeeN HIt tOM CrUISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"  TOONYMAN YELLS OUT IN PAIN.

"Toon, are you alright, reading have say that you've been hut."  It's Barbar, still back at the base doing ENFORCEMENTS.

"NOOOOO, TELLA PHONE MY SUN THAT I LOVED HIMM."

Toon starts swerving around the water before crashing into dam that was so damn hard.  The explosion shakes the EARTH CORE.  Toon lie dead next far away.

"NOOOOOOOOOO, TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON."  Scream the audience.

But wait!  He's twitching......and he's twitching..........and no he's not.  A dark cloud forms over Bay12.  A lone airboat speeds towards the crash sight, it's DUKE.  He must be coming for HIs SUN DUCK, but he's dead, go away.  Wait, no, he's GOING TO TOONY.  He's there now and looking over body and now he's he's he's he's/-*\-=*-/

TOONS LIVE AGAIN.  I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT HAPPENED.

"It's OK Toon for I have healed you with liver, it's like Eagle Up."  Says Duke.

"I am sorry for your sun lose."  Say Toony back to Duke.

"No it OK, he was a douche."  Say Duke back to Toon.

"Where to next said Toon?"  HEY THAT'S WHAT I DO.

"Well, your Walky Talk is borken so we must walk back to Base."

"Sadly yes."  We must walk.

Duke and Toon begin walking back to base forgeting about the Roflcopters and Org.  WILL THE COUNTER-STRIKES COME IN TIME?  OF COURSE THYE WILL.  DUHHH.